Online dating - Page 8

Julio Riddols · 04-18-2012, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

FOF: Front Office Online Dating?

This would probably actually be a fun game.

Rizon · 04-18-2012, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

This would probably actually be a fun game.

We should have a DON tournament (Date or Not).

Rizon · 04-18-2012, 01:07 PM

Maybe make the poll public and post it on the Lifetime Channel's forums.

sterlingice · 04-18-2012, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

This would probably actually be a fun game.

I think Japan has a lot of those games

SI

Julio Riddols · 04-18-2012, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

NSFW
hxxp://www.realdoll.com/

After you decide to bring your "new girlfriend" to meet the parents, your mom makes what sounds like an obvious joke with regards to her first impression of the new lady in your life...

"Oh, LonelyGuy, that Trudy is a real d-"

Flustered, you shout incredulously, "SHUT UP MOM!"

"Whatever do you mean? I was going to say she is a real down to earth girl, whats wrong with that?"

Then you spend the next 3 months in seclusion, wondering if they know.. A deep resentment for your doll builds.. A week later you're back on the dating sites again while your most recent ex sinks deeper into the lake you threw her in..

Several years later, during a search for a drowning victim, your doll is discovered. She matches the description of the girl that drowned, but appears to have been used for practice in some sort of sick game while you plotted to murder the real drowning victim.. Or at least that's what the police think happened. You have no alibi because you're forever alone, and your DNA is found on (in) the real doll..

6 months later you're behind bars for a crime you didn't commit, wondering why you ever thought you could get away with bringing that stupid doll to meet the folks in the first place.

I've seen it a million times.

jeff061 · 04-18-2012, 01:22 PM

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - IMDb

Julio Riddols · 04-18-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I think Japan has a lot of those games

SI

They have them, but not in a deep text based simulation format. I would love to try and choose between 33 year old Becky who has a rash personality but is generally sweet and nurturing although she has less upside than 27 year old Brenda who is your ideal girl as far as looks go, but has some red flags in her personality profile.. Although she could potentially become more stable over time..

Then you choose one and dating begins. During dating you must manage your work week and find time to meet up with her while deciding what to do when you take her out based on her interests, which are slowly unlocked as you continue dating. If her interests are too incompatible with yours, it can cause volatility hits in the relationship, causing fights which can lead to being placed in the doghouse or even a break up. There is always a chance of getting back together, but in the mean time, she may find another dude to date and may become unavailable, or she may remain disinterested. Now your morale is falling and it brings down your attractiveness level as you develop neuroses that cause your personality profile to change, further hindering you in your search.

Will you rebound and find a girl who suits you and make it to the ultimate goal of happy marriage? Or will you rush to the chapel with an ever increasing number of bitches and evil cunts who drain your pocketbook and morale, leaving you at the end of your career as a grumpy 6 time divorcee with a horrible, lonely disposition?

Julio Riddols · 04-18-2012, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - IMDb

An excellent film, IMO.

Rizon · 04-18-2012, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

After you decide to bring your "new girlfriend" to meet the parents, your mom makes what sounds like an obvious joke with regards to her first impression of the new lady in your life...

"Oh, LonelyGuy, that Trudy is a real d-"

Flustered, you shout incredulously, "SHUT UP MOM!"

"Whatever do you mean? I was going to say she is a real down to earth girl, whats wrong with that?"

Then you spend the next 3 months in seclusion, wondering if they know.. A deep resentment for your doll builds.. A week later you're back on the dating sites again while your most recent ex sinks deeper into the lake you threw her in..

Several years later, during a search for a drowning victim, your doll is discovered. She matches the description of the girl that drowned, but appears to have been used for practice in some sort of sick game while you plotted to murder the real drowning victim.. Or at least that's what the police think happened. You have no alibi because you're forever alone, and your DNA is found on (in) the real doll..

6 months later you're behind bars for a crime you didn't commit, wondering why you ever thought you could get away with bringing that stupid doll to meet the folks in the first place.

I've seen it a million times.

Izulde · 04-18-2012, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I think Japan has a lot of those games

SI

Seasons of the Sakura is probably my favorite.

Chief Rum · 04-18-2012, 02:21 PM

Suck your, uh... what?

JediKooter · 04-18-2012, 03:50 PM

WTF is wrong with Japan?

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-18-2012, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

WTF is wrong with Japan?

They build nuclear power plants on one of the world's major fault lines. But that's not important right now.

jeff061 · 04-18-2012, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

WTF is wrong with Japan?

Googling this can easily kill an hour.

PilotMan · 04-18-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

After you decide to bring your "new girlfriend" to meet the parents, your mom makes what sounds like an obvious joke with regards to her first impression of the new lady in your life...

"Oh, LonelyGuy, that Trudy is a real d-"

Flustered, you shout incredulously, "SHUT UP MOM!"

"Whatever do you mean? I was going to say she is a real down to earth girl, whats wrong with that?"

Then you spend the next 3 months in seclusion, wondering if they know.. A deep resentment for your doll builds.. A week later you're back on the dating sites again while your most recent ex sinks deeper into the lake you threw her in..

Several years later, during a search for a drowning victim, your doll is discovered. She matches the description of the girl that drowned, but appears to have been used for practice in some sort of sick game while you plotted to murder the real drowning victim.. Or at least that's what the police think happened. You have no alibi because you're forever alone, and your DNA is found on (in) the real doll..

6 months later you're behind bars for a crime you didn't commit, wondering why you ever thought you could get away with bringing that stupid doll to meet the folks in the first place.

I've seen it a million times.

This was brilliant. Back to back posts that might be the best we've seen for a while. Bravo.

JediKooter · 04-18-2012, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

They build nuclear power plants on one of the world's major fault lines. But that's not important right now.

A hospital? What is it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Googling this can easily kill an hour.

See? Now my curiosity is telling me to google that. Off to the google/wikipedia rabbit hole I go.....

oykib · 04-18-2012, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

An excellent film, IMO.

What the what?!

That movie was awful!

I think I still have the remnants of a headache from my GF trying to make me sit through that movie two years ago.

Galaxy · 04-18-2012, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Oh yes. Those too. I refuse to play the guessing game.

I just pass them by and ask them if the one on the right is free.

Julio Riddols · 04-19-2012, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oykib

What the what?!

That movie was awful!

I think I still have the remnants of a headache from my GF trying to make me sit through that movie two years ago.

I'm into that quirky shit. I also like that it was an original idea.

Poli · 04-19-2012, 09:28 AM

I enjoyed the juggling of women, but the danger of forgetting what details I shared with each girl made it troublesome. If I said, "remember when..." and it just happened to be with someone different, I was in potential hot water with her.

Slam dunk if it was a recent movie or a restaurant.

I got called out on a detail one time...after that I was definitely more careful.

Maybe I should have put a spreadsheet together.

JediKooter · 04-19-2012, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

I just pass them by and ask them if the one on the right is free.

I think I'm going to try that or maybe a variant of that. Something like: "Hey the one on the left is really pretty. There's no way that can't be you".

Pumpy Tudors · 04-19-2012, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - IMDb

I didn't really "get" that movie. It was OK, but I have no desire to watch it again.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2012, 12:59 PM

Attractive, fit male searching for cuddling, affection, and romance!

Grover · 04-20-2012, 01:03 PM

Those deal breakers are mind-boggling.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2012, 01:04 PM

The add-on at the end almost screams fake, but who knows.

Izulde · 04-20-2012, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Attractive, fit male searching for cuddling, affection, and romance!

I'm having trouble imagining a girl who wouldn't fall under dealbreaker #4 unless she's in prison or a mental institution.

Shit, even my frequently misogynistic ass has female friends.

Grover · 04-20-2012, 01:10 PM

"You're not allowed to have guy friends, I have no girl friends, but you have to be down for DP."

Izulde · 04-20-2012, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

"You're not allowed to have guy friends, I have no girl friends, but you have to be down for DP."

So he's a tentacle monster in disguise.

DaddyTorgo · 04-20-2012, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Attractive, fit male searching for cuddling, affection, and romance!

LMAO

Wow. Be interested to know what kind of responses he got to that.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

"You're not allowed to have guy friends, I have no girl friends, but you have to be down for DP."

Don't worry, they weren't my friends. They were my clients.

JediKooter · 04-20-2012, 01:29 PM

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I've found some womans are REALLY into it, while other womans aren't.

I didn't really catch any other bad spelling or grammar until I got to this line. This makes it sound fake to me...well, in addition to the whole thing. What guy is going to be that long winded? It's almost as if a chick wrote it out of frustration or her view of trying to find her soul mate on craigslist.

Subby · 04-20-2012, 01:43 PM

I would be willing to bet that personal pulls in a metric fucton of hot DP tail for that guy.

Passacaglia · 04-20-2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

I would be willing to bet that personal pulls in a metric fucton of hot DP tail for that guy.

And his troll of a friend?

Galaxy · 04-20-2012, 06:24 PM

Digital Life - Man's dating spreadsheet goes viral, may have legal consequences

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Creepy Finance Guy With Spreadsheet of Match.com 'Prospects' Says He Was Just Trying to Be Organized

Galaxy · 04-20-2012, 06:25 PM

BTW, the author pulled the ad...Damn!

jeff061 · 04-20-2012, 07:06 PM

I'm glad they are coming down on the girl and not the guy. That spreadsheet was pretty benign.

JediKooter · 04-20-2012, 07:32 PM

That story is useless without pix....

Galaxy · 04-21-2012, 03:00 PM

I saw these stats/story today:
Under 5'5" Guys
"Height is the number one request I hear from my female clients, with the average request coming in at 6 feet. But, those same clients are surprised to know that only 14 percent of men in the U.S. meet or exceed that clearance level. Height is sought for the feeling of masculinity it embodies. However, masculinity is the combination of physical prowess (height is only a portion of this component), courage, and honor - he may be vertically challenged, but if he makes up for it in other areas, this guy is a keeper!"

Introverted Guys

30-50% of men are reportedly introverts. This means that there are as many as 20 million single introverted men in the U.S. I've often said that introverts are invisible on the dating scene because it's unlikely that they will approach you and you may overlook them because of the distraction caused by their more dominant, extroverted counterparts. The quiet guy is one you should engage in conversation -- research shows that they are the most romantic lovers!
No Flava Guys

I'm calling out my cousins as well as wife's friends (sorry, ladies!) on this one...I always hear about a guy who's been tossed aside because he doesn't know why the bottom of your shoes are red, his suits aren't bespoke, and he's too nice. The "he's a cornball" excuse can only last so long. Having 'flava' says NOTHING about what's most important, the husband he will be and also the father he will be to your children...'flava' is like sprinkles on a hot donut from Krispy Kreme...nice but not necessary.
Momma's Boy Guys

I moderate a popular Twitter show called Modern Day Matchmaker Wednesday where I match a bachelor or bachelorette with a date. I've never seen a faster demise of a bachelor than when one said he was a Momma's boy. What's ironic is that a man's relationship with his mother is often indicative of how he will treat his wife. Give these guys another chance...
Long Distance Guys

Most people look for someone within 25 miles of their home...thinking they will see them frequently. However, what's interesting is that most of us married folk see our spouses less than 20 hours per week (given long work days, travel, etc). As long as planes fly, I'm for dating everywhere...don't let distance stop you...most of us would relocate for career or education...why not extend the same thought for love?
Unemployed Guys

The state of our economy has forced a lot of great guys into involuntary unemployment. He may not have a job today, but tomorrow he may be the VP at a Fortune 500 company. If his values match your own and you can determine that he has strong drive and determination, see this guy through the tough times and better days will be ahead.
Too Young/Too Old Guys

How many times have you said you won't date anyone more than 5 years older or younger than you (or some variation of this)? We must remove the mental tags from age requirements in dating. If we want someone that can "relate" to us, a number won't necessarily determine that. Put down your boundaries and plenty of new potential will open up (as long as you're not scouring school grounds!)
Man-Boob Guys

My favorite line from a client was that she refuses to date someone with "a cup size bigger than her own." From my research, being heavy is the second most undesirable trait in a man (right under being short - no pun intended). Let's face it, we're a nation of overweight people trying to lose weight. If health and fitness are a part of your lifestyle, chances are he'll adopt some of your healthy habits. My wife and I motivate each other with fitness challenges. Friendly competition can yield sweet rewards!
Caveman Guys

Just because his fingernails are dirty and his breath smells like fertilizer doesn't mean he'll never figure out how to remove his cuticles or that flossing isn't done exclusively in a drop-top. "Shopping" is one style of dating, but I prefer "investing." Look at your possible mate from the inside out - perhaps the qualities that can't be seen are worth much more than those that are visible. All beautifully cut diamonds started in the rough.
9 Underrated Men & Why You Should Date Them - MSN Living

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-28-2012, 06:25 PM

Saw a group photo posted on a dating site where there are multiply women, let's call them A, B, C & D. The woman who posted it is "D." In no photo do I look at woman D and find her attractive. Woman A on the other hand... Nice. Very nice.

Probably a bad idea to write & ask "Is your friend available?"

DaddyTorgo · 04-28-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Saw a group photo posted on a dating site where there are multiply women, let's call them A, B, C & D. The woman who posted it is "D." In no photo do I look at woman D and find her attractive. Woman A on the other hand... Nice. Very nice.

Probably a bad idea to write & ask "Is your friend available?"

Might as well - I mean what do you have to lost?

Buccaneer · 04-28-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

NSFW
hxxp://www.realdoll.com/

Wow. I had no idea.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-28-2012, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Wow. I had no idea.

It's scary that there are guys that order and have sex with these things...

Buccaneer · 04-28-2012, 07:33 PM

and at $5000+ (if I saw that right)?!?

Julio Riddols · 04-28-2012, 08:19 PM

5000 bucks, one time payment, never have to buy her anything else, hear her bitch, let her drag you to see Twilight or her relatives, flip out on you irrationally, or cheat on you. Pretty good deal for some guys, I am sure. I don't hate women by any means, but when I break it down like this it seems pretty rational to make such an investment.

tarcone · 04-28-2012, 09:03 PM

Cherry2000.
When her parts go bad, will you be able to get replacement parts? Or will the model be discontinued?

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-28-2012, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

Cherry2000.
When her parts go bad, will you be able to get replacement parts? Or will the model be discontinued?

So that's what get's ya?

Galaxy · 04-30-2012, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

It's scary that there are guys that order and have sex with these things...

Yeah, wtf!

Autumn · 04-30-2012, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Yeah, wtf!

Methinks though protesteth too much.

Ksyrup · 04-30-2012, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Just because his fingernails are dirty and his breath smells like fertilizer doesn't mean he'll never figure out how to remove his cuticles or that flossing isn't done exclusively in a drop-top. "Shopping" is one style of dating, but I prefer "investing." Look at your possible mate from the inside out - perhaps the qualities that can't be seen are worth much more than those that are visible. All beautifully cut diamonds started in the rough.

Glad to see the "you can change him!" female mindset is still alive and well.

Today it's bad breath, tomorrow it's that black eye.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-30-2012, 11:03 AM

Proving once again the grass is always greener...

Thursday I heard from the woman I had a date with in December. She wanted to get together. Friday she said Sunday afternoon looked best for her. Saturday she emails me that we're still on. Sunday? She emails me at noon that she just got up. I call. She's waiting on the guy to come mow her lawn. I call at about 5. She just got in from the store & thinks she needs a nap. I told her "if you wake up, call me." No call.

So I go online & look around, finding the prospects here in Detroit underwhelming (to say the least.) I punch in my old NYC zip code & voila! The women were mostly beautiful & seemed cool. I even sent a quick note to one that really hit me where it counts that she made me wish I hadn't moved from the Bronx. She even replied, thanking me & wishing me luck.

She would not have been single, nor replied if she had been, if I were still there...

Fuck you, and your "law," Murphy. You prick.

04-18-2012, 01:22 PM	#356
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - IMDb __________________

04-18-2012, 02:21 PM	#361
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Suck your, uh... what? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-18-2012, 03:50 PM	#362
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	WTF is wrong with Japan? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-19-2012, 09:28 AM	#370
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I enjoyed the juggling of women, but the danger of forgetting what details I shared with each girl made it troublesome. If I said, "remember when..." and it just happened to be with someone different, I was in potential hot water with her. Slam dunk if it was a recent movie or a restaurant. I got called out on a detail one time...after that I was definitely more careful. Maybe I should have put a spreadsheet together. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-20-2012, 12:59 PM	#373
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Attractive, fit male searching for cuddling, affection, and romance! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-20-2012, 01:03 PM	#374
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Those deal breakers are mind-boggling. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

04-20-2012, 01:04 PM	#375
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The add-on at the end almost screams fake, but who knows. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-20-2012, 01:10 PM	#377
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	"You're not allowed to have guy friends, I have no girl friends, but you have to be down for DP." __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

04-20-2012, 01:43 PM	#382
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I would be willing to bet that personal pulls in a metric fucton of hot DP tail for that guy. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-20-2012, 06:25 PM	#385
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	BTW, the author pulled the ad...Damn!

04-20-2012, 07:06 PM	#386
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	I'm glad they are coming down on the girl and not the guy. That spreadsheet was pretty benign. __________________

04-20-2012, 07:32 PM	#387
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	That story is useless without pix.... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-21-2012, 03:00 PM	#388
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I saw these stats/story today: Under 5'5" Guys "Height is the number one request I hear from my female clients, with the average request coming in at 6 feet. But, those same clients are surprised to know that only 14 percent of men in the U.S. meet or exceed that clearance level. Height is sought for the feeling of masculinity it embodies. However, masculinity is the combination of physical prowess (height is only a portion of this component), courage, and honor - he may be vertically challenged, but if he makes up for it in other areas, this guy is a keeper!" Introverted Guys 30-50% of men are reportedly introverts. This means that there are as many as 20 million single introverted men in the U.S. I've often said that introverts are invisible on the dating scene because it's unlikely that they will approach you and you may overlook them because of the distraction caused by their more dominant, extroverted counterparts. The quiet guy is one you should engage in conversation -- research shows that they are the most romantic lovers! No Flava Guys I'm calling out my cousins as well as wife's friends (sorry, ladies!) on this one...I always hear about a guy who's been tossed aside because he doesn't know why the bottom of your shoes are red, his suits aren't bespoke, and he's too nice. The "he's a cornball" excuse can only last so long. Having 'flava' says NOTHING about what's most important, the husband he will be and also the father he will be to your children...'flava' is like sprinkles on a hot donut from Krispy Kreme...nice but not necessary. Momma's Boy Guys I moderate a popular Twitter show called Modern Day Matchmaker Wednesday where I match a bachelor or bachelorette with a date. I've never seen a faster demise of a bachelor than when one said he was a Momma's boy. What's ironic is that a man's relationship with his mother is often indicative of how he will treat his wife. Give these guys another chance... Long Distance Guys Most people look for someone within 25 miles of their home...thinking they will see them frequently. However, what's interesting is that most of us married folk see our spouses less than 20 hours per week (given long work days, travel, etc). As long as planes fly, I'm for dating everywhere...don't let distance stop you...most of us would relocate for career or education...why not extend the same thought for love? Unemployed Guys The state of our economy has forced a lot of great guys into involuntary unemployment. He may not have a job today, but tomorrow he may be the VP at a Fortune 500 company. If his values match your own and you can determine that he has strong drive and determination, see this guy through the tough times and better days will be ahead. Too Young/Too Old Guys How many times have you said you won't date anyone more than 5 years older or younger than you (or some variation of this)? We must remove the mental tags from age requirements in dating. If we want someone that can "relate" to us, a number won't necessarily determine that. Put down your boundaries and plenty of new potential will open up (as long as you're not scouring school grounds!) Man-Boob Guys My favorite line from a client was that she refuses to date someone with "a cup size bigger than her own." From my research, being heavy is the second most undesirable trait in a man (right under being short - no pun intended). Let's face it, we're a nation of overweight people trying to lose weight. If health and fitness are a part of your lifestyle, chances are he'll adopt some of your healthy habits. My wife and I motivate each other with fitness challenges. Friendly competition can yield sweet rewards! Caveman Guys Just because his fingernails are dirty and his breath smells like fertilizer doesn't mean he'll never figure out how to remove his cuticles or that flossing isn't done exclusively in a drop-top. "Shopping" is one style of dating, but I prefer "investing." Look at your possible mate from the inside out - perhaps the qualities that can't be seen are worth much more than those that are visible. All beautifully cut diamonds started in the rough. 9 Underrated Men & Why You Should Date Them - MSN Living

04-28-2012, 06:25 PM	#389
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Saw a group photo posted on a dating site where there are multiply women, let's call them A, B, C & D. The woman who posted it is "D." In no photo do I look at woman D and find her attractive. Woman A on the other hand... Nice. Very nice. Probably a bad idea to write & ask "Is your friend available?" Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 04-28-2012 at 06:25 PM.

04-28-2012, 07:33 PM	#393
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	and at $5000+ (if I saw that right)?!?

04-28-2012, 08:19 PM	#394
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	5000 bucks, one time payment, never have to buy her anything else, hear her bitch, let her drag you to see Twilight or her relatives, flip out on you irrationally, or cheat on you. Pretty good deal for some guys, I am sure. I don't hate women by any means, but when I break it down like this it seems pretty rational to make such an investment. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

04-28-2012, 09:03 PM	#395
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Cherry2000. When her parts go bad, will you be able to get replacement parts? Or will the model be discontinued?

04-30-2012, 11:03 AM	#400
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Proving once again the grass is always greener... Thursday I heard from the woman I had a date with in December. She wanted to get together. Friday she said Sunday afternoon looked best for her. Saturday she emails me that we're still on. Sunday? She emails me at noon that she just got up. I call. She's waiting on the guy to come mow her lawn. I call at about 5. She just got in from the store & thinks she needs a nap. I told her "if you wake up, call me." No call. So I go online & look around, finding the prospects here in Detroit underwhelming (to say the least.) I punch in my old NYC zip code & voila! The women were mostly beautiful & seemed cool. I even sent a quick note to one that really hit me where it counts that she made me wish I hadn't moved from the Bronx. She even replied, thanking me & wishing me luck. She would not have been single, nor replied if she had been, if I were still there... Fuck you, and your "law," Murphy. You prick.

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