Best. Sports. Headline. EVER.

Mateo · 05-03-2007, 03:55 PM

hxxp://www.wsoctv.com/mlb033/13222064/detail.html

rkmsuf · 05-03-2007, 03:56 PM

What the hell is going on with the Pats?

st.cronin · 05-03-2007, 03:58 PM

Dennis Green

rkmsuf · 05-03-2007, 03:59 PM

Tom Brady wore a Yankees cap.

Sublime 2 · 05-03-2007, 04:05 PM

Wally is a terrible actor.

Ksyrup · 05-03-2007, 04:08 PM

Dick Wang Johnson Cock Nutt Yank Kirby Puckett

Surtt · 05-03-2007, 04:12 PM

Best.Headline.Ever

Lathum · 05-03-2007, 05:16 PM

RedKingGold · 05-03-2007, 07:05 PM

Welcome to Hollywood

Schmidty · 05-03-2007, 07:40 PM

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!!!

BYU 14 · 05-03-2007, 09:00 PM

Justin Hawkins is wearing a Chelsea kit

Honolulu_Blue · 05-10-2007, 02:44 PM

A new entrant...

http://gb.setanta.com/portal/article...38234c&ref=rss

FA to probe Brown butt, study Ball action
The English Football Association has confirmed it will investigate two off-the-ball incidents from last weekend after Manchester City's Michael Ball seemed to deliberately stamp on Cristiano Ronaldo and Fulham's Michael Brown apparently nutted Liverpool's Xabi Alonso.

The FA will examine the evidence in both cases this Tuesday before staging a possible disciplinary hearing on Thursday.

Television footage of Saturday's Manchester derby and Liverpool match in West London will be looked at.

An FA spokesman said: "We will look at the television footage of the incidents tomorrow and ask the officials what action they would have taken had they seen the incidents, and any charges will be based on that."

bulletsponge · 05-10-2007, 02:53 PM

hehe, both good

sterlingice · 05-10-2007, 04:59 PM

These are definitely of the ilk of "let's see what we can sneak past our editor". They're not oops's.

SI

lighthousekeeper · 05-12-2007, 12:01 AM

I know it's not nearly as good as the other entrants here, but still reminded me of this thread:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

MylesKnight · 05-12-2007, 12:42 AM

VERY FUNNY!!!

The Royals & Angels are some sick bastards.

saldana · 05-12-2007, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

I know it's not nearly as good as the other entrants here, but still reminded me of this thread:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

either the page changed, or i am missing something.

lighthousekeeper · 05-12-2007, 03:44 PM

damn internet keeps changing on me.

Atocep · 06-07-2007, 01:52 PM

There's no way this was by accident.

hxxp://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/4868974.html

Quote:

June 7, 2007, 8:39AM
AROUND THE AL
Wang provides lift for Yankees' staff

Drake · 06-07-2007, 02:17 PM

Hahahahaha.

RendeR · 06-07-2007, 05:33 PM

Is anyone else enjoying the yankees suckage this season nearly as much as I am?

sterlingice · 06-09-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

Is anyone else enjoying the yankees suckage this season nearly as much as I am?

If there were a map of everywhere in the US being one color except for the non-Queens part of New York and a giant picture of a bandwagon off the coast under the title "Here be monsters", then this would be the ideal time to post that image.

SI

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 09:18 AM

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Someone had a little fun in the office last Saturday....

Danny · 07-08-2010, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Someone had a little fun in the office last Saturday....

Winner!

Marc Vaughan · 07-08-2010, 09:47 AM

My all-time favourite (as archived here):

Keegan fills Schmeichals gap with Seaman
20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

(after Peter Schmeichal retired as a goalie and David Seaman came in to replace him)

05-03-2007, 03:56 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	What the hell is going on with the Pats? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-03-2007, 03:58 PM	#3
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Dennis Green __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

05-03-2007, 03:59 PM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Tom Brady wore a Yankees cap. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-03-2007, 04:08 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dick Wang Johnson Cock Nutt Yank Kirby Puckett __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-03-2007, 04:12 PM	#7
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Best.Headline.Ever __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Surtt : 05-03-2007 at 04:13 PM.

05-03-2007, 04:05 PM	#5
Sublime 2 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Hampshire	Wally is a terrible actor.

05-03-2007, 05:16 PM	#8
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	hehe

05-03-2007, 07:05 PM	#9
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Welcome to Hollywood

05-03-2007, 07:40 PM	#10
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Tippecanoe and Tyler too!!!

05-03-2007, 09:00 PM	#11
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Justin Hawkins is wearing a Chelsea kit

05-10-2007, 02:44 PM	#12
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	A new entrant... http://gb.setanta.com/portal/article...38234c&ref=rss *FA to probe Brown butt, study Ball action* The English Football Association has confirmed it will investigate two off-the-ball incidents from last weekend after Manchester City's Michael Ball seemed to deliberately stamp on Cristiano Ronaldo and Fulham's Michael Brown apparently nutted Liverpool's Xabi Alonso. The FA will examine the evidence in both cases this Tuesday before staging a possible disciplinary hearing on Thursday. Television footage of Saturday's Manchester derby and Liverpool match in West London will be looked at. An FA spokesman said: "We will look at the television footage of the incidents tomorrow and ask the officials what action they would have taken had they seen the incidents, and any charges will be based on that." __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

05-10-2007, 02:53 PM	#13
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	hehe, both good

05-10-2007, 04:59 PM	#14
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	These are definitely of the ilk of "let's see what we can sneak past our editor". They're not oops's. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-12-2007, 12:01 AM	#15
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I know it's not nearly as good as the other entrants here, but still reminded me of this thread: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns __________________ ...

05-12-2007, 12:42 AM	#16
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	VERY FUNNY!!! The Royals & Angels are some sick bastards. __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! Last edited by MylesKnight : 05-12-2007 at 12:42 AM.

05-12-2007, 03:44 PM	#18
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	damn internet keeps changing on me. __________________ ...

06-07-2007, 02:17 PM	#20
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Hahahahaha.

06-07-2007, 05:33 PM	#21
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Is anyone else enjoying the yankees suckage this season nearly as much as I am? __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-08-2010, 09:18 AM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 Someone had a little fun in the office last Saturday.... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-08-2010, 09:47 AM	#25
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	My all-time favourite (as archived here): Keegan fills Schmeichals gap with Seaman 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines (after Peter Schmeichal retired as a goalie and David Seaman came in to replace him) Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 07-08-2010 at 09:48 AM.

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