Pokemon, F*#& Yeah!

[Abe Sargent]

I was walking today and signing this iconic song from Team America, when it suddenly struck me that it would be a lot funnier if you replaced America with pokemon, and then added the names of various pokemon to the end. Here is how the lyrics should read:


Pokemon, F%#$ YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother f&#^ing day yeah,
Pokemon, F&*@ YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorists your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Pokemon, F^@# YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Pokemon, F&#^ YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
It's the dream that we all share; It's the hope for tomorrow

F*@^ YEAH!

Pikachu, F&@# YEAH!
Squirtle, F(@& YEAH!
Charizard, F*@^ YEAH!
Bulbasaur, F!#( YEAH!
Ratatta, F*#^ YEAH!
Goldeen, F&#^ YEAH!
Butterfree, F(@^ YEAH!
Vulpix, F*@^ YEAH!

F&@% YEAH!

Geodude, F&#^ YEAH!
Starmie, F*@^ YEAH!
Porygon, F&@$ YEAH!
Lapras, F*@# YEAH!
Snorlax, F%@$ YEAH!
Doduo, F)@& YEAH!
Zubat, F&@^ YEAH!
Magmemite, F&@^ YEAH!
Sandlash, F(@& YEAH!
Magikarp, F&@# Yeah?

Zapdos, F*@& YEAH!
Articuno, F*#& YEAH!
Moltres, F&#% YEAH!
Mewtwo, F&^% YEAH!
Primeape, F*#& YEAH!
Beedrill, F)!@ YEAH!
Arbok, F*#& YEAH!
Wheezing, F7$^ YEAH!
Oddish, F*#$ YEAH!
Jigglypuff, F*$^ Yeah?

[Sun Tzu]