Thunderdome - Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves! - Page 20

Raven Hawk · 03-17-2005, 06:32 PM

Sorry about the wait everybody, I'm trying to buy a house and sell a house so things are a little crazy for me right now. Anywho . . .

HERE IS THE WEAPONS DRAW FOR WEEK 10!

Tony Harding (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Erin Flamebeard (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers)
Weapons: Spiked Club, Knife, Machete, Knife
Analysis - The oddsmakers like to think that Erin Flamebeard will use her Boobs of Doom to distract Tony Harding long enough to get to the Spiked Club, which is her weapon of choice. If Erin can reach the Spiked Club first, the match is all but over. However, Tony Harding won't give it up easily. The crowd loves fights that turn out to be a sprint towards one weapon. This one shouldn't disappoint. The morning line - 4:3 in favor of Erin Flamebeard and her Boobs of Doom.

Pilot the Wretched (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. King IV (Rank 1, House Corax)
Weapons: Rapier, Spiked Club, Crowbar, Lead Pipe
Analysis - This could be the match of the day. The two fighters have cursed families. This is the first time the two families have met in Thunderdome. One SHOULD survive this match to make it to the ever elusive rank 2. It will be a fair fight, however, as neither King IV nor Pilot the Wretched pulled their weapons of choice. The morning line - 1:1.

Hakim Warrick (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. The Black Stallion (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited)
Weapons: Crowbar, Axe, Lead Pipe, Claymore
Analysis - The oddsmakers think this one will be a beat fest with The Black Stallion coming out on top. Hakim Warrick is an untested pup who favors the chains, which did not show up in the weapons draw. However, The Black Stallion can't find his chainsaw in the draw either. Both men are slender and The Black Stallion will be relying on his newly learned fighting style. If The Black Stallion was paying attention to his trainer, he could open up the proverbial Can 'o Whoopass on Hakim. The morning line - 5:2 in favor of The Black Stallion.

Schizophrenic (Rank 2, House Corax) vs. Parvus Caesar (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited)
Weapons: Crowbar, Lead Pipe, Knife, Spear
Analysis - In a strange twist of fate, the fighter from House Corax has not taken up his master's offer of training. He will suffer from this mistake as his only weapon, the spiked club, is nowhere to be seen. Parvus Caesar, however, should be grinning broadly as his knife came up on the draw. Both men will be fighting to get control of the knife. Look for Parvus to do a little House Corax cleaning in this match. The morning line - 2:1 in favor of Parvus.

The Chief (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited) vs. Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 5, Malice Unchained)
Weapons: Claymore, Spiked Club, Chains, Warhammer
Analysis - The main event will pit the fighting stylings of Pain Unlimited against the wits of Malice Unchained. This is a fitting conclusion to the season as the two houses have been slugging it out all season. More often Pain Unlimited's fighters came out the victors, however, Little Jeebie Dee has been hellfire in the ring and looks to gain a fifth straight win. Neither of the opponents benefit from their weapons being in the ring, but at this level, its not really about the weapons. The big question will be whether or not Little Jeebie Dee can intercept any of the lethal stylized strikes that The Chief will be sure to throw at him. The oddsmakers say that he will. The morning line - 2:1 in favor of Little Jeebie Dee.

I'll do my best to run these fights this weekend. I'd like to get Season 2 started soon. There are a lot of good ideas in the poll thread.

sterlingice · 03-17-2005, 06:34 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I mean- good to be back

SI

kingfc22 · 03-17-2005, 06:58 PM

I'm ready to bring pain and anguish to the Pilot family.

JAG · 03-18-2005, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Sorry about the wait everybody, I'm trying to buy a house and sell a house so things are a little crazy for me right now.

We're working on buying our first home, so I can't imagine trying to sell one at the same time. Good luck to you.

JeeberD · 03-20-2005, 12:24 PM

Excellent!

PilotMan · 03-20-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingfc22

I'm ready to bring pain and anguish to the Pilot family.

Dude, your family couldn't bring pain and anguish on an anthill. If you think that destroying this Pilot is painful wait until Pilot #23 takes you down. You won't know what hit you. In fact, your family is so ready to die that I heard your owner dug your grave and the graves of your children and grandchildren, because if you lose there is no point in keeping your line of losers around.

fantastic flying froggies · 03-29-2005, 11:46 AM

Louis LeBeau speaks: "So, am i still in ze hostipal wiz ze pretty, how you say infirmière, yes, nurse?"

JeeberD · 04-21-2005, 10:09 AM

Little Jeebie Dee is getting impatient at the stalling tactics that The Chief is throwing his way...

fantastic flying froggies · 04-21-2005, 02:28 PM

Will Louis LeBeau heal any faster if the Detroit Vampires let Shreveport win this week?

NOT!

JeffW · 04-27-2005, 11:29 PM

Slave Name: Eyegor
Favorite Weapon: Spear
Stable Preference: House Corax

Raven Hawk · 04-27-2005, 11:47 PM

Update: I'm closing on both houses next Friday. After we get unpacked and settled in, Thunderdome will continue.

JeeberD · 04-28-2005, 10:38 AM

That is what I like to hear!

Raven Hawk · 05-20-2005, 01:37 PM

Latest Update:

We were supposed to close on our house sale and house purchase on May 6th. As it turns out, our buyer backed out of the deal. We just got financing to do the deal without a contingency and will be closing May 27th. If this pans out, I hope to have the dynasty back up and running by mid-June.

sterlingice · 09-01-2005, 03:42 AM

*Thread Necromancy*

SI

JeeberD · 09-01-2005, 07:48 AM

How I loved Thunderdome...Little Jeebie Dee was the greatest warrior of all time.

kingfc22 · 09-01-2005, 12:52 PM

Man, I totally forgot about Thunderdome. Maybe it's because my guy always died.

fantastic flying froggies · 09-01-2005, 01:11 PM

Funny this thread got bumped, I was actually thinking about it earlier today...

Louis LeBeau should be fully healed by now, and will be ready for le fight...

sterlingice · 09-01-2005, 01:15 PM

Contrary to popular belief, I didn't remember this thread because of the situation in New Orleans but because I was cleaning out old bookmarks so I was looking at some old threads and said "hm... wonder if we could get this one back on track"

SI

Blade6119 · 09-01-2005, 06:26 PM

lol, i thought about it yesterday...odd....it has been a long time since a blade died, whats wrong with the board?

03-17-2005, 06:32 PM	#951
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Sorry about the wait everybody, I'm trying to buy a house and sell a house so things are a little crazy for me right now. Anywho . . . HERE IS THE WEAPONS DRAW FOR WEEK 10! Tony Harding (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Erin Flamebeard (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) Weapons: Spiked Club, Knife, Machete, Knife Analysis - The oddsmakers like to think that Erin Flamebeard will use her Boobs of Doom to distract Tony Harding long enough to get to the Spiked Club, which is her weapon of choice. If Erin can reach the Spiked Club first, the match is all but over. However, Tony Harding won't give it up easily. The crowd loves fights that turn out to be a sprint towards one weapon. This one shouldn't disappoint. The morning line - 4:3 in favor of Erin Flamebeard and her Boobs of Doom. Pilot the Wretched (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. King IV (Rank 1, House Corax) Weapons: Rapier, Spiked Club, Crowbar, Lead Pipe Analysis - This could be the match of the day. The two fighters have cursed families. This is the first time the two families have met in Thunderdome. One SHOULD survive this match to make it to the ever elusive rank 2. It will be a fair fight, however, as neither King IV nor Pilot the Wretched pulled their weapons of choice. The morning line - 1:1. Hakim Warrick (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. The Black Stallion (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited) Weapons: Crowbar, Axe, Lead Pipe, Claymore Analysis - The oddsmakers think this one will be a beat fest with The Black Stallion coming out on top. Hakim Warrick is an untested pup who favors the chains, which did not show up in the weapons draw. However, The Black Stallion can't find his chainsaw in the draw either. Both men are slender and The Black Stallion will be relying on his newly learned fighting style. If The Black Stallion was paying attention to his trainer, he could open up the proverbial Can 'o Whoopass on Hakim. The morning line - 5:2 in favor of The Black Stallion. Schizophrenic (Rank 2, House Corax) vs. Parvus Caesar (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited) Weapons: Crowbar, Lead Pipe, Knife, Spear Analysis - In a strange twist of fate, the fighter from House Corax has not taken up his master's offer of training. He will suffer from this mistake as his only weapon, the spiked club, is nowhere to be seen. Parvus Caesar, however, should be grinning broadly as his knife came up on the draw. Both men will be fighting to get control of the knife. Look for Parvus to do a little House Corax cleaning in this match. The morning line - 2:1 in favor of Parvus. The Chief (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited) vs. Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 5, Malice Unchained) Weapons: Claymore, Spiked Club, Chains, Warhammer Analysis - The main event will pit the fighting stylings of Pain Unlimited against the wits of Malice Unchained. This is a fitting conclusion to the season as the two houses have been slugging it out all season. More often Pain Unlimited's fighters came out the victors, however, Little Jeebie Dee has been hellfire in the ring and looks to gain a fifth straight win. Neither of the opponents benefit from their weapons being in the ring, but at this level, its not really about the weapons. The big question will be whether or not Little Jeebie Dee can intercept any of the lethal stylized strikes that The Chief will be sure to throw at him. The oddsmakers say that he will. The morning line - 2:1 in favor of Little Jeebie Dee. I'll do my best to run these fights this weekend. I'd like to get Season 2 started soon. There are a lot of good ideas in the poll thread. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

03-17-2005, 06:34 PM	#952
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean- good to be back SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-17-2005, 06:58 PM	#953
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	I'm ready to bring pain and anguish to the Pilot family. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

03-20-2005, 12:24 PM	#955
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Excellent! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-29-2005, 11:46 AM	#957
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Louis LeBeau speaks: "So, am i still in ze hostipal wiz ze pretty, how you say infirmière, yes, nurse?" __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

04-21-2005, 10:09 AM	#958
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Little Jeebie Dee is getting impatient at the stalling tactics that The Chief is throwing his way... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-21-2005, 02:28 PM	#959
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Will Louis LeBeau heal any faster if the Detroit Vampires let Shreveport win this week? NOT! __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

04-27-2005, 11:29 PM	#960
JeffW High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2005	New Entry Slave Name: Eyegor Favorite Weapon: Spear Stable Preference: House Corax

04-27-2005, 11:47 PM	#961
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Update: I'm closing on both houses next Friday. After we get unpacked and settled in, Thunderdome will continue. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

04-28-2005, 10:38 AM	#962
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	That is what I like to hear! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-20-2005, 01:37 PM	#963
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Latest Update: We were supposed to close on our house sale and house purchase on May 6th. As it turns out, our buyer backed out of the deal. We just got financing to do the deal without a contingency and will be closing May 27th. If this pans out, I hope to have the dynasty back up and running by mid-June. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

09-01-2005, 03:42 AM	#964
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Thread Necromancy SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-01-2005, 07:48 AM	#965
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	How I loved Thunderdome...Little Jeebie Dee was the greatest warrior of all time. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-01-2005, 12:52 PM	#966
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Man, I totally forgot about Thunderdome. Maybe it's because my guy always died. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

09-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#967
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Funny this thread got bumped, I was actually thinking about it earlier today... Louis LeBeau should be fully healed by now, and will be ready for le fight... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

09-01-2005, 01:15 PM	#968
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Contrary to popular belief, I didn't remember this thread because of the situation in New Orleans but because I was cleaning out old bookmarks so I was looking at some old threads and said "hm... wonder if we could get this one back on track" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-01-2005, 06:26 PM	#969
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	lol, i thought about it yesterday...odd....it has been a long time since a blade died, whats wrong with the board? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

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