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Old 12-31-2010, 11:03 PM   #1
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nothing to see here

...move along...
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Old 12-31-2010, 11:57 PM   #2
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I'll pray that you never have a real tragedy in your life where you feel so helpless that you feel the need to call on relative strangers to ask God to pull you through.
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Old 01-01-2011, 12:24 AM   #3
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I won my league, but my commissioner died...


(We told his widow to keep the money to put it towards a fund for their unborn kids)
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Old 01-01-2011, 01:15 AM   #5
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I'll pray that you never have a real tragedy in your life where you feel so helpless that you feel the need to call on relative strangers to ask God to pull you through.

Whoah. Someone takes their crappy parody threads seriously. Sorry? A 'not funny' may have sufficed just as well as a call to God regarding my personal tragedies. {steps slowly away from thread}
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Old 01-01-2011, 01:20 AM   #6
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I won my league, but my commissioner died...


(We told his widow to keep the money to put it towards a fund for their unborn kids)

Damn this world can suck.
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Old 01-01-2011, 01:49 AM   #7
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While I appreciate a parody thread as much as anyone, this attempt strikes me as being in pretty poor taste.
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:23 AM   #8
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Why edit the OP? Just let it ride. If people don't like it, oh well...
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:29 AM   #9
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I recommend trying this on a forum where people have thick skins and senses of humor.
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:31 AM   #10
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..two posts in and my shitty humor had already drawn out personal calls to God regarding my well-being and someone's unborn kids. Thought I'd better quit while I was 'ahead'.
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:33 AM   #11
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I recommend trying this on a forum where people have thick skins and senses of humor.

There would need to be humor for a sense of humor to be required...
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:43 AM   #12
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GOTdamn, it admittedly lacked the bite of "So where do you buy an HDMI cable" and "Hickory Farms 75% off", but it didn't exactly give you the rash on your pussy either. (Smiley-faced, lighthearted emoticon goes here)
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:50 AM   #13
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GOTdamn, it admittedly lacked the bite of "So where do you buy an HDMI cable" and "Hickory Farms 75% off", but it didn't exactly give you the rash on your pussy either. (Smiley-faced, lighthearted emoticon goes here)

It was a weak effort, get over it...
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Old 01-01-2011, 03:22 AM   #14
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Meh. Personally I think this board could use a lot more poor attempts at humor, and a lot less fevered racing to judgment and/or take offense. However, it's beginning to chip through my noggin that I'm in the minority on that front. I've got little interest in repeatedly offending peoples, or waging epic flame-wars to defend the existence of my posts, and am slowly but surely learning to keep my brand of crap to myself, on this particular board, thanks to the wonders of negative reinforcement. Apologies again, in earnest, to anybody offended.
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Old 01-01-2011, 08:37 AM   #15
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..two posts in and my shitty humor had already drawn out personal calls to God regarding my well-being and someone's unborn kids. Thought I'd better quit while I was 'ahead'.

Seeing as you mentioned being 'a head' ... you left me an opening for the Might Boosh ...
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PS - Personally I prefer poor attempts at humour than poor attempts at being serious

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Old 01-01-2011, 11:12 AM   #16
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A sound beating gets the preferred point across MUCH faster than kind words.
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Old 01-01-2011, 11:39 AM   #17
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Damn this world can suck.

Pretty much.

As a note, my comment wasn't intended to be a slap towards sloppy. It was more of a general comment where he was saying he needed help to win the league and I was more commenting that I won the league, but God affected our league in other unfortunate ways.

It was late, I poorly delivered my comments. Surprised the thread 'took off' like this.
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