Never Pay For Porn Again

1s9wyxlv00 · 02-16-2005, 11:55 PM

Idiot banned.

sooner333 · 02-16-2005, 11:57 PM

Bannination over/under set at 2 hours.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-16-2005, 11:57 PM

Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes.

SunDancer · 02-16-2005, 11:57 PM

Wasn't this guy already banned?

stevew · 02-17-2005, 12:07 AM

It would be a good idea to perhaps change the registration process on this site, figure almost instantaneous availability to post is not a good idea, i doubt these spamming dudes would wait 24 hours for their account to validate, and also Skydog and ryan having to okay any new poster might not be a bad idea(of course it could be a pain in the ass).

Arles · 02-17-2005, 12:07 AM

This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you.

Sun Tzu · 02-17-2005, 12:09 AM

I'm happy with Literotica. k tnx

Coffee Warlord · 02-17-2005, 12:09 AM

See, its fucks like this that will wind up causing more stringent signup requirements to the board. (Those irritating 'type the phrase in the impossible to see picture' things -- I'm betting this is a spambot here, or requiring admin okay for all new accounts).

TLK · 02-17-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes.

considering the time of night... I'm going to take the over...

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-17-2005, 12:10 AM

So I guess SD does actually sleep. I thought he got his rest by doing the splits for hours while flexin' in his patriotic undies...

(Edit: I forgot the "p" in "splits" It read much different!)

Suicane75 · 02-17-2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1s9wyxlv00

100% Free Lifetime Porn Membership. This company thinks you will actually buy another product if they give you a lifetime membership. You don't have to buy it though

copy and paste this url.

{LINK REMOVED BY SKYDOG}

You guys can thank me later!

Mom, i know you do it for "fun" but sooner or later you're gonna have to start charging.

Ben E Lou · 02-17-2005, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLionKing

considering the time of night... I'm going to take the over...

You should have taken the under.

bigdawg2003 · 02-17-2005, 12:14 AM

i'm actually kinda glad i got to see the message before SD removes it. It always makes me feel special

Coffee Warlord · 02-17-2005, 12:15 AM

Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep!

Sun Tzu · 02-17-2005, 12:15 AM

Was Abraham Lincoln a good president?

sooner333 · 02-17-2005, 12:17 AM

The bad news is that I will lose posts.

sovereignstar · 02-17-2005, 12:18 AM

Jesus Christ, John Brown, Malcolm X, Che Guevara, 1s9wyxlv00

Eaglesfan27 · 02-17-2005, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

You should have taken the under.

I was only off by a few minutes

Ben E Lou · 02-17-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep!

The Great Eye is ever watchful.

Coffee Warlord · 02-17-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

The Great Eye is ever watchful.

The more you tighten your grip on the users, the more they will slip through your grasp.

Ben E Lou · 02-17-2005, 12:26 AM

Oh, and for those who were wondering, identical IP address (and fortunately a unique one among our members) as the last funny-named guy, so I've banned a large amount of the entire IP range. If this is a bot, then it isn't an IP-changing bot. If it turns out to be a human who changes addresses and does it again, then I'll turn the setting back on that requires that new accounts have to be validated by Ryan or myself before they can post. Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC.

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-17-2005, 12:29 AM

I knew he was out on the porch flexin!

Ragone · 02-17-2005, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

The Great Eye is ever watchful.

Brown eye for the porn guys?

sterlingice · 02-17-2005, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

The Great Eye is ever watchful.

SI

WSUCougar · 02-17-2005, 06:20 AM

Ya beat me to it, SI.

Ksyrup · 02-17-2005, 06:34 AM

Keep the posts, just replace the links with this one:

hxxp://www.no-porn.com

Draft Dodger · 02-17-2005, 07:38 AM

you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn?

Icy · 02-17-2005, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn?

Yeah thanks god

sachmo71 · 02-17-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

SI

Looks like some of the girls I've dated.

Klinglerware · 02-17-2005, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

SI

Picture... looks... strangely... porn-like...

WSUCougar · 02-17-2005, 09:32 AM

Flaming...looks vaguely familiar...where's Buzzbee?!?

cuervo72 · 02-17-2005, 09:33 AM

Good, I wasn't the only one...

JeeberD · 02-17-2005, 10:40 AM

Must be a bot...I just saw the exact same post at a different board with a different username made up of random numbers and letters...

kcchief19 · 02-17-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC.

So I'm taking a couple of minutes from a busy day at work to recharge the batteries and stop by the FOFC and almost get busted by LMBFWAO. Beautiful.

tanglewood · 02-17-2005, 11:14 AM

But where am I going to get free porn now?

Bad-example · 02-17-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

SI

She looks hot except for all those tattoos.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-17-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arles

This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you.

What are you doing in this thread?

probably the same thing I am...

MizzouRah · 02-17-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

What are you doing in this thread?

probably the same thing I am...

HAHA!! Me too.

Todd

stevew · 02-17-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Good, I wasn't the only one...

Me too.....

JasonC23 · 02-17-2005, 01:16 PM

Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!!

HomerJSimpson · 02-17-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JasonC23

Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!!

Not to mention their crack dealer. Won't someone please think of their crack dealer!

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 02-17-2005, 01:56 PM

Porn is overrated real women are better.

sterlingice · 02-17-2005, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Ya beat me to it, SI.

It's about time since usually it's my bad jokes that get posted before I can post them

SI

QuikSand · 02-17-2005, 02:05 PM

I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:

"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."

It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.

cuervo72 · 02-17-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:

"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."

It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.

Hmm, I'm not familiar with that, but for whatever reason your punctuation reminded me of Tell Him by Vonda Shepard...

("tell him...that...you're never gonna leave him....")

ice4277 · 02-17-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Hmm, I'm not familiar with that, but for whatever reason your punctuation reminded me of Tell Him by Vonda Shepard...

("tell him...that...you're never gonna leave him....")

Actually, it reminded me of when the kid in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle talks.

HomerJSimpson · 02-17-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:

"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."

It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.

I'm...taking a ride...with my best friend
I..hope..he never lets me down again

HomerJSimpson · 02-17-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

That's the one. Ugh. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

I know what I'll be listening to on the way home. (Maybe a little Billy Joel, too. Just for you.)

QuikSand · 02-17-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

I'm...taking a ride...with my best friend
I..hope..he never lets me down again

That's the one. Ugh. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

02-16-2005, 11:57 PM	#3
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-17-2005, 12:07 AM	#6
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you. __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

02-17-2005, 12:09 AM	#7
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I'm happy with Literotica. k tnx __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

02-17-2005, 12:09 AM	#8
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	See, its fucks like this that will wind up causing more stringent signup requirements to the board. (Those irritating 'type the phrase in the impossible to see picture' things -- I'm betting this is a spambot here, or requiring admin okay for all new accounts). Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 02-17-2005 at 12:10 AM.

02-17-2005, 12:10 AM	#10
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	So I guess SD does actually sleep. I thought he got his rest by doing the splits for hours while flexin' in his patriotic undies... (Edit: I forgot the "p" in "splits" It read much different!) __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" Last edited by BigJohn&TheLions : 02-17-2005 at 12:11 AM.

02-16-2005, 11:57 PM	#2
sooner333 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Norman, OK	Bannination over/under set at 2 hours.

02-16-2005, 11:57 PM	#4
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Wasn't this guy already banned?

02-17-2005, 12:07 AM	#5
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It would be a good idea to perhaps change the registration process on this site, figure almost instantaneous availability to post is not a good idea, i doubt these spamming dudes would wait 24 hours for their account to validate, and also Skydog and ryan having to okay any new poster might not be a bad idea(of course it could be a pain in the ass).

02-17-2005, 12:14 AM	#13
bigdawg2003 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Austin, Texas, USA	i'm actually kinda glad i got to see the message before SD removes it. It always makes me feel special __________________ I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis. I thought he was from Tennessee.

02-17-2005, 12:15 AM	#14
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep! Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 02-17-2005 at 12:16 AM.

02-17-2005, 12:15 AM	#15
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Was Abraham Lincoln a good president? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

02-17-2005, 12:17 AM	#16
sooner333 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Norman, OK	The bad news is that I will lose posts.

02-17-2005, 12:18 AM	#17
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Jesus Christ, John Brown, Malcolm X, Che Guevara, 1s9wyxlv00

02-17-2005, 12:26 AM	#21
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Oh, and for those who were wondering, identical IP address (and fortunately a unique one among our members) as the last funny-named guy, so I've banned a large amount of the entire IP range. If this is a bot, then it isn't an IP-changing bot. If it turns out to be a human who changes addresses and does it again, then I'll turn the setting back on that requires that new accounts have to be validated by Ryan or myself before they can post. Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-17-2005, 12:29 AM	#22
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I knew he was out on the porch flexin! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

02-17-2005, 06:20 AM	#25
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Ya beat me to it, SI. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

02-17-2005, 06:34 AM	#26
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Keep the posts, just replace the links with this one: hxxp://www.no-porn.com __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-17-2005, 07:38 AM	#27
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn? __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-17-2005, 09:32 AM	#31
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Flaming...looks vaguely familiar...where's Buzzbee?!? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

02-17-2005, 09:33 AM	#32
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Good, I wasn't the only one... __________________ null

02-17-2005, 10:40 AM	#33
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Must be a bot...I just saw the exact same post at a different board with a different username made up of random numbers and letters... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-17-2005, 11:14 AM	#35
tanglewood College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2004	But where am I going to get free porn now?

02-17-2005, 01:16 PM	#40
JasonC23 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Huntley, IL, USA	Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!! __________________ "I'm A god. I'm not THE God...I don't think." Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

02-17-2005, 01:56 PM	#42
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Porn is overrated real women are better. __________________ Toujour Pret

02-17-2005, 02:05 PM	#44
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode: "I... hope... I never pay for porn again..." It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.

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