Bananas

rowech · 02-27-2010, 01:19 PM

At the risk of opening this thread to an unbelievable amount of jokes, how do you like your banana?

JonInMiddleGA · 02-27-2010, 01:28 PM

Trout for me. Never have been able to stand the taste of bananas.

cartman · 02-27-2010, 01:29 PM

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 01:36 PM

Any bit of green and the banana tastes awful. However, if it's smothered in vanilla ice cream with hot fudge drenched over it, it tastes rather good.

Lathum · 02-27-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Trout for me. Never have been able to stand the taste of bananas.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has that reaction to most fruits and vegetables.

Noop · 02-27-2010, 01:47 PM

This thread has potential.

molson · 02-27-2010, 01:49 PM

In college, some hippie girl at a party told me that bananas were going extinct becaue of a lack of diversity in the seed that corporations use to grow them. I acted all concerned, and angy at corporations because she was hot - but I wonder if she was full of shit.

Passacaglia · 02-27-2010, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

In college, some hippie girl at a party told me that bananas were going extinct becaue of a lack of diversity in the seed that corporations use to grow them. I acted all concerned, and angy at corporations because she was hot - but I wonder if she was full of shit.

But the question was....how did she like your banana?

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

In college, some hippie girl at a party told me that bananas were going extinct becaue of a lack of diversity in the seed that corporations use to grow them. I acted all concerned, and angy at corporations because she was hot - but I wonder if she was full of shit.

Actually I've heard something similar to that. Not the corporation part, but, the bananas, as we know them today, will be gone. When? I can't remember how long before it would happen.

EDIT: Ok, according to wikipedia, it's the Gros Michel type of banana that is no longer the main (pardon the pun) banana that is being exported. The current one that you see on the store shelves is called a cavendish and is no danger of extinction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana

TCY Junkie · 02-27-2010, 01:59 PM

My brother and sister-in-law are scared of them. You can peel one and chase them with it. I was eating one and they had their backs to me but immediately said they could smell it from yards away and seemed upset.

molson · 02-27-2010, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

But the question was....how did she like your banana?

I'll never know

JonInMiddleGA · 02-27-2010, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

You strike me as the kind of guy who has that reaction to most fruits and vegetables.

You are correct sir ... although I imagine I might have shared that tidbit at some point over the years.

I'm about as disinterested in veggies as anyone breathing, and not much more interest in fruits.

Dodgerchick · 02-27-2010, 02:45 PM

The Banana Poll - Front Office Football Central

Crapshoot · 02-27-2010, 03:07 PM

I liek bananas - no 3 on my fruit list, sometimes no 2 (mangoes are a clear no 1, cantaloupes prob no 2).

terpkristin · 02-27-2010, 03:47 PM

I love bananas. Though if they manage to last long enough in my house to make it beyond the "mostly yellow with hints of brown here and there" stage in my house, I let them brown up til they're ready for banana bread.

/tk

DaddyTorgo · 02-27-2010, 03:57 PM

I love bananas as well! That said, I'm in the same group as TK as far as maknig banana bread.

I'm very particular about not eating the brown areas on a banana though. And it's funny...I know they're perfectly tasty (just the crystalization of the sugars), but it just weirds me out, so I'll never eat brown spots.

DanGarion · 02-27-2010, 06:10 PM

Just for this thread...

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 06:42 PM

Expanding on DanGarion's post of idiots and bananas...

I give you Ray Comfort!

ISiddiqui · 02-27-2010, 08:34 PM

I like 'em all yellow. I'll eat the bits of brown, but it isn't my fav... and why do I read this sentence in my mind and think it's just amazingly dirty?

Big Fo · 02-27-2010, 09:08 PM

Either the second or third choice are fine with me. I like them best when the brown areas are just starting to come in as dots before they become big blotches.

Schmidty · 02-27-2010, 09:36 PM

Even the smell of bananas make me want to vomit.

Swaggs · 02-27-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

The Banana Poll - Front Office Football Central

I'm glad you posted this -- I thought I was having a really stupid deja vu moment.

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 10:07 PM

Cornelius approves of this thread...

Schmidty · 02-27-2010, 10:08 PM

Meh, I'll just say bananas suck again.

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 10:40 PM

Great pic of Sharapova!

EDIT: Ok, where'd it go?

Schmidty · 02-27-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Great pic of Sharapova!

EDIT: Ok, where'd it go?

RIGHT HERE !!!!!!

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Draft Dodger · 02-27-2010, 11:13 PM

hate them

JediKooter · 02-27-2010, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

RIGHT HERE !!!!!!

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How can someone not like bananas in this scenario?

JS19 · 02-28-2010, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

RIGHT HERE !!!!!!

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This is awesome.

I like mine with peanutbutter. Every morning, so delicious.

JediKooter · 02-28-2010, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JS19

This is awesome.

I like mine with peanutbutter. Every morning, so delicious.

Sharapova or the banana with peanut butter?

Sgran · 03-01-2010, 10:47 AM

A little brown, just before they get mealy. Then it's into the blender for a smoothie (the only way the kids will eat them).

View Poll Results: How do you like your banana?
Must have some green still left	15	17.86%
No green, all yellow, and no brown	36	42.86%
Mostly yellow with hints of brown here and there	27	32.14%
At least half brown and half yellow	1	1.19%
Somebody toss me the trout	5	5.95%
Voters: 84. You may not vote on this poll

02-27-2010, 01:28 PM	#2
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Trout for me. Never have been able to stand the taste of bananas. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-27-2010, 01:29 PM	#3
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	__________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-27-2010, 01:36 PM	#4
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Any bit of green and the banana tastes awful. However, if it's smothered in vanilla ice cream with hot fudge drenched over it, it tastes rather good. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-27-2010, 01:47 PM	#6
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	This thread has potential. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-27-2010, 01:49 PM	#7
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	In college, some hippie girl at a party told me that bananas were going extinct becaue of a lack of diversity in the seed that corporations use to grow them. I acted all concerned, and angy at corporations because she was hot - but I wonder if she was full of shit.

02-27-2010, 01:59 PM	#10
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	My brother and sister-in-law are scared of them. You can peel one and chase them with it. I was eating one and they had their backs to me but immediately said they could smell it from yards away and seemed upset. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

02-27-2010, 02:45 PM	#13
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	The Banana Poll - Front Office Football Central __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

02-27-2010, 03:07 PM	#14
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	I liek bananas - no 3 on my fruit list, sometimes no 2 (mangoes are a clear no 1, cantaloupes prob no 2).

02-27-2010, 03:47 PM	#15
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I love bananas. Though if they manage to last long enough in my house to make it beyond the "mostly yellow with hints of brown here and there" stage in my house, I let them brown up til they're ready for banana bread. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

02-27-2010, 03:57 PM	#16
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	I love bananas as well! That said, I'm in the same group as TK as far as maknig banana bread. I'm very particular about not eating the brown areas on a banana though. And it's funny...I know they're perfectly tasty (just the crystalization of the sugars), but it just weirds me out, so I'll never eat brown spots. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

02-27-2010, 08:34 PM	#19
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I like 'em all yellow. I'll eat the bits of brown, but it isn't my fav... and why do I read this sentence in my mind and think it's just amazingly dirty? __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

02-27-2010, 09:08 PM	#20
Big Fo Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005	Either the second or third choice are fine with me. I like them best when the brown areas are just starting to come in as dots before they become big blotches.

02-27-2010, 09:36 PM	#21
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Even the smell of bananas make me want to vomit. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-27-2010, 10:08 PM	#24
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Meh, I'll just say bananas suck again. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 02-27-2010 at 10:16 PM. Reason: Not worth it.

02-27-2010, 10:40 PM	#25
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Great pic of Sharapova! EDIT: Ok, where'd it go? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 02-27-2010 at 10:42 PM.

02-27-2010, 11:13 PM	#27
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	hate them __________________ Mile High Hockey

03-01-2010, 10:47 AM	#31
Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	A little brown, just before they get mealy. Then it's into the blender for a smoothie (the only way the kids will eat them). __________________ What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron?

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