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Old 08-25-2004, 08:20 PM   #51
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When I was a sophomore in high school, one of the captains tried to "initiate" me onto the varsity by shoving a big stick dipped in Atomic Balm up my butt. Fortunately, the two other guys that he recruited to help him weren't anywhere as evil. They made only a halfhearted attempt to hold me, and I got away. That still ranks up there with one of the scariest moments of my life, though.

The guy is now a successful politician.

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Old 08-25-2004, 08:44 PM   #52
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When I was a sophomore in high school, one of the captains tried to "initiate" me onto the varsity by shoving a big stick dipped in Atomic Balm up my butt. Fortunately, the two other guys that he recruited to help him weren't anywhere as evil. They made only a halfhearted attempt to hold me, and I got away. That still ranks up there with one of the scariest moments of my life, though.

The guy is now a successful politician.

W?
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Old 08-25-2004, 09:10 PM   #53
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W?
No, he was a cheerleader.
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Old 08-25-2004, 09:17 PM   #54
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What is this youth coming to?

This kinda bullshit happens when you dont have solid leadership.

When i was a senior in H.S., i was one of the three captains on our football team. Some other upper classmen thought it'd be a great idea to stuff any freshman player they could get into a locker then pee in it(the locker rooms were connected). After sucessfully stuffing two kids in a locker, this idiotic group was about to make good on thier initiation and thouroguhly embarras these youngsters, I walked over and put a stop to such nonsense immmeadiatly.

the point is, after seeing thier captain raging over this ridiculous stunt, the rest of the teamates who were there turned on them too.

Such a sad time is now.
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Old 08-25-2004, 11:07 PM   #55
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No, he was a cheerleader.

Heh.

Not sure of the "W?" reference, but I suppose that story would have been clearer with...

"When I was a playing football as a high school sophomore, I made the varsity. One of the captains tried..."
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Old 08-26-2004, 07:20 AM   #56
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:02 PM   #57
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PINE FREAKING CONES?????





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Old 12-28-2004, 04:10 PM   #58
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Gives new meaning to the phrase "smells like roses".
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:11 PM   #59
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:15 PM   #60
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Old 12-29-2004, 07:01 AM   #61
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this thread needs some pinecones stuffed into it's patriotic undies
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Old 08-01-2005, 10:26 PM   #62
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pine cones?
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Old 08-02-2005, 08:54 AM   #63
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Pine cones.
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Old 08-02-2005, 11:55 AM   #64
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From pine cones ... to pool cues

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Old 01-24-2016, 03:40 AM   #66
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Bump. Moved per request, without comment.
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Old 01-24-2016, 04:40 AM   #67
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Old 01-24-2016, 04:45 AM   #68
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Old 01-24-2016, 10:51 AM   #69
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Pine Cones, Pool Cues and Golf Balls, OH MY!!!

What happened to good old fashioned towel beatings and the occasional icy hot in the jock, and the more rare tossing the naked player out of the lockeroom forms of hazing.
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Old 01-25-2016, 09:52 AM   #70
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some of those high schoolers may now 30 years old.

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