04-27-2003, 02:58 PM | #1 | ||
Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Things I've Learned From Don Juan
I'm sorry, but the Don Juan Center is just a veritable gold mine of knowledge. For instance, did you know that:
-blood drives are a good place to pick up women because the common side effect of queasiness can act like mild intoxication? -Giving girls candy from a PEZ dispenser is a great way to pick up women... especially intoxicated women in bars! -Chocolate is a mild aphrodisiac. So be sure to feed her a candy bar after you've given her a PEZ while she's intoxicated. Drunk girls LOVE chocolate!!! -The secret to a long lasting relationship? Your attitude should always be one of, "I want you. But I don't need you." Of course, considering the amount of virgins that populate that particular message board, I'm thinking the real attitude is more along the lines of I need you. Why don't you want me? I'm a playa! I'm money! I've seen "Swingers" 19 freakin' times!!! Stupid bitch. I didn't need you anyway. whimper.
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04-27-2003, 04:18 PM | #2 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I'm taking a Snickers bar and PEZ to the nearest blood drive at a bar!
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