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Old 07-07-2004, 06:47 PM   #1
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Hi, I'm actor Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from...

....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"

....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'

....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".

....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".

....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".

....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".

....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".

....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"

....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".

....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".

....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".

....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".

....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".

....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".

....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".

....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".

....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".

....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".

....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair"

....such dates as last nights dinner.

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Phil Hartman, you are still missed.
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:50 PM   #2
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Christmas Ape & Gladys, the Groovy Mule will have to be Albuquerque's draft picks next season in ZFL.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:50 PM   #3
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Unbelievably, it was 10 friggin' years ago today.

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Old 05-28-2008, 03:53 PM   #4
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Wow, that's right. I was in L.A. to try out for Jeopardy on that day.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:11 PM   #5
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Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:20 PM   #6
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:22 PM   #7
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:52 PM   #8
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Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were two of my favorite characters on the Simpsons.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:37 PM   #9
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Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.

My sentiments exactly. Most seem to be caused by their own demons this one was someone else's which makes it harder to take I think.
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:09 PM   #10
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Don't you worry Mrs' Simpson, I watched Matlock in a bar last night....the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the jist of it.

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Old 05-28-2008, 07:30 PM   #11
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Phil Hartman was a comedic genius more in the classical sense than in the modern sense. Not much of that around

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Old 05-29-2008, 05:16 AM   #12
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Sorry, but I believe if you commit Adultery you deserve to die. See you in Hell Phil.


Something tells me Hartman is not cheating on his wife where he is now.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:18 AM   #13
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Hah, sarcastic genius! Great post Horizon.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:31 AM   #14
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"If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me."

"They're dancing Raisinets..."

"And you don't find that frightening?"


You are terribly missed, Phil.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:52 AM   #15
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Hah, sarcastic genius! Great post Horizon.
Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.


I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:55 AM   #16
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Riiiiight.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:14 AM   #17
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What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:22 AM   #18
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Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.


I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?

Mornin', troll!
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:40 AM   #19
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I blame Andy Dick.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:41 AM   #20
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:38 AM   #21
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:52 AM   #22
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What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.

That was closer my understanding. Though I thought she was actually insane, as in clinically. But I don't follow these things terribly closely.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:57 AM   #23
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What affair are you even talking about? Anything I have ever read basically says his wife was on a drug cocktail and lost it one night after she found out he was going to leave her because of her drug problem. I know it the net but try to show just a little class.

This is accurate. She responded by accusing him of having an affair and killing him. It was a very tragic end to one of America's great comedic talents.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:02 AM   #24
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Sorry, I am afraid there was no sarcasm.


I think his wife had every right to gun him down for sleeping around on her. What is so hard about understanding what "Till Death" means?

Wow, what a retard this Horizon character is.

Hartman's wife was taking Zoloft at the time of the murder/suicide. She was crazy and snapped one night.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:14 AM   #25
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Of all the untimely celebrity deaths this was the one that hit me the hardest and always manages to make me depressed.

Yes, me too, he was so unbelievably talented.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:20 AM   #26
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:23 AM   #27
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Forgot how good Hartman's Bubba impression was. Extremely funny stuff.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:00 PM   #28
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Am I mistaken or did the writers of the Simpsons load all the Phil Hartman characters up on a bus and drive them off a cliff in an episode following his death?
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:04 PM   #29
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I really liked News Radio when Phil was on it...and of course his Simpson's stuff was great. Has it really been 10 years? Jesus.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:06 PM   #30
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Am I mistaken or did the writers of the Simpsons load all the Phil Hartman characters up on a bus and drive them off a cliff in an episode following his death?

Not that I recall...
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:22 PM   #31
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I could really care less about his simpsons work, but I miss his excellence on Newsradio and SNL. Very untimely death.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:56 AM   #32
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:59 AM   #33
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:02 AM   #34
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:35 AM   #35
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Old 06-17-2009, 03:41 PM   #36
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I always get a little sad watching Futurama and seeing the Zapp Brannigan character, which was obviously created with Phil Hartman in mind. He would have done the voice had it not been for his death. Billy West does a nice job with it but Hartman would have knocked it out of the park.

I still watch NewsRadio on DVD and he was absolutely nails in that show.

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Old 05-28-2010, 09:47 AM   #37
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12 years ago today. RIP Phil.

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Nice remembering piece...definitely.
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