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Old 06-15-2020, 10:26 AM   #1
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:28 AM   #2
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My top 5 are.

1. Baseball beer- nothing better than a cold beer at a ballgame

2. first beer after beach- nothing better than a cold beer to wash the salt down, bonus points if you're on vacation.

3. Ski Lodge beer- love having a beer after a day on the slopes

4. BBQ Beer- I love grilling with a beer in hand

5. Shower beer- usually means a fun night ahead, sadly this is a rare beer since having kids
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:30 AM   #3
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:33 AM   #4
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Post Yard Work Beer - It signals that you're done and is the most refreshing

Friday After Work Beer - Again, signals end of work week

BBQ Beer

Beer with Dad

Patio Beer.


Honestly I've never heard of a shower beer.
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:34 AM   #5
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Honestly I've never heard of a shower beer.



You mean to tell me you have never taken a beer in the shower getting ready for a night out?

You're doing it wrong.
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:42 AM   #6
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You mean to tell me you have never taken a beer in the shower getting ready for a night out?

You're doing it wrong.

It must be a Jersey thing.
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:51 AM   #7
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It must be a Jersey thing.


Nope. We are shower beer partakers as well down here in TX. In fact on a similar vein, the shower dip is 2nd place to only the After Second Beer Dip.



I'm going with Tailgate Beer
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:55 AM   #8
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1. Vacation/Beach Beer: These sort of merge for me. If I am at the beach, it is likely a vacation. Nothing like a refreshing beer when you are so hot and salty. Bonus because family/friends are around, too.

2. BBQ Beer: I am so accustomed to this, that one time I was in charge of a grillout at a public park where no alcohol was allowed, and I felt legitimately weird standing over hot coals without a beer.

3. Friday after work beer: A chance to be social with work colleagues. A great start to the weekend.

4. Patio beer: I live in a modest house, but we have a great patio. Sitting out with my wife, watching the backyard and having a beer. That's the shit.

5. Beer with Dad: Family is so important. I moved away for college, so I haven't had a lot of beers with Dad. I try to treasure them when I do.
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:05 AM   #9
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+1 on Shower Beer. Way too old for it now, but daydrinking, then heading home and getting ready to go out while drinking in the shower is a rite of passage.

Other than that I agree with Ballpark/Sports beer (sixteen dollar crappy light beer never managed to taste so good) but #1 for me is vacation beer. Sitting by a pool somewhere warm knowing it’s way too early for your third cerveza - absolute perfection.

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Old 06-15-2020, 11:13 AM   #10
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:15 AM   #11
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Agree with Post Yard Work Beer.

I'd toss in

1) Binge watching beer
2) FO76, Civ 6, Stellaris etc. just one more turn/min beer
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:28 AM   #12
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:37 AM   #13
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The "I should probably go to bed now, but I'm going to talk myself into the idea that I need to relax and stay up a bit more with one more beer for mental health reasons before I take on tomorrow's challenges" beer.
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:38 AM   #14
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I have never taken a beer in the shower LOL, didn't even know it was a thing.

Mine
1-Beach beer
2-Football Beer after I get home from practice, especially in August
3-Jacuzzi Beer
4-Baseball Beer
5-BBQ Beer
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Old 06-15-2020, 11:39 AM   #15
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One my dad swears by is the beer when filleting fish that are freshly caught.

Bowling beer.

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Old 06-15-2020, 12:29 PM   #16
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Bowling beer is a good one but it has to be something like an MGD.

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Old 06-15-2020, 12:55 PM   #17
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One anti-favorite beer I've never figured out - the movie beer.

The last thing I want to do when I go to the movies is go to the bathroom, or to concessions. So at the artsy theater where this is possible, I'm basically paying $5 or whatever for one plastic cup of beer that I'll probably finish during the trailers. Kind of pointless.

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Old 06-15-2020, 12:57 PM   #18
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I thought Shower Beer was a joke, tbh. I'll go for Airport Beer. I tend to get the airport mad early so hanging out drinking a beer is always pretty nice.

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Old 06-15-2020, 01:19 PM   #19
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1. Vacation/Lake House Beer
2. Post Yard Work Beer
3. Golf Course Beer
4. Shower Beer
5. BBQ Beer
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Old 06-15-2020, 01:19 PM   #20
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I thought Shower Beer was a joke, tbh. I'll go for Airport Beer. I tend to get the airport mad early so hanging out drinking a beer is always pretty nice.

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I hate the prices of airport beer.

But some of the more interesting conversations I have had with strangers have been at airport bars (or hotel bars) when I was doing business travel alone. It's one of the few places where a lot of people there are alone, and it isn't weird to be at that bar alone, so people are generally willing to strike up conversation.
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Old 06-15-2020, 01:29 PM   #21
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Bowling beer is a good one but it has to be something like an MGD.

I always drink Schlitz when I bowl.
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Old 06-15-2020, 01:46 PM   #22
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I'm not sure I have five of their list that I find list-worthy but I can make it work this way

Concert beer
"beer with dad", amended to be "beer with son" for me.
bleacher/ballpark beer
Solo cup/house party beer
Airport beer (only included because many of them have come with a smoke)
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Old 06-15-2020, 01:51 PM   #23
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One anti-favorite beer I've never figured out - the movie beer.

The last thing I want to do when I go to the movies is go to the bathroom, or to concessions. So at the artsy theater where this is possible, I'm basically paying $5 or whatever for one plastic cup of beer that I'll probably finish during the trailers. Kind of pointless.

One thing I miss about Oregon is movie theaters that sell beer. The My Little Pony movie is a lot more tolerable with a few beers.
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Old 06-15-2020, 01:58 PM   #24
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Not a beer connoisseur so for me there are only 2 requirements, cheap (since I am only leasing it anyway and will piss it out later) and it will get me ripped if I want that.

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Old 06-15-2020, 03:19 PM   #25
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Movie theater beer can be really good. Though, yes, it's gotta be just one to prevent having to go in the middle of the film.

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Old 06-15-2020, 04:12 PM   #26
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1. Golf Course Beer
2. Ballpark Beer
3. BBQ Beer
4. Post Yard Work Beer
5. Shower Beer

My dad doesn't drink, or that would be #1 by a landslide.

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Old 06-15-2020, 04:18 PM   #27
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1. Friday Beer
2. Saturday Beer
3. Sunday Beer
4. Monday Beer
5. Thursday Beer

More seriously:
1. Vacation Beer (our vacations are usually centered around local craft beer)
2. Friday After Work Beer
3. Patio Beer
4. Airport Beer (another excuse to try beer on vacation
5. Golf Course Beer (about the only thing I miss about golf)
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Old 06-15-2020, 05:27 PM   #28
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My dad doesn't drink, or that would be #1 by a landslide.

Same here. My dad will be 90 this year. Anything I can do with him tops my list.
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Old 06-15-2020, 07:14 PM   #29
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One anti-favorite beer I've never figured out - the movie beer.

The last thing I want to do when I go to the movies is go to the bathroom, or to concessions. So at the artsy theater where this is possible, I'm basically paying $5 or whatever for one plastic cup of beer that I'll probably finish during the trailers. Kind of pointless.

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One thing I miss about Oregon is movie theaters that sell beer. The My Little Pony movie is a lot more tolerable with a few beers.

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Movie theater beer can be really good. Though, yes, it's gotta be just one to prevent having to go in the middle of the film.

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My first experience with Movie Theater beer was at age 18 as a freshman in college. In true collegiate fashion, we snuck some 40 oz malt liquor in and sat way in the back to avoid as much suspicion as possible.

Of course, my roommate knocked over his bottle almost immediately and the extraordinarily loud "roll-roll-roll-ka-CHUNK...roll-roll-roll-ka-CHUNK" as it rolled down every stair in the place was hilarious.
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Old 06-15-2020, 10:24 PM   #30
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