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Old 10-17-2022, 10:01 AM   #501
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Sounds like fun. No doubt the cousin has lived everywhere from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square. But, in the end, bipolar disorder, alcoholism and despair.
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Old 10-17-2022, 10:18 AM   #502
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So I asked the sockpuppet account why he ghosted us twice on Saturday.

He replied he was sorry. He also explained that he was the Trumper's cousin who could pass for an identical twin brother and he wanted me to move the time of my walk to accommodate his schedule.

My mind can't process this.

Dude, totally a supervillain in the making!

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Old 10-18-2022, 07:34 AM   #503
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All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?
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Old 10-19-2022, 08:37 PM   #504
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All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?

Well love has been found
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Old 10-19-2022, 08:39 PM   #505
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Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc


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Old 10-19-2022, 10:07 PM   #506
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Old 10-19-2022, 10:08 PM   #507
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Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc


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Old 10-31-2022, 06:55 AM   #508
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Old 10-31-2022, 07:56 AM   #509
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I suspect too busy nowadays.
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Old 10-31-2022, 08:43 AM   #510
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Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates:

The relationship is going really well at this point.

We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face.

Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month.
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Old 10-31-2022, 08:54 AM   #511
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I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

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Old 10-31-2022, 08:19 PM   #512
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Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates:

The relationship is going really well at this point.

We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face.

Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month.

Our baby bird has flown out of the nest. Then had a Transient Ischemic Attack almost immediately, but back to flying again. Happy for you!
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Old 11-02-2022, 07:58 AM   #513
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I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

OK, that got the first real LOL of the day from me.
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Old 11-06-2022, 08:18 PM   #514
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There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it.
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Old 11-06-2022, 08:28 PM   #515
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Old 11-07-2022, 03:59 AM   #516
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Old 11-07-2022, 07:16 AM   #517
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There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it.

What is his top issue? Stolen election?
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Old 11-18-2022, 09:39 AM   #518
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I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

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Those doctors and their Ivory Tower recommendations can suck it. They probably charge $1000s of dollars just for their opinions.

I'm down 20 pounds now.
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Old 11-18-2022, 09:57 AM   #519
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I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...
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Old 11-18-2022, 12:24 PM   #520
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Old 11-19-2022, 06:59 AM   #521
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I'm down 20 pounds now.

Illness aside, congrats on losing 20lbs.

Losing 10-15lbs (and keeping it off) is my ideal state.
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Old 11-23-2022, 09:07 PM   #522
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I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...

Not unless the condom was defective...
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Old 11-23-2022, 09:29 PM   #523
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So how's the Trumper? Any progress there?
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:07 PM   #524
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Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered.
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:13 PM   #525
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Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered.

And you're probably too busy/distracted now to just go on walks
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:14 PM   #526
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The Trumper used to refer to himself as Captain Blank*. But apparently he demoted himself and this is the reason.

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I have many boats however it drives most women crazy trying to guess my first name. Do I need a sailboat for the women to stop wondering about the name Captain? I figured people used to introduce themselves as Mr and Mrs Ms whatever their last name is. I'm really not sure when people started this bullshit of a first name. When I was young Adults always went by their last name not first. Only the children were called by first name. I'll keep changing my name the longer people keep fighting me on what my first name is. My first name is not important.


*Not actual name

So now it is Mr. Blank
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:16 PM   #527
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And you're probably too busy/distracted now to just go on walks

We enjoy our walks, but the weather just makes it uncomfortable to schedule a walk at this time.
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:37 PM   #528
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So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right?
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:43 PM   #529
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So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right?

I have no idea what you are talking about but I wouldn;t be surprised.
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Old 11-24-2022, 08:36 AM   #530
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Crab Island Trump Flotilla seeks to be World’s Largest Boat Parade

There was also one in Texas where several boats sank. Not a metaphor in any way.
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Old 11-24-2022, 08:45 AM   #531
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The Trumper used to refer to himself as Captain Blank*. But apparently he demoted himself and this is the reason.

*Not actual name

So now it is Mr. Blank

If you really wanted to be annoying, you could give him a different title every time you talk to him. "Any checkmates today, Grandmaster Blank", "What's the scoop in the village, Papa Smurf Blank", "started any World Wars, Archduke Blank?"

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Old 11-24-2022, 03:24 PM   #532
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Reminds me of "The Maestro" in Seinfeld
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Old 12-24-2022, 04:38 PM   #533
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Ok
The relationship has gone by swimmingly.

However I have yet to tell her that I root for the Detroit Lions.

How do I make her understand that I like to stare into the never-ending-Abyss once in a while and give into despair?
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Old 12-24-2022, 04:54 PM   #534
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Old 12-24-2022, 05:02 PM   #535
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Is she into sports at all?

No, Fortunately she does not know what is it like to root for the Lions or any Detroit/Cleveland teams recently.
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Old 12-24-2022, 05:22 PM   #536
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There’s gotta be a non sport equivalent you could use to explain it


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Old 12-24-2022, 05:26 PM   #537
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I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded.

How do I explain that to a girlfriend?
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Old 12-24-2022, 08:15 PM   #538
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Have it be lipstick and one of them has herpes on it?


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Old 12-24-2022, 10:37 PM   #539
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I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded.

How do I explain that to a girlfriend?

Definitely don't bring up that analogy, she may be freaked out about self harm.

How about a Dominatrix? You love her but she doesn't care what you think, she teases you, hurts you all the time, and only gives you a win once in a while?
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Old 12-25-2022, 02:38 AM   #540
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OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.
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Old 12-25-2022, 06:17 AM   #541
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OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.

Hahaha. You just got pwned by a bot.
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Old 12-25-2022, 09:33 AM   #542
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Hahaha. You just got pwned by a bot.

The true future of FOFC right there. lolz
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Old 01-19-2023, 03:49 PM   #543
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Old 01-19-2023, 04:09 PM   #544
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Old 01-19-2023, 04:26 PM   #545
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Old 01-28-2023, 08:30 PM   #546
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So far it has been going fine, but lately I feel the relationship has grown distant. How do I reignite the passion? How do I know when to let it go?
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Old 01-28-2023, 08:55 PM   #547
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Distant is not the same as mundane… make sure you recognize the difference. Mundane is another phase of a relationship. If you can make it through mundane then you’ve got something.

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Old 02-04-2023, 05:23 PM   #548
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Yeah, I feel like I've been connecting with her like a 28k modem. She seems disinterested and I don't know how to make her feel otherwise.

I'm thinking that friend-zoning her is the best option for the both of us.
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Old 02-04-2023, 09:59 PM   #549
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3 months in is about 90 days, which is consistently when things drop past the initial heady phase in multiple arenas (which is why 90 days is often when benefits kick in for jobs).

However, I don’t think that’s the case here. Given it’s February 4th and y’all hooked up in October, this smells like a cuffing season relationship. Expect to get dumped shortly after Valentine’s Day, once cuffing season is over
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Long time ago but I had a steady girlfriend for a few weeks but wasn't feeling it. I eventually called an end to it and it was the best decision ever. I met my future wife not long after that so it was fateful.

Stick it out if you think there is something there. If you don't then use this as a learning experience or a stepping stone to something better.
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