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Old 01-13-2005, 02:51 PM   #151
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:48 PM   #152
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:18 PM   #153
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Old 01-25-2005, 11:49 PM   #154
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:08 AM   #155
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:10 PM   #156
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:36 PM   #157
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:01 AM   #159
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:19 AM   #160
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I found this funny for some reason, although it my not match up perfectly..

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Old 02-07-2005, 11:29 AM   #161
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Old 02-07-2005, 09:49 PM   #162
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:13 PM   #164
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 02-16-2005, 11:30 AM   #165
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Old 02-16-2005, 01:17 PM   #166
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Old 02-23-2005, 06:57 PM   #167
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Old 02-24-2005, 06:42 PM   #168
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Ok, I'm going to hell for pointing this one out. Wait, who am I kidding, this is pretty far down the list...


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Old 02-24-2005, 06:43 PM   #169
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:12 PM   #170
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Old 02-25-2005, 09:28 AM   #171
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Very lame after cartman's brilliant contribution, but I thought this is a question that might be asked to Arizona fans...

Travis Henry to the Cardinals?
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:07 AM   #172
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Old 03-10-2005, 09:48 PM   #173
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Old 03-11-2005, 12:30 AM   #174
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:14 PM   #175
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:16 PM   #176
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His post is what prompted me to think about this issue again. After the election, the idea pretty much went dormant in my mind.
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:20 PM   #177
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:21 PM   #178
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His post is what prompted me to think about this issue again. After the election, the idea pretty much went dormant in my mind.

Okay, but still funny (in my mind)...
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:44 PM   #179
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Okay, but still funny (in my mind)...

Certainly. I didn't mean to say that it wasn't, just that it wasn't a coincidence. Carry on.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:42 PM   #180
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Old 03-29-2005, 12:44 AM   #181
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Old 03-29-2005, 05:29 PM   #182
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Old 03-29-2005, 05:31 PM   #183
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:39 PM   #184
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:24 PM   #185
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Old 04-06-2005, 05:17 PM   #186
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Old 04-06-2005, 08:37 PM   #188
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Old 04-06-2005, 08:41 PM   #189
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:57 AM   #190
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Old 04-14-2005, 11:39 PM   #191
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Old 04-15-2005, 04:11 PM   #192
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Old 04-20-2005, 11:22 PM   #193
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:33 PM   #194
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:35 PM   #195
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:36 PM   #196
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:58 PM   #197
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Old 04-29-2005, 05:51 PM   #198
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:20 PM   #199
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