10 Reasons You Should Join The Cap Crunch Football League (Free Sex??????)

Ben E Lou · 09-06-2012, 01:47 PM

The CCFL is a very active FOF Multiplayer League with two openings. Here's why you should grab one of 'em NOW!

[color=Red][b]EDIT--Two openings:

http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/....php?teamid=27
http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/....php?teamid=15

1. Join with a buddy, and you can be immediate arch-rivals ! The two teams available are the Cowboys and Redskins.
CCFL: Washington Redskins Roster
CCFL: Dallas Cowboys Roster
Two team open:

http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/....php?teamid=27
http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/....php?teamid=15

2. Get to make an immediate impact with a high pick in the first round! It's a strong draft class. The Redskins own the #4 pick, and the Cowboys the #7. With this class, it's quite possible that a long-term starting QB can be had with both of those picks.

3. Get to make an immediate impact with a very strong FA Class, and lots of cap room. Cowboys have $63.3M in cap room, and the Redskins have $136.4M (thanks to Subby's inattentiveness to his team). Look at these top FAs:

4. Get to compete with top-tier owners. The CCFL boasts some of the top FOF players around. Test your mettle against the big boys.

5. Sim results darn near daily. No sitting around twiddling your thumbs at the CCFL waiting days for sims. We do it pretty much daily.

6. Low injuries. Afraid that fast sim schedule is too difficult to manage? Naaaaah. With our injury setting of only 75, you get very few annoying injuries, meaning you can set your game plan for the regular season and cruise most of the way if you'd like.

7. Cap Reduction. Free agency is always a big deal in the CCFL, because we have a utility that knocks 25% off of everyone's salary cap number, causing free agency to be robust every year. Rebuilding is

8. Web bells and whistles. Lots of web and forum stuff that no other league has, and we're frequently building new toys.

9. Free Sex! Oh, wait, Subby quit. Sorry, no more free sex.

10. High-Activity Trade Market. The combination of the cap crunch and a group of active owners makes the trade market a ton of fun every season and offseason. There are often high-quality salary-dump players and picks on the market. Only two sims have been completed in the current season, yet there are 11 trade blocks and two completed trades already...and we're just getting started.

Seriously, give it a shot. Here's a linky: CURRENT OPENINGS, LATE AUGUST/EARLY SEPTEMBER 2012

Sun Tzu · 09-06-2012, 01:50 PM

I refuse to take part in any league without free sex, hence the reason I'm still in the FOFL.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2012, 02:00 PM

A league without free sex? That shouldn't be a problem. Most FOFC members are in a league of their own anyway.

Pyser · 09-06-2012, 02:16 PM

TB is open too, no?

Great league people. With or without the sex.

Ben E Lou · 09-07-2012, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyser

TB is open too, no?

You are correct. Dallas and Washington have been filled, but TB is open. Just one team left, GET IT NOW!!!1

CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster

QuikSand · 09-07-2012, 08:16 AM

Correction: there is still sex, just no longer free.

gstelmack · 09-07-2012, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

8. Web bells and whistles. Lots of web and forum stuff that no other league has, and we're frequently building new toys.

What have you been holding out on from IHOF, WOOF, BEFL, etc? I feel left out...

Ksyrup · 09-07-2012, 09:05 AM

All this talk about sex, toys, and websites has me wondering if Jim has his target audience all wrong. Maybe that's the major retooling that FOF is undergoing for its big new reveal in a few years.

DougW · 09-07-2012, 09:43 AM

Ben E Lou · 09-07-2012, 12:51 PM

The Washington guy didn't work out. It's open again. Editing first post...

Pyser · 09-07-2012, 04:24 PM

someone take the skins, you are on the clock at 1.4!

Julio Riddols · 09-07-2012, 06:50 PM

Still need a Skins replacement?

Ben E Lou · 09-07-2012, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Still need a Skins replacement?

yes

Julio Riddols · 09-07-2012, 06:57 PM

Fuck it, I'm in. Downloading the files now.

Ben E Lou · 09-07-2012, 08:01 PM

Washington filled. One to go.

Tampa Bay: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (has #27 pick, $50.8M cap space)

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2012, 04:33 AM

Tampa Bay full, but an opening in Denver: CCFL: Denver Broncos Roster

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-20-2012, 11:47 AM

Sex is never truly free.

Ben E Lou · 10-13-2012, 11:57 AM

One opening: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster

Here's what Free Agency in the upcoming offseason is looking like. (Some of these guys will be extended this week, no doubt, but there's no franchise tag, so those that aren't are definitely FAs.):

CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS

Ben E Lou · 10-13-2012, 11:58 AM

Oh, and Cincy has the #4 overall pick in the upcoming draft.

Julio Riddols · 10-13-2012, 12:29 PM

GAHH, I wish I would have joined a year later.

Ben E Lou · 10-13-2012, 01:56 PM

Spot filled.

Ben E Lou · 11-15-2012, 01:23 PM

One opening: CCFL: New Orleans Saints Roster

Ben E Lou · 11-15-2012, 01:24 PM

(Yes, same guy quit both leagues.)

Ben E Lou · 12-05-2012, 04:14 AM

One challenging opening: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster

Ben E Lou · 01-12-2013, 05:38 AM

One opening. You'd have the #3 pick in the draft and a very strong FA class: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster

DOGBYTES: Top Free Agents (All Positions)

RNK	NAME	POS	CUR	FUT	EXP	AGE	HT	WT
1	Joel Wilcox	NT	85	85	10	32	6-3	297
2	Nolan Cobb	WLB	74	74	8	31	6-0	225
3	Drew Watkins	QB	55	55	6	27	6-2	225
4	C.J. Sinclair	C	76	76	7	28	5-11	278
5	Monty Berberich	QB	65	65	12	34	5-11	216
6	Ty Boyd	C	74	74	5	28	6-1	280
7	Rondell Raymond	QB	69	69	15	38	6-2	218
8	Xavier Clements	NT	75	75	5	27	6-3	297
9	Orlando Tittle	WLB	72	72	11	33	6-0	216
10	Van Pond	TE	59	59	9	31	6-4	259
11	Neal Henderson	C	71	71	10	32	6-4	303
12	Troy Richardson	LDT	74	74	13	34	6-2	288
13	Lorenzo Flowers	SS	71	71	11	34	5-11	198
14	Mark Upshaw	QB	41	59	5	26	6-0	198
15	Harold Zumdahl	SS	69	69	13	35	5-11	206

Full FA List, searchable by position: http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/.../greysheet.php

Ben E Lou · 01-14-2013, 07:25 AM

Bump for the Monday crowd.

Ben E Lou · 02-16-2013, 11:55 AM

Two openings for next season. (Regular season just finished.)

CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster
CCFL: Minnesota Vikings Roster

Ben E Lou · 02-17-2013, 11:59 AM

TB taken. Just one opening now.

Ben E Lou · 02-19-2013, 05:34 AM

MIN filled, but MIA has come open.

CCFL: Miami Dolphins Roster

They have the #3 overall pick in next year's draft, and the FA class is looking quite strong:

CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS

Ben E Lou · 02-19-2013, 05:34 AM

(Oh yeah, and they already have a monster-stud WR.)

Vaevictis_386 · 02-20-2013, 07:08 PM

I'll take Miami if they are still open.

Ben E Lou · 02-21-2013, 04:05 AM

Sorry. Full again. Post over there if you want to be put on a wait list.

Ben E Lou · 02-23-2013, 04:15 AM

We may have two more openings. Trying to contact these owners to verify. FA1:2 is on Monday and it's a great class, so I'd like to have active owners in place.

Indy has a great roster:
CCFL: Indianapolis Colts Roster
Cincy has a great QB and the #6 pick in the draft:
CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster

Be ready to claim these if you're interested.

09-07-2012, 09:05 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	All this talk about sex, toys, and websites has me wondering if Jim has his target audience all wrong. Maybe that's the major retooling that FOF is undergoing for its big new reveal in a few years. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-07-2012, 09:43 AM	#9
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	... Last edited by DougW : 09-07-2012 at 11:09 AM.

09-07-2012, 12:51 PM	#10
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	The Washington guy didn't work out. It's open again. Editing first post... __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

09-07-2012, 06:50 PM	#12
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Still need a Skins replacement? __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

09-07-2012, 06:57 PM	#14
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Fuck it, I'm in. Downloading the files now. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 09-07-2012 at 06:59 PM.

09-06-2012, 01:50 PM	#2
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I refuse to take part in any league without free sex, hence the reason I'm still in the FOFL. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 09-06-2012 at 01:50 PM.

09-06-2012, 02:00 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A league without free sex? That shouldn't be a problem. Most FOFC members are in a league of their own anyway. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2012, 02:16 PM	#4
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	TB is open too, no? Great league people. With or without the sex.

09-07-2012, 08:16 AM	#6
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Correction: there is still sex, just no longer free.

09-07-2012, 04:24 PM	#11
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	someone take the skins, you are on the clock at 1.4!

09-07-2012, 08:01 PM	#15
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Washington filled. One to go. Tampa Bay: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster (has #27 pick, $50.8M cap space) __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 09-07-2012 at 08:02 PM.

09-20-2012, 04:33 AM	#16
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Tampa Bay full, but an opening in Denver: CCFL: Denver Broncos Roster __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

09-20-2012, 11:47 AM	#17
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Sex is never truly free.

10-13-2012, 11:57 AM	#18
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	One opening: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster Here's what Free Agency in the upcoming offseason is looking like. (Some of these guys will be extended this week, no doubt, but there's no franchise tag, so those that aren't are definitely FAs.): CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

10-13-2012, 11:58 AM	#19
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Oh, and Cincy has the #4 overall pick in the upcoming draft. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

10-13-2012, 12:29 PM	#20
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	GAHH, I wish I would have joined a year later. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

10-13-2012, 01:56 PM	#21
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Spot filled. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-15-2012, 01:23 PM	#22
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	One opening: CCFL: New Orleans Saints Roster __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-15-2012, 01:24 PM	#23
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	(Yes, same guy quit both leagues.) __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

12-05-2012, 04:14 AM	#24
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	One challenging opening: CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

01-14-2013, 07:25 AM	#26
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Bump for the Monday crowd. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-16-2013, 11:55 AM	#27
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Two openings for next season. (Regular season just finished.) CCFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Roster CCFL: Minnesota Vikings Roster __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-17-2013, 11:59 AM	#28
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	TB taken. Just one opening now. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-19-2013, 05:34 AM	#29
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	MIN filled, but MIA has come open. CCFL: Miami Dolphins Roster They have the #3 overall pick in next year's draft, and the FA class is looking quite strong: CCFL UPCOMING FREE AGENTS __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-20-2013, 07:08 PM	#31
Vaevictis_386 n00b Join Date: Jan 2013	I'll take Miami if they are still open.

02-21-2013, 04:05 AM	#32
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Sorry. Full again. Post over there if you want to be put on a wait list. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-23-2013, 04:15 AM	#33
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	We may have two more openings. Trying to contact these owners to verify. FA1:2 is on Monday and it's a great class, so I'd like to have active owners in place. Indy has a great roster: CCFL: Indianapolis Colts Roster Cincy has a great QB and the #6 pick in the draft: CCFL: Cincinnati Bengals Roster Be ready to claim these if you're interested. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

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