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Old 05-31-2005, 04:48 PM   #201
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:17 AM   #202
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:04 AM   #203
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:14 AM   #204
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:27 AM   #205
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Old 06-29-2005, 12:26 PM   #206
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
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Old 06-29-2005, 11:29 PM   #207
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Old 06-29-2005, 11:31 PM   #208
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Old 06-30-2005, 12:33 AM   #209
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:32 PM   #210
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Old 07-16-2005, 11:00 AM   #211
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:31 AM   #212
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:46 PM   #213
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Old 08-01-2005, 10:32 PM   #214
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:15 PM   #215
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Old 08-11-2005, 08:50 PM   #216
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I just quit my job...
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Old 08-11-2005, 08:54 PM   #217
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Old 08-27-2005, 07:37 AM   #218
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:11 PM   #219
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:22 PM   #220
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I knew before I looked this had bisexuality and Hewitt involved somehow.
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:30 PM   #221
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:09 PM   #222
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:02 AM   #223
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Old 10-14-2005, 02:18 PM   #224
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 10-29-2005, 07:12 PM   #225
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Old 10-29-2005, 07:26 PM   #226
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Old 10-31-2005, 04:17 PM   #227
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:28 PM   #228
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Old 11-09-2005, 02:33 PM   #229
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"



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Old 11-27-2005, 09:40 PM   #230
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Old 11-27-2005, 09:44 PM   #231
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Old 12-07-2005, 02:34 PM   #232
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 12-22-2005, 04:44 PM   #233
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Old 01-03-2006, 06:20 PM   #234
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:42 AM   #235
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Old 01-26-2006, 01:25 PM   #236
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Old 01-26-2006, 04:17 PM   #237
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Also an easy one....

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Old 02-05-2006, 04:47 PM   #238
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:02 PM   #239
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:32 AM   #240
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:07 PM   #241
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Since I can't find the new one, back to this thread...

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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 02-15-2006, 04:40 PM   #242
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I deleted it 'cause somebody was bitching...

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Old 02-15-2006, 06:03 PM   #243
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:22 AM   #244
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:57 PM   #245
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Old 02-21-2006, 09:57 PM   #246
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Old 02-27-2006, 05:40 PM   #247
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:07 PM   #248
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Old 03-04-2006, 01:06 PM   #249
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Old 03-04-2006, 01:32 PM   #250
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