OT: Prison B**** Name

AnalBumCover · 03-24-2003, 11:32 PM

My Prison Bitch Name is Donkey Schlong. What's yours?

MikeVic · 03-24-2003, 11:33 PM

Mine is Screw's Choice

TLK · 03-24-2003, 11:37 PM

Butt Slammer

rexalllsc · 03-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Ass Master

tucker342 · 03-24-2003, 11:59 PM

Mine is Rim Shot

Travis · 03-25-2003, 12:19 AM

I'm now known as Dirtbox Demon

Travis · 03-25-2003, 12:20 AM

Dola, Blade would be The Gerbil if you use his full first name, or Hung-Like-A-Horse if you use the more commonly used shorter version. Wonder which one he'll go for...

Airhog · 03-25-2003, 12:26 AM

my real name gets me needle dick, my name on here gets me mouht-mangler...

vex · 03-25-2003, 12:31 AM

My real gets me "Hung Muther"

My screenname gets me "He Bitch"

GoldenEagle · 03-25-2003, 12:51 AM

Mine is Skanster.

Vince · 03-25-2003, 01:09 AM

Real Name gets me The Gerbil

handle gets me Bruce

Tarkus · 03-25-2003, 01:19 AM

You guys actually enter your real names in that site? I'd call y'all "Stupid Ass".

Tarkus

samifan24 · 03-25-2003, 07:56 AM

My prison bitch name?

Hung-Like-A-Horse

BreizhManu · 03-25-2003, 08:01 AM

Dirt Devil

Fritz · 03-25-2003, 08:13 AM

Skankster

Fritz · 03-25-2003, 08:13 AM

dola

ABC,

thank you for the popup storm

KWhit · 03-25-2003, 08:17 AM

Jailhouse Cock.

Lathum · 03-25-2003, 08:23 AM

The Scatmaster

Swaggs · 03-25-2003, 08:59 AM

Hmmm. My screen name gets me a nickname that is unsuitable for these boards.

Cuckoo · 03-25-2003, 09:15 AM

You mean there's something unsuitable for this board?

Fidatelo · 03-25-2003, 09:18 AM

Haha, I got Chin Painter, never heard that one before

Swaggs · 03-25-2003, 09:45 AM

Well, unsuitable, and it just doesn't do much for my ego to call myself Finger Fucker, while my peers have Donkey Schlong, Hung Mother, and Jailhouse Cock.

DataKing · 03-25-2003, 09:51 AM

This is rather embarassing...

"Squealing Piglet"

*oink* *oink*

Cuckoo · 03-25-2003, 09:52 AM

It's alright, Swaggs. Don't let it get you down. By using your finger, you're just saving yourself for that really special inmate.

SplitPersonality1 · 03-25-2003, 09:52 AM

Real Name - becomes "Wish Bone"
Screen Name becomes "Glory Hole"

Yikes!

MylesKnight · 03-25-2003, 09:55 AM

Only at FOFC...

I AM PILLOW BITER!!!

Aylmar · 03-25-2003, 10:19 AM

Real Name = "The Perv"
Screen Name = "Fatboy"

Wow...how appropriate.

Tarkus · 03-25-2003, 10:23 AM

Okay, I did it for my screen name and it's just too disgusting and humiliating to put here.

Tarkus

AnalBumCover · 03-25-2003, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tarkus
Okay, I did it for my screen name and it's just too disgusting and humiliating to put here.

Tarkus

ewww.

JeeberD · 03-25-2003, 12:14 PM

Real name: Donkey Schlong

FOFC name: Ankle Grabber

I much prefer option one...

Tarkus · 03-25-2003, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalBumCover
ewww.

I guess you looked it up. :o

Tarkus

JeeberD · 03-25-2003, 12:47 PM

Wow, that is very unfortunate, Tark...

McSweeny · 03-25-2003, 12:48 PM

just call me ankle grabber

GoldenEagle · 03-25-2003, 12:54 PM

If my girl friend marrys me her name will be Jailhouse Cock

SplitPersonality1 · 03-25-2003, 01:28 PM

Oh Tarkus, that just sucks.

Edited to note unintentional play on words

JeeberD · 03-25-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Oh Tarkus, that just sucks.

Literally...

AnalBumCover · 03-25-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tarkus
I guess you looked it up. :o

Tarkus

You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

MikeVic · 03-25-2003, 01:56 PM

My screen name is Dildo Head... :P

Tarkus' is funny

sachmo71 · 03-25-2003, 02:27 PM

Mine is Steve

cheese · 03-25-2003, 04:19 PM

real name: B.F. Goodlick
Screename: The Rear Queer

korme · 03-25-2003, 04:28 PM

Real: The One-Eyed Ogre
Screenname: The Stroker

MylesKnight · 03-25-2003, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheese

real name: B.F. Goodlick

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now that is Funny!! I can't stop Laughing!!

B.F. Goodlick... LMAO!!!

MylesKnight · 03-25-2003, 04:33 PM

DOLA!!!

TARKUS, wow, what can you say about that.....

..Jesus, that was Funny!!!

Note to all FOFC'ers: Never accept partially eaten food from Tarkus..

Draft Dodger · 03-25-2003, 04:37 PM

mine was kind of strange:

Anal Bum Cover.

Pyser · 03-25-2003, 05:10 PM

wow, Tark, that sucks.

putting down my FOFC name at that site isnt too good, either, though.

INDalltheway · 03-25-2003, 06:28 PM

Screen name- Tush Taster

(OMG that is gross!)

Real Name- Skank Cunt

Nice website!

AnalBumCover · 03-25-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
mine was kind of strange:

Anal Bum Cover.

AnalBumCover · 03-25-2003, 08:59 PM

dola

Hey Tarkus: Spit? or Swallow?

tucker342 · 03-25-2003, 09:41 PM

FOFC name: Screw's Choice
Just my last name(Tucker): Double Fisted
Just my first name(AJ): Tiny Hiney

03-25-2003, 12:19 AM	#6
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	I'm now known as Dirtbox Demon __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-25-2003, 12:20 AM	#7
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Dola, Blade would be The Gerbil if you use his full first name, or Hung-Like-A-Horse if you use the more commonly used shorter version. Wonder which one he'll go for... __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

03-25-2003, 12:26 AM	#8
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	my real name gets me needle dick, my name on here gets me mouht-mangler... __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

03-25-2003, 12:51 AM	#10
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Mine is Skanster. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

03-25-2003, 01:09 AM	#11
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Real Name gets me The Gerbil handle gets me Bruce __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

03-24-2003, 11:33 PM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Mine is Screw's Choice

03-24-2003, 11:37 PM	#3
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Butt Slammer

03-24-2003, 11:39 PM	#4
rexalllsc Banned Join Date: Feb 2003	Ass Master

03-24-2003, 11:59 PM	#5
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Mine is Rim Shot

03-25-2003, 12:31 AM	#9
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	My real gets me "Hung Muther" My screenname gets me "He Bitch"

03-25-2003, 01:19 AM	#12
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	You guys actually enter your real names in that site? I'd call y'all "Stupid Ass". Tarkus __________________ Winning may not be everything, but losing isn't anything.

03-25-2003, 07:56 AM	#13
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	My prison bitch name? Hung-Like-A-Horse __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

03-25-2003, 08:01 AM	#14
BreizhManu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Paris, France	Dirt Devil

03-25-2003, 08:13 AM	#15
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Skankster __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-25-2003, 08:17 AM	#17
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Jailhouse Cock.

03-25-2003, 08:23 AM	#18
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	The Scatmaster

03-25-2003, 08:59 AM	#19
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Hmmm. My screen name gets me a nickname that is unsuitable for these boards. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-25-2003, 09:15 AM	#20
Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	You mean there's something unsuitable for this board?

03-25-2003, 09:18 AM	#21
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Haha, I got Chin Painter, never heard that one before __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

03-25-2003, 09:45 AM	#22
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Well, unsuitable, and it just doesn't do much for my ego to call myself Finger Fucker, while my peers have Donkey Schlong, Hung Mother, and Jailhouse Cock. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-25-2003, 09:51 AM	#23
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	This is rather embarassing... "Squealing Piglet" oink oink __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

03-25-2003, 09:52 AM	#24
Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	It's alright, Swaggs. Don't let it get you down. By using your finger, you're just saving yourself for that really special inmate.

03-25-2003, 09:52 AM	#25
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Real Name - becomes "Wish Bone" Screen Name becomes "Glory Hole" Yikes!

03-25-2003, 09:55 AM	#26
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	Only at FOFC... I AM PILLOW BITER!!! __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! Last edited by MylesKnight : 03-25-2003 at 10:02 AM.

03-25-2003, 10:19 AM	#27
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	Real Name = "The Perv" Screen Name = "Fatboy" Wow...how appropriate. __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

03-25-2003, 10:23 AM	#28
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Okay, I did it for my screen name and it's just too disgusting and humiliating to put here. Tarkus __________________ Winning may not be everything, but losing isn't anything.

03-25-2003, 12:14 PM	#30
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Real name: Donkey Schlong FOFC name: Ankle Grabber I much prefer option one... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-25-2003, 12:47 PM	#32
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Wow, that is very unfortunate, Tark... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-25-2003, 12:48 PM	#33
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	just call me ankle grabber

03-25-2003, 12:54 PM	#34
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	If my girl friend marrys me her name will be Jailhouse Cock __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

03-25-2003, 01:28 PM	#35
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Oh Tarkus, that just sucks. Edited to note unintentional play on words Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 03-25-2003 at 01:29 PM.

03-25-2003, 01:56 PM	#38
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	My screen name is Dildo Head... :P Tarkus' is funny

03-25-2003, 02:27 PM	#39
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Mine is Steve

03-25-2003, 04:19 PM	#40
cheese n00b Join Date: Jul 2002	real name: B.F. Goodlick Screename: The Rear Queer

03-25-2003, 04:28 PM	#41
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Real: The One-Eyed Ogre Screenname: The Stroker