Online dating - Page 10

JediKooter · 06-29-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Nah, men and women are the same around this nation.

I kind of figured on average they are all the same. It just seems like the crazy/unrealistic expectations are turned up a few notches here.

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Keep in mind that women on those sites (I would assume) get a lot of messages like "LOL UR UGLY" or "OMG ur so hawt." I'd think those kinds of messages would skew the "how often do they respond" results.

That I definitely keep in mind. In addition to those messages, they probably also get a lot of, "Hi", one word messages as well. It's just the ones where from reading their profile, I'm not shocked that they are still single.

Rizon · 06-29-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Keep in mind that women on those sites (I would assume) get a lot of messages like "LOL UR UGLY" or "OMG ur so hawt." I'd think those kinds of messages would skew the "how often do they respond" results.

I remember when my ex-BF use to ask for my help for his dating profile. He'd find a chick he thought was hot, then was very confused when I had to tell him he couldn't message her "omg ur so hot i wanna fuk u hard". Seriously. He thought that would be an ok message and the girl would be a bitch if she didn't like that. So that like of thinking is out there for sure.

JediKooter · 06-29-2012, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I remember when my ex-BF use to ask for my help for his dating profile. He'd find a chick he thought was hot, then was very confused when I had to tell him he couldn't message her "omg ur so hot i wanna fuk u hard". Seriously. He thought that would be an ok message and the girl would be a bitch if she didn't like that. So that like of thinking is out there for sure.

Your ex what?

Rizon · 06-29-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Your ex what?

Best Friend.

I see what you did there!

Honolulu_Blue · 06-29-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Best Friend.

I see what you did there!

So, is he just an "F" now, having been replaced with a new "BF", or is he no longer a "F" and the coveted "BF" position remains vacant?

JediKooter · 06-29-2012, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Best Friend.

I see what you did there!

Jus' checking. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Rizon · 06-29-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

So, is he just an "F" now, having been replaced with a new "BF", or is he no longer a "F" and the coveted "BF" position remains vacant?

Now he's just on meth.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-29-2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Now he's just on meth.

He could still eat your face, you know...

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here: Men should not make cute abbreviations. It makes us look gay. Literally. Nothing wrong with it, if that's your thing. If you don't want people saying "wha?" then type words in full. We're not 12 year old girls here, gentlemen. We can type what we mean to say. Now I'm getting back to my gladiator films.

Galaxy · 06-29-2012, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Keep in mind that women on those sites (I would assume) get a lot of messages like "LOL UR UGLY" or "OMG ur so hawt." I'd think those kinds of messages would skew the "how often do they respond" results.

I would be curious to see these kind of stats. I think it would certainly make online dating much more useful.

And yeah, the one line, "Hi, your profile is interesting, wanna chat?" stuff is lame as well.

Izulde · 06-30-2012, 03:53 AM

And yet, when you actually respond to shit that's on their profile, yet don't write a too long message, they still ignore it.

It's all bullshit.

Galaxy · 07-01-2012, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Now he's just on meth.

Will keep this in mind.

Flasch186 · 07-01-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here: Men should not make cute abbreviations. It makes us look gay. Literally. Nothing wrong with it, if that's your thing. If you don't want people saying "wha?" then type words in full. We're not 12 year old girls here, gentlemen. We can type what we mean to say. Now I'm getting back to my gladiator films.

I disagree.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-02-2012, 09:56 PM

So... Things are about as dead with the neighbor as you can get without needing a shovel.

Eerily similarities between the two times we were supposed to get together.

Time #1: She suggested we get together for dinner the next night. I told her I already had plans to do dinner with mom, but could just move them to Monday. She said to spend time with mom & we would get together later in the week. Then she seemed to vanish off the planet for a couple weeks.

She eventually replied to an email when I had thought it was dead, so I kept the communication very basic. I emailed her Saturday and asked if she had a bike. She does. Asked if she might want to ride together sometime. She said she was dressed for it at that moment and could go right then. I was at work. She was busy with her mom later, so she suggested we get together for a Sunday evening ride. Of course, she hasn't responded to me since.

Deleted her phone number, history of calls, emails, sent emails, trash & contact email. She's effectively erased. I have no way of contacting her. Feels like freedom.

Galaxy · 07-03-2012, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So... Things are about as dead with the neighbor as you can get without needing a shovel.

Eerily similarities between the two times we were supposed to get together.

Time #1: She suggested we get together for dinner the next night. I told her I already had plans to do dinner with mom, but could just move them to Monday. She said to spend time with mom & we would get together later in the week. Then she seemed to vanish off the planet for a couple weeks.

She eventually replied to an email when I had thought it was dead, so I kept the communication very basic. I emailed her Saturday and asked if she had a bike. She does. Asked if she might want to ride together sometime. She said she was dressed for it at that moment and could go right then. I was at work. She was busy with her mom later, so she suggested we get together for a Sunday evening ride. Of course, she hasn't responded to me since.

Deleted her phone number, history of calls, emails, sent emails, trash & contact email. She's effectively erased. I have no way of contacting her. Feels like freedom.

Smart move.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-03-2012, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Smart move.

Of course, she emails me last night just saying that she just got the email.

I replied saying "Let me know when you want to ride." I then deleted the email & went into my contacts to remove her again.

I'm not against getting together with her. If she wants to get together she can put in a little effort. I'm through putting in any.

If she does want to, she'll also find a man who shows no interest in trying anything physical or in paying her way for dinner or the like. I need every dime to pay my bills.

JediKooter · 07-03-2012, 10:28 AM

Sounds like she's playing hard to get....which I absolutely abhor. It's the freaking 2nd decade of the 21st century, this playing hard to get or being coy shit was great back in the Victorian era, but, now...not so much. Come on ladies, step up to the plate, choke up on the bat and quit playing stupid games and then wonder why no one calls you back.

PilotMan · 07-03-2012, 06:34 PM

I would say sometimes shit takes time to develop, and maybe she isn't in as big a hurry as you are to get together. Like a good wine, sometimes relationships just need time to breathe.

My wife and I knew each other, and didn't date for a year before we got together. I would say to just be patient and let things happen when they happen, but don't push it too hard, and don't push it away too fast either.

Rizon · 07-03-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Time #1: She suggested we get together for dinner the next night. I told her I already had plans to do dinner with mom, but could just move them to Monday. She said to spend time with mom & we would get together later in the week. Then she seemed to vanish off the planet for a couple weeks.

You failed the "Is Your Mom More Important Than Me" test. All crazy bitches will want you to put them in front of your mom. Seriously though, next time you are in that situation just say you already have plans. She doesn't need to know the who, what, why, where of it. If she asks ... red flag it and run.

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She eventually replied to an email when I had thought it was dead, so I kept the communication very basic. I emailed her Saturday and asked if she had a bike. She does. Asked if she might want to ride together sometime. She said she was dressed for it at that moment and could go right then. I was at work. She was busy with her mom later, so she suggested we get together for a Sunday evening ride. Of course, she hasn't responded to me since.

You failed the "Will You Drop Everything For Me at the Drop of a Hat" test.
Seriously, she was testing your spontaneity here. Not really your fault on this one. Work should come first.

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Originally Posted by PilotMan

I would say sometimes shit takes time to develop, and maybe she isn't in as big a hurry as you are to get together. Like a good wine, sometimes relationships just need time to breathe.

Exactly. She is probably rotate-banging at least 18 different outlaw bikers right now. She will fit you in when she's done and ready. You don't want sloppy 8ths, do you?

Grover · 07-03-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Exactly. She is probably rotate-banging at least 18 different outlaw bikers right now. She will fit you in when she's done and ready. You don't want sloppy 8ths, do you?

LMAO.

JediKooter · 07-03-2012, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Exactly. She is probably rotate-banging at least 18 different outlaw bikers right now. She will fit you in when she's done and ready. You don't want sloppy 8ths, do you?

She should have real nice and smooth skin though.

Eaglesfan27 · 07-03-2012, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I disagree.

Matthean · 07-03-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

You don't want sloppy 8ths, do you?

At his age 8 is probably is a low number.

Buccaneer · 07-03-2012, 08:04 PM

Seriously, you guys/gals need to let go of your mommy's apron strings.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-03-2012, 08:05 PM

I did see a motorcycle head back toward her place yesterday...

Passacaglia · 07-03-2012, 10:05 PM

I keep thinking I ought to go through my contacts and delete a bunch. Can you come over and take care of that for me? It seems up your alley.

Galaxy · 07-04-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I did see a motorcycle head back toward her place yesterday...

Stalker.

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2012, 02:08 PM

Anyone have a good promo code for match.com? I think I've got my profile tightened up a bit and I'll give this thing a shot...

Galaxy · 07-08-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Anyone have a good promo code for match.com? I think I've got my profile tightened up a bit and I'll give this thing a shot...

So does that mean you're cocky and funny?

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2012, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

So does that mean you're cocky and funny?

More funny than cocky. Means I've lost all the weight I plan on losing (although there's some toning-up going on still), that business is going well and I feel like I have a career, and that I'm tired of being lonely, and of being in self-perpetuated denial about the fact that I am lonely.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-08-2012, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Stalker.

I don't know. He wasn't my problem.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-08-2012, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

More funny than cocky. Means I've lost all the weight I plan on losing (although there's some toning-up going on still), that business is going well and I feel like I have a career, and that I'm tired of being lonely, and of being in self-perpetuated denial about the fact that I am lonely.

How much did you lose?

Tone up, build muscle & you'll be able to finally pull a fat chick!

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

How much did you lose?

Tone up, build muscle & you'll be able to finally pull a fat chick!

LMAO.

I lost like...90lbs.

And I found a good discount code, got the monthly down to like...$14.99 for 6 months. So that's fine.

Galaxy · 07-09-2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

And I found a good discount code, got the monthly down to like...$14.99 for 6 months. So that's fine.

Sounds like it would make for a great dynasty thread.

Logan · 07-09-2012, 08:01 AM

Exactly what I was thinking.

Comey · 07-09-2012, 09:10 AM

I went on a date last night with a woman I met from Match, Heather. She's very funny, very pretty...I was actually nervous for this date, the first time I've been nervous for a date in five years (granted, I've only been single for about six months out of those five years, but the point is valid).

We met at 515 in West Hartford Center...ended the night around 945. Talked the *entire* time. I can't remember a time where conversation flowed so easily. Even for two people who can talk and hold a conversation, that's really difficult to me. So I'm obviously thrilled at what I've come across.

Something happened last night that still has me rather stunned. We were at this Italian restaurant (though everything in the WeHa has to look alike and be pretentious), talking and enjoying the night. There was an older couple (I would say mid-late 60s) in the booth behind her. About an hour into our meal, they closed out the night and got up to leave. The woman, who was directly behind Heather, came to our table.

"I'm sorry to interrupt," she said, "but listening to you two...you need to keep this relationship going forever. You have something special here. You've got it. I just wanted to tell you that. You need to keep this going."

We were both stunned, to say the least. We thanked her for that. When she left, Heather turned to me and said, "Did you pay her?"

I have never had that happen before. Hell, I've never heard of that happening before, except in movies. And even then, it's Angelica Huston or some such nonsense, and you never believe it would actually happen in real life.

Last night, it happened.

Subby · 07-09-2012, 09:54 AM

That's awesome, Comey. Great story. Hopefully a good omen!

Logan · 07-09-2012, 09:56 AM

Just buy the ring now.

Matthean · 07-09-2012, 10:03 AM

So, second date?

Chief Rum · 07-09-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Just buy the ring now.

lol...

That's a great story, though. Way to go, Comey. Good luck!

DaddyTorgo · 07-09-2012, 10:23 AM

JediKooter · 07-09-2012, 10:47 AM

Jinxed it!

Comey · 07-09-2012, 11:40 AM

Second date will be after she returns from vacation (spontaneous photography day trip). We actually got a scowl from the woman who sat in the booth after this woman, though our conversation had turned, at that point, to a practical joke she wants to play on her bosses (where she tells them she's pregnant; I'm of the opinion that there needs to be more buildup to the joke), and her distaste for NE CT. Perhaps the woman was a NE CT resident, but she didn't care for what we brought to the table.

We've been texting one another all day, so...this is a good sign. So far. I refuse to get too far ahead anymore. Still...best first date I've ever had. Happy about that.

sterlingice · 07-09-2012, 11:41 AM

You're all asking the wrong question: "So, Comey, how much did you pay the woman to say that?"

SI

Butter · 07-09-2012, 12:18 PM

I was kinda expecting Comey to tell the woman "mind your own god damn business", and then it goes downhill from there.

Glad that you have social skills!

Poli · 07-09-2012, 12:41 PM

Congrats!

DaddyTorgo · 07-09-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

LMAO.

I lost like...90lbs.

And I found a good discount code, got the monthly down to like...$14.99 for 6 months. So that's fine.

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Sounds like it would make for a great dynasty thread.

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Originally Posted by Logan

Exactly what I was thinking.

Yeah...I suppose I owe it to posterity to chronicle things. I'll do that once I push the button. Actually...fuck that...I'll do it tonight before I push the button and you all can critique my profile and shit.

Galaxy · 07-09-2012, 02:09 PM

Comey, the post is useless with pictures.

MacroGuru · 07-09-2012, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Yeah...I suppose I owe it to posterity to chronicle things. I'll do that once I push the button. Actually...fuck that...I'll do it tonight before I push the button and you all can critique my profile and shit.

I'm not sure you want a bunch of us providing "input" on your Match profile...well, maybe Pumpy...

DaddyTorgo · 07-09-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I'm not sure you want a bunch of us providing "input" on your Match profile...well, maybe Pumpy...

Well I have less than zero experience with it, so I mean...can it really hurt?

spleen1015 · 07-09-2012, 02:40 PM

Get this in your profile and you get the girl.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

06-30-2012, 03:53 AM	#460
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	And yet, when you actually respond to shit that's on their profile, yet don't write a too long message, they still ignore it. It's all bullshit. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

07-03-2012, 10:28 AM	#466
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Sounds like she's playing hard to get....which I absolutely abhor. It's the freaking 2nd decade of the 21st century, this playing hard to get or being coy shit was great back in the Victorian era, but, now...not so much. Come on ladies, step up to the plate, choke up on the bat and quit playing stupid games and then wonder why no one calls you back. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-03-2012, 06:34 PM	#467
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	I would say sometimes shit takes time to develop, and maybe she isn't in as big a hurry as you are to get together. Like a good wine, sometimes relationships just need time to breathe. My wife and I knew each other, and didn't date for a year before we got together. I would say to just be patient and let things happen when they happen, but don't push it too hard, and don't push it away too fast either. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

07-08-2012, 02:08 PM	#477
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Anyone have a good promo code for match.com? I think I've got my profile tightened up a bit and I'll give this thing a shot... Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-08-2012 at 02:08 PM.

07-09-2012, 09:10 AM	#485
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	I went on a date last night with a woman I met from Match, Heather. She's very funny, very pretty...I was actually nervous for this date, the first time I've been nervous for a date in five years (granted, I've only been single for about six months out of those five years, but the point is valid). We met at 515 in West Hartford Center...ended the night around 945. Talked the entire time. I can't remember a time where conversation flowed so easily. Even for two people who can talk and hold a conversation, that's really difficult to me. So I'm obviously thrilled at what I've come across. Something happened last night that still has me rather stunned. We were at this Italian restaurant (though everything in the WeHa has to look alike and be pretentious), talking and enjoying the night. There was an older couple (I would say mid-late 60s) in the booth behind her. About an hour into our meal, they closed out the night and got up to leave. The woman, who was directly behind Heather, came to our table. "I'm sorry to interrupt," she said, "but listening to you two...you need to keep this relationship going forever. You have something special here. You've got it. I just wanted to tell you that. You need to keep this going." We were both stunned, to say the least. We thanked her for that. When she left, Heather turned to me and said, "Did you pay her?" I have never had that happen before. Hell, I've never heard of that happening before, except in movies. And even then, it's Angelica Huston or some such nonsense, and you never believe it would actually happen in real life. Last night, it happened. __________________

07-02-2012, 09:56 PM	#463
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	So... Things are about as dead with the neighbor as you can get without needing a shovel. Eerily similarities between the two times we were supposed to get together. Time #1: She suggested we get together for dinner the next night. I told her I already had plans to do dinner with mom, but could just move them to Monday. She said to spend time with mom & we would get together later in the week. Then she seemed to vanish off the planet for a couple weeks. She eventually replied to an email when I had thought it was dead, so I kept the communication very basic. I emailed her Saturday and asked if she had a bike. She does. Asked if she might want to ride together sometime. She said she was dressed for it at that moment and could go right then. I was at work. She was busy with her mom later, so she suggested we get together for a Sunday evening ride. Of course, she hasn't responded to me since. Deleted her phone number, history of calls, emails, sent emails, trash & contact email. She's effectively erased. I have no way of contacting her. Feels like freedom.

07-03-2012, 08:04 PM	#473
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Seriously, you guys/gals need to let go of your mommy's apron strings.

07-03-2012, 08:05 PM	#474
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I did see a motorcycle head back toward her place yesterday...

07-03-2012, 10:05 PM	#475
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I keep thinking I ought to go through my contacts and delete a bunch. Can you come over and take care of that for me? It seems up your alley.

07-09-2012, 08:01 AM	#484
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Exactly what I was thinking.

07-09-2012, 09:54 AM	#486
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	That's awesome, Comey. Great story. Hopefully a good omen! __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-09-2012, 09:56 AM	#487
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Just buy the ring now.

07-09-2012, 10:03 AM	#488
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	So, second date? __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

07-09-2012, 10:23 AM	#490
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Cool

07-09-2012, 10:47 AM	#491
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Jinxed it! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-09-2012, 11:40 AM	#492
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Second date will be after she returns from vacation (spontaneous photography day trip). We actually got a scowl from the woman who sat in the booth after this woman, though our conversation had turned, at that point, to a practical joke she wants to play on her bosses (where she tells them she's pregnant; I'm of the opinion that there needs to be more buildup to the joke), and her distaste for NE CT. Perhaps the woman was a NE CT resident, but she didn't care for what we brought to the table. We've been texting one another all day, so...this is a good sign. So far. I refuse to get too far ahead anymore. Still...best first date I've ever had. Happy about that. __________________

07-09-2012, 11:41 AM	#493
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	You're all asking the wrong question: "So, Comey, how much did you pay the woman to say that?" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 07-09-2012 at 11:41 AM.

07-09-2012, 12:18 PM	#494
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I was kinda expecting Comey to tell the woman "mind your own god damn business", and then it goes downhill from there. Glad that you have social skills! __________________ My listening habits

07-09-2012, 12:41 PM	#495
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Congrats! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-09-2012, 02:09 PM	#497
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Comey, the post is useless with pictures.

07-09-2012, 02:40 PM	#500
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Get this in your profile and you get the girl. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

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