Get This Man A Human Girlfriend

Suicane75 · 01-04-2005, 01:32 AM

Seriously, quite possibly the saddest thing i've ever seen, and i've spent about 200 hours in the waiting rooms of psychiatrists and psychologists.

hxxp://www.cheep-productions.com/peachandandy/index.html
hxxp://www.livejournal.com/users/cocotapioka/252034.html
hxxp://www.cheep-productions.com/peachandandy/artandy/20041108peacheyes.htm

Glengoyne · 01-04-2005, 01:37 AM

I fear what I might find behind those links.

Suicane75 · 01-04-2005, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I fear what I might find behind those links.

Eh, it's more sad than sick.

JeeberD · 01-04-2005, 01:40 AM

Yikes

The LJ link is especially scary...

duckman · 01-04-2005, 01:46 AM

Sad? That's some funny shit!

sovereignstar · 01-04-2005, 01:47 AM

I'd like to take some acid, then have this guy make some mac-n-cheese for me.

That is the fruitiest apartment I've ever seen.

Sharpieman · 01-04-2005, 01:56 AM

Wow...whenever I feel like I'm a loser I can just look at this guy and say, "at least I'm not him."

Flasch186 · 01-04-2005, 07:26 AM

beyond help, his brain is too messed up by now.

Shepp · 01-04-2005, 12:04 PM

That is the type of guy that you would expect to find chopped up human bodies in his refrigerator, in the attic, the basement, behind the walls,.... I think you get the picture.

Lorena · 01-04-2005, 12:29 PM

He needs to get laid

Cringer · 01-04-2005, 12:37 PM

rip on him, he should be ripped.

but, what about those first few post on the LJ page? those are people who are seriously interested in this guy and his LJ, those may be the bigger freaks.....

Cringer · 01-04-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

He needs to get laid

by someone other then his giant Lara Croft you mean right?

Lorena · 01-04-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

by someone other then his giant Lara Croft you mean right?

Yup. A girlfriend or boyfriend, doesn't matter.

BTW, the "getting lost in your eyes" map was especially freaky.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-04-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shepp

That is the type of guy that you would expect to find chopped up human bodies in his refrigerator, in the attic, the basement, behind the walls,.... I think you get the picture.

Not really... for that he would have to make contact with an actual human being. It's more likely that he has massive quantities of hand lotion...

Glengoyne · 01-04-2005, 01:28 PM

Were the three links related?

The first and last were for the Peach whatever cartoon, but was the second one there because he was a fan?

As for the guy. He seems pretty harmless. I've seen a lot scarier places.

Adamski47 · 01-04-2005, 03:30 PM

I especially liked the fact that inside of his webpage etc he has a link to "his fantasy world." I can't even imagine what that might be...Maybe it's his job.

sovereignstar · 01-04-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Were the three links related?

The first and last were for the Peach whatever cartoon, but was the second one there because he was a fan?

As for the guy. He seems pretty harmless. I've seen a lot scarier places.

Oh they're related.

korme · 01-04-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

He needs to get laid

are you suggesting your up for it?

cause uh, i am that guy

sovereignstar · 01-04-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

are you suggesting your up for it?

cause uh, i am that guy

I'll save dodgerchick the time:

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

ISiddiqui · 01-04-2005, 05:32 PM

Oh. My. God.

That is quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen!

Maple Leafs · 01-04-2005, 06:37 PM

Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Everyone has their own interests, and if that's what makes him happy then all the best to him.

(Everyone stares.)

Just kidding. That dude is messed up.

Greyroofoo · 01-04-2005, 07:15 PM

I may think his lifestyle is sick

but I will die for his right to live that way

LionsFan10 · 01-04-2005, 07:39 PM

Haha, that guy really needs a life and some human interaction. I don't feel bad for him though, he's a sorry loser and I'm not but I like having guys like him around to laugh at.

Buccaneer · 01-04-2005, 08:08 PM

Wow. Just wow.

01-04-2005, 01:40 AM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yikes The LJ link is especially scary... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-04-2005, 07:26 AM	#8
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	beyond help, his brain is too messed up by now. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

01-04-2005, 12:37 PM	#11
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	rip on him, he should be ripped. but, what about those first few post on the LJ page? those are people who are seriously interested in this guy and his LJ, those may be the bigger freaks..... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-04-2005, 05:32 PM	#20
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Oh. My. God. That is quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

01-04-2005, 06:37 PM	#21
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Everyone has their own interests, and if that's what makes him happy then all the best to him. (Everyone stares.) Just kidding. That dude is messed up. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

01-04-2005, 01:37 AM	#2
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I fear what I might find behind those links.

01-04-2005, 01:47 AM	#6
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I'd like to take some acid, then have this guy make some mac-n-cheese for me. That is the fruitiest apartment I've ever seen.

01-04-2005, 01:56 AM	#7
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	Wow...whenever I feel like I'm a loser I can just look at this guy and say, "at least I'm not him."

01-04-2005, 12:04 PM	#9
Shepp High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA	That is the type of guy that you would expect to find chopped up human bodies in his refrigerator, in the attic, the basement, behind the walls,.... I think you get the picture.

01-04-2005, 12:29 PM	#10
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	He needs to get laid

01-04-2005, 01:28 PM	#15
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Were the three links related? The first and last were for the Peach whatever cartoon, but was the second one there because he was a fan? As for the guy. He seems pretty harmless. I've seen a lot scarier places.

01-04-2005, 03:30 PM	#16
Adamski47 High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago, IL	I especially liked the fact that inside of his webpage etc he has a link to "his fantasy world." I can't even imagine what that might be...Maybe it's his job.

01-04-2005, 07:15 PM	#22
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I may think his lifestyle is sick but I will die for his right to live that way

01-04-2005, 07:39 PM	#23
LionsFan10 High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A	Haha, that guy really needs a life and some human interaction. I don't feel bad for him though, he's a sorry loser and I'm not but I like having guys like him around to laugh at. __________________ It's true, it's true.

01-04-2005, 08:08 PM	#24
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Wow. Just wow.

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