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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Calling Grandma
Today is Grandma's birthday. Grandma is a wonderful person and has a life full of loving family and friends acquired over 80 years. And all of those loving family and friends want to call to wish her a happy birthday. And the retired ones have nothing to do, so they stay on the phone forever. And Grandma does not have call waiting.
The short of it is--it is almost impossible to get through to Grandma on her birthday. I have been trying for two hours off and on with nothing but busy signals. It reminds me of trying to win radio station call-in contests when I was younger. Indeed, I am willing to bet that--on average--it's easier to get tickets to SuperTramp than it is to get in touch with Grandma on her birthday. I hope that I have that many people who love me when I'm known as Grandpa. |
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07-01-2005, 09:59 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boston, Ma
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That was my exact thought reading your post. |
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07-01-2005, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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07-01-2005, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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*Growing* old? Aren't you already there, old man? 
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07-01-2005, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Isn't it possible Grandma unplugs the phone on her birthday because she's sick of you all?
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07-01-2005, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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You can call me. It's my birthday, and nobody has called me yet.
 I guess she's 45 years older than me to the day. |
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07-01-2005, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Yes, yes. Call Kodos. He has grandma hands.
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07-01-2005, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Or Grandma's getting a special lil Birthday gift from Grandpa...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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07-01-2005, 12:39 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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07-01-2005, 03:40 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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lol
Kodos post your number. |
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07-01-2005, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Okay, Norman Bates.
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