05-20-2003, 09:30 PM | #1 | ||
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The Spark's Death Test
From the same website as the personality test that Shorty posted, and the gay test that kcchief19 posted
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05-20-2003, 09:31 PM | #2 |
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dola-
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: April 19, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (25%) Cancer (24%) Alien Abduction (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Homicide (5%) Alcoholism (5%) Drowning (5%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 12680327 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 234291 people claim to have leprosy. |
05-20-2003, 09:31 PM | #3 |
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They have some really funny tests on that website
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05-20-2003, 10:25 PM | #4 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 5, 2049 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (51%) Heart Attack (9%) Alcoholism (7%) Loneliness (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) |
05-20-2003, 10:40 PM | #5 |
Coordinator
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I'm going to die in 66 years.
I have so little time left.... |
05-20-2003, 10:48 PM | #6 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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September 11, 2035
at the age of 56 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (26%) Heart Attack (16%) Drowning (10%) Electrolysis (9%) Alcoholism (5%) Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
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05-20-2003, 11:04 PM | #7 |
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September 22, 2074 at 90 years old.
Cancer (29%) Heat Attack (23%) Alcoholism (8%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Homocide (5%)
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05-20-2003, 11:06 PM | #8 |
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I will out live all of you. My Hattrick team will be awesome.
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05-20-2003, 11:09 PM | #9 |
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Location: Maryland
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 27, 2044 at the age of 65 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Heart Attack (18%) Homicide (8%) Loneliness (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) (SWEET!) Damn, I won't even make it to Halloween...or the Survivor Series. I'm gonna go kill myself now.
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05-20-2003, 11:11 PM | #10 |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 26, 2038 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (48%) Alcoholism (10%) Heart Attack (6%) Loneliness (6%) |
05-20-2003, 11:16 PM | #11 |
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Is it a bad thing if I'm more likely to die from alien abduction (you got some splaining to do Kodos!) than drowning, suicide or homicide?
Then again, it looks like either cancer or auto-fellatio is going to get me come July 14, 2063. If I make it that far, I'm really going to dread that day.
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05-21-2003, 12:17 AM | #12 |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 22, 2045 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Heart Attack (17%) Alien Abduction (7%) Homicide (6%) Alcoholism (5%)
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05-21-2003, 12:20 AM | #13 |
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Once you die I will steal your Vegas chicks
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05-21-2003, 12:29 AM | #14 | |
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Why do I get this strange feeling I'm going to die sooner than I expect? |
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05-21-2003, 12:38 AM | #15 | |
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LMFAO!
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05-21-2003, 12:45 AM | #16 |
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I better take this test now...just in case tonights the night..
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05-21-2003, 12:50 AM | #17 |
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Damn....It will be 2036 at the age of 60.....60???? I better go jog or smoething tommorow.
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05-21-2003, 12:56 AM | #18 |
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you better start plannin you funeral now eh
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05-21-2003, 12:58 AM | #19 | |
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Have a Vegas chick. It's good for your health. |
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05-21-2003, 04:22 AM | #20 |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 20, 2061 at the age of 86 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (23%) Heart Attack (22%) Horrible Accident (10%) Homicide (7%) Contagious Disease (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Confusion (5%) (Death from Confusion?? LOL) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) (hello...) Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 20, 2061, as you slip silently into the night. |
05-22-2003, 12:56 AM | #21 |
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Ha! No one can beat me!
I alone will carry on the FOF torch.
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05-22-2003, 01:01 AM | #22 | |
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Pray you dont get eaten by a collosal squid.
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05-22-2003, 01:03 AM | #23 |
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I dont fear the squid. I have stated this before.
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05-22-2003, 01:03 AM | #24 |
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lol
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05-22-2003, 01:06 AM | #25 |
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lol
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05-22-2003, 01:07 AM | #26 |
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05-22-2003, 01:08 AM | #27 |
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No way.
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05-22-2003, 02:03 AM | #28 |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 27, 2053 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Auto-Fellatio (12%) Electrolysis (11%) Heart Attack (10%) Alcoholism (8%) Suicide (6%) 76 isn't a bad age to go. Not too young yet not so old that I'm worthless and a drain on society...
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