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Old 04-16-2010, 01:13 PM   #1
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I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.

Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!

Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best...

Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.

So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:14 PM   #2
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So Subby is a spambot. I could've told you that shit 6 years ago.
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:23 PM   #3
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i thought i was gage cool
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:24 PM   #4
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i thought i was gage cool
That's what I call you around my family.
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:25 PM   #5
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Naked pictures? Someone named Audrina?

Google calls...

Edit: Little did I realize this was some celebrity spat bitchfest. I feel dumber for now knowing this.
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:52 PM   #6
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subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery...
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:40 PM   #7
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subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery...
Yes? Everybody knows that?

The Superficial has your back: The Superficial - Spencer Pratt attacks Audrina's wonk-boobs
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:43 PM   #8
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oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:48 PM   #9
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If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:49 PM   #10
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subby's married?

Not only that, but he's had sex at least four times!

EDIT: With a girl!

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Old 04-16-2010, 03:26 PM   #11
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oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

Sure thing.
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Old 04-16-2010, 03:45 PM   #12
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It's not that she's ugly. She just looks like a resident of the uncanny valley.
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:06 PM   #13
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I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:18 PM   #14
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i dont know who any of these people are
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:25 PM   #15
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If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.

just because i'm not pulling in any ass doesn't mean i should lower my standards
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:26 PM   #16
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just because i'm not pulling in any ass doesn't mean i should lower my standards
yes it does....
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:27 PM   #17
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yes it does....

to you maybe. i prefer to retain my standards and die alone.

i've come to terms with the fact that at this point i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life, and frankly...i'm alright with that. my money is my own, my time is my own, i don't have to answer to anybody except myself.
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:32 PM   #18
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I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.

I don't know what you're talking about. He has the Captain America mask tattooed on his face.
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:07 PM   #19
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to you maybe. i prefer to retain my standards and die alone.

i've come to terms with the fact that at this point i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life, and frankly...i'm alright with that. my money is my own, my time is my own, i don't have to answer to anybody except myself.

Having standards are good and sticking by them is even better, but sometimes you have to be realistic at the same time that's all I am saying. No she's not the hottest chick but calling her a 2 bagger is crazy IMO.
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:12 PM   #20
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Having standards are good and sticking by them is even better, but sometimes you have to be realistic at the same time that's all I am saying. No she's not the hottest chick but calling her a 2 bagger is crazy IMO.

Yeah, I agree with this. She annoys the hell out of me, and all the coverage she gets from the media annoys me. But I'm on in a flash if I get a chance. I know many two baggers. She's better looking than they are.
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:20 PM   #21
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wtf are all these "celebs"? Never heard of em.
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:00 PM   #22
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with that face? seriously?? it makes me fucking CRINGE to look at it
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:27 PM   #23
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Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare.

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Old 04-16-2010, 09:29 PM   #24
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:33 PM   #25
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:54 PM   #26
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I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town.

She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:14 PM   #27
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I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town.

She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world.

Sorry, but you're fucking nuts.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:44 PM   #28
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oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

but after a night of chugging vodka and tea at Mr Goodbar's and eating 2-4-1 pizza next door, I'd be ready to play slap n tickle with her..without the 2 bags...
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Old 04-16-2010, 11:25 PM   #29
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She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty.
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Old 04-16-2010, 11:36 PM   #30
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Seems a few of you might be more interested in this:



Than in this:

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Old 04-16-2010, 11:38 PM   #31
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Actually, this is the first time I've seen either of them, and neither interest me for any reason.
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Old 04-17-2010, 12:44 PM   #32
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No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.
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Old 04-17-2010, 12:51 PM   #33
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No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.

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Old 04-17-2010, 12:53 PM   #34
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Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare.

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Old 04-17-2010, 01:27 PM   #35
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Seems a few of you might be more interested in this
Only pics within the last month or so apply. Google images will not give the right impression of what she looks like in the present.
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Old 04-18-2010, 09:34 AM   #36
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She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty.

Yes, this. Those earlier pictures, which I've never seen, look decent. But I would run the other way from current day Montag, with those creepy eyes and that leathery face. She looks like that mummy fashion designer.
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:25 AM   #37
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MJ4H's addition to that sequence made me LOL.

Excellent.
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