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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Musical Condom
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---------------------------------------------------------- The singing protective By JACQUI THORNTON Health Editor A SCIENTIST has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous. The singing protective is designed to be a laugh for couples who want to make their own sweet music, says Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy. Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive. The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds. “But there is no danger of being electrocuted,” said Dr Chausovskiy, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain. They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. “But people will pay for the extra stimulation,” he said.
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02-16-2005, 11:23 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This better come in "1812 Overture" variety...
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02-16-2005, 11:40 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cleveland
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They need to have the theme for "Rocky"......that would get me hot.
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02-16-2005, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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I wonder if Led Zepplin's "In Through the Out Door" is going to be an option?
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02-16-2005, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I'm thinking Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman" is a no-brainer.
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02-16-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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Man, I can never keep my car stereo on the same station for more than a few seconds while looking for a better song. We'll be so tired changing positions to find a better song that we won't have the energy for sex.
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02-16-2005, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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LMAO. I would think this would be more of a distraction than anything else.
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02-16-2005, 12:56 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cleveland
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I'm not sure how romantic it would be, but I instantly just started humming the song "My ding-a-ling"
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02-16-2005, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Florida Swampland
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Somehow I don't think AC/DC's 'Whole lotta woman' will be a popular choice.
Wonder if this thing will be like an MP3 player you wear on your penis. |
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02-16-2005, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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your balls are somehow utilized as speakers
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02-16-2005, 03:21 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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With a Soundbug...although I'm not sure it's been demonstrated to work on that kind of surface.
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