ping: Audrina

Subby · 04-16-2010, 01:13 PM

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.

Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!

Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best...

Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.

So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

Pumpy Tudors · 04-16-2010, 01:14 PM

So Subby is a spambot. I could've told you that shit 6 years ago.

Passacaglia · 04-16-2010, 01:23 PM

i thought i was gage cool

Pumpy Tudors · 04-16-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

i thought i was gage cool

That's what I call you around my family.

Mustang · 04-16-2010, 01:25 PM

Naked pictures? Someone named Audrina?

Google calls...

Edit: Little did I realize this was some celebrity spat bitchfest. I feel dumber for now knowing this.

DaddyTorgo · 04-16-2010, 01:52 PM

subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery...

Subby · 04-16-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery...

Yes? Everybody knows that?

The Superficial has your back: The Superficial - Spencer Pratt attacks Audrina's wonk-boobs

DaddyTorgo · 04-16-2010, 02:43 PM

oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

Dr. Sak · 04-16-2010, 02:48 PM

If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.

RedKingGold · 04-16-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

subby's married?

Not only that, but he's had sex at least four times!

EDIT: With a girl!

stevew · 04-16-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

Sure thing.

flounder · 04-16-2010, 03:45 PM

It's not that she's ugly. She just looks like a resident of the uncanny valley.

Easy Mac · 04-16-2010, 04:06 PM

I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.

claphamsa · 04-16-2010, 04:18 PM

i dont know who any of these people are

DaddyTorgo · 04-16-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.

just because i'm not pulling in any ass doesn't mean i should lower my standards

claphamsa · 04-16-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

just because i'm not pulling in any ass doesn't mean i should lower my standards

yes it does....

DaddyTorgo · 04-16-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

yes it does....

to you maybe. i prefer to retain my standards and die alone.

i've come to terms with the fact that at this point i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life, and frankly...i'm alright with that. my money is my own, my time is my own, i don't have to answer to anybody except myself.

spleen1015 · 04-16-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.

I don't know what you're talking about. He has the Captain America mask tattooed on his face.

Dr. Sak · 04-16-2010, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

to you maybe. i prefer to retain my standards and die alone.

i've come to terms with the fact that at this point i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life, and frankly...i'm alright with that. my money is my own, my time is my own, i don't have to answer to anybody except myself.

Having standards are good and sticking by them is even better, but sometimes you have to be realistic at the same time that's all I am saying. No she's not the hottest chick but calling her a 2 bagger is crazy IMO.

Chief Rum · 04-16-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Having standards are good and sticking by them is even better, but sometimes you have to be realistic at the same time that's all I am saying. No she's not the hottest chick but calling her a 2 bagger is crazy IMO.

Yeah, I agree with this. She annoys the hell out of me, and all the coverage she gets from the media annoys me. But I'm on in a flash if I get a chance. I know many two baggers. She's better looking than they are.

Rizon · 04-16-2010, 07:20 PM

wtf are all these "celebs"? Never heard of em.

DaddyTorgo · 04-16-2010, 09:00 PM

with that face? seriously?? it makes me fucking CRINGE to look at it

sovereignstar · 04-16-2010, 09:27 PM

Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare.

BEFORE

AFTER

Bad-example · 04-16-2010, 09:29 PM

7.5
6
4

RainMaker · 04-16-2010, 09:33 PM

Swaggs · 04-16-2010, 09:54 PM

I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town.

She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world.

sovereignstar · 04-16-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town.

She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world.

Sorry, but you're fucking nuts.

Apathetic Lurker · 04-16-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

but after a night of chugging vodka and tea at Mr Goodbar's and eating 2-4-1 pizza next door, I'd be ready to play slap n tickle with her..without the 2 bags...

Ksyrup · 04-16-2010, 11:25 PM

She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty.

RainMaker · 04-16-2010, 11:36 PM

Seems a few of you might be more interested in this:

Than in this:

Ksyrup · 04-16-2010, 11:38 PM

Actually, this is the first time I've seen either of them, and neither interest me for any reason.

Bad-example · 04-17-2010, 12:44 PM

No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.

MJ4H · 04-17-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad-example

No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.

MJ4H · 04-17-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare.

BEFORE

AFTER

Next photo in the series:

sovereignstar · 04-17-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Seems a few of you might be more interested in this

Only pics within the last month or so apply. Google images will not give the right impression of what she looks like in the present.

Autumn · 04-18-2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty.

Yes, this. Those earlier pictures, which I've never seen, look decent. But I would run the other way from current day Montag, with those creepy eyes and that leathery face. She looks like that mummy fashion designer.

Drake · 04-18-2010, 10:25 AM

MJ4H's addition to that sequence made me LOL.

Excellent.

04-16-2010, 01:14 PM	#2
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	So Subby is a spambot. I could've told you that shit 6 years ago. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-16-2010, 01:25 PM	#5
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Naked pictures? Someone named Audrina? Google calls... Edit: Little did I realize this was some celebrity spat bitchfest. I feel dumber for now knowing this. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 04-16-2010 at 01:56 PM.

04-16-2010, 01:52 PM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery... __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

04-16-2010, 02:43 PM	#8
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

04-16-2010, 04:18 PM	#14
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	i dont know who any of these people are __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

04-16-2010, 01:23 PM	#3
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	i thought i was gage cool

04-16-2010, 02:48 PM	#9
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.

04-16-2010, 03:45 PM	#12
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	It's not that she's ugly. She just looks like a resident of the uncanny valley.

04-16-2010, 04:06 PM	#13
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.

04-16-2010, 09:00 PM	#22
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	with that face? seriously?? it makes me fucking CRINGE to look at it __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

04-16-2010, 09:27 PM	#23
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare. BEFORE AFTER Last edited by sovereignstar : 04-16-2010 at 09:28 PM.

04-16-2010, 09:29 PM	#24
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	7.5 6 4

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04-16-2010, 09:54 PM	#26
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town. She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

04-16-2010, 11:25 PM	#29
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 04-16-2010 at 11:38 PM.

04-16-2010, 11:36 PM	#30
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Seems a few of you might be more interested in this: Than in this:

04-16-2010, 11:38 PM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Actually, this is the first time I've seen either of them, and neither interest me for any reason. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-17-2010, 12:44 PM	#32
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.

04-18-2010, 10:25 AM	#37
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	MJ4H's addition to that sequence made me LOL. Excellent.

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