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05-12-2010, 08:15 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Random Thoughts That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread Go Here
Mantracker is an awesome show.
Cosplay is a word I don't know the meaning of. I love blackbox for windows more than almost anything. Seeing fat people helps me stay motivated to work-out regularly. I once cried at the beauty of a full moon rising while driving to work. I fully expect great success from this thread. |
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05-12-2010, 08:28 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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That 50 Chicken McNuggets for $10 wasn't really the good idea to order and eat it seemed to be at the time.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-12-2010, 08:45 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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The word 'moist' sounds like what it describes.
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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce |
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05-12-2010, 08:50 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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The stinging nettles in my backyard are like evil ninjas poised to unleash their venomous barbs upon my exposed elbows and shins.
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Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross |
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05-12-2010, 09:04 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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Four indoor dogs is at least one too many, no matter how small they are.
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05-12-2010, 09:19 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm done.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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05-12-2010, 09:23 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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I know people have a global greivance with the concept of diet soda. Fine. Not the point here.
The point is -- who the fuck puts 5 grams of sugar (and 6 grams of carbohydrates) into a diet soda? (See diet orange crush) |
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05-12-2010, 09:29 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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I hate the Red Sox
I want one more season of the The Shield |
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05-12-2010, 09:32 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Interesting, since I know what cosplay is (at least the general concept) but have no clue what "blackbox for windows" is.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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05-12-2010, 09:35 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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Heroes Season 4 was easily forgettable.
I have a secret crush on Shakira. These goddamn fruit flies are pissing me off. |
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05-12-2010, 09:37 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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I would pay a monthly premium to have someone come around my house once a week and fill the gas tanks in my cars so I wouldn't have to stop at the gas station.
I'd be willing to pay extra if they'd top off the lawn mower. |
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05-12-2010, 09:39 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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On campus the other day, I saw a young woman with the most perfect ass I have ever seen in my life. She was talking to her dad on the phone, and it dawned on me for the first time that her dad was probably a guy my age.
It made me feel creepy in a really sexy way. |
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05-12-2010, 09:46 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I have an irrational dislike for people who watch LOST and post about it in their Facebook status updates.
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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce |
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05-12-2010, 09:52 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I have the same beef with Propel.
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05-12-2010, 09:56 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I almost burst into tears every time I see the clip of Joe Sakic handing the Stanley Cup to Ray Bourque. Nothing in the world chokes me up faster than that.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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05-12-2010, 09:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Completely unrelated, but I saw Bo bo McCalebb playing in the Euroleage final 4 the other night. Dude is quick.
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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce |
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05-12-2010, 09:58 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.
I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously. |
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05-12-2010, 10:01 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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I don't care how much science is behind it, but the "your steak should be the size of a deck of cards" has got to be the most ridiculously irritating thing anyone has ever said to me.
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05-12-2010, 10:02 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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05-12-2010, 10:05 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Do you ever post things back like "I saw you through your back window when you were doing that, you looked nice," or "You took exactly 51 minutes inside Wal-Mart, I know because I was in the parking lot timing you," and things like that in a general creepy way?
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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05-12-2010, 10:11 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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I miss being 25.
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05-12-2010, 10:13 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Isn't that what diet is? Less calories than the original? |
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05-12-2010, 10:22 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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This is cosplay:  |
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05-12-2010, 10:25 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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You're not helping.
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05-12-2010, 10:27 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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I'm going to miss Gene Hunt
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05-12-2010, 10:33 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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I was recently made aware that there are "vast numbers" of women out there who honestly believe that their husbands never think of anyone but them during sex and consider the very notion of it the equivalent of being cheated on.
This blows my mind. |
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05-12-2010, 10:33 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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This is also cosplay:  |
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05-12-2010, 10:40 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-12-2010, 10:51 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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All is forgiven. You can help me anytime. |
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05-12-2010, 10:52 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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A friend of mine had her breasts enhanced, I'm gonna ask if if I can cop a feel next month.
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05-12-2010, 10:59 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Watch season one of Archer. |
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05-12-2010, 11:28 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NY
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Long story short..
Told a friend I was gonna watch some shows on my DVR then it's lights out... Convo leads to what the phrase "lights out" means... He takes it literally, as in the lights will be turned out and subsequently go to sleep.. I told him he's on crack, I've never heard someone take it like that... To me, and what I thought was the rest of the world, "lights out" indicates I'm gonna knock the eff out, as in i just took a straight right to the jaw from Brock Lesnar Last edited by JS19 : 05-12-2010 at 11:39 PM. |
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05-12-2010, 11:39 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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I love Sam Adams Summer Ale and wish it was served year round. I hate the Sam Adams Lager though.
Meg Whitman is not attractive |
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05-12-2010, 11:39 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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 Another example of cosplay. And Lights Out can mean both things, depending on context, although I'm most familiar with it as your friend interprets it.
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05-12-2010, 11:46 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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I'm confused by this story. You're saying you told your friend you'll watch some shows, and then "lights out"... you couldn't have meant you're gonna go kick the crap out of someone after watching some shows? So you're saying it's bedtime. But then you say your friend thinks it means bedtime and you think it means kick the crap out of someone? |
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05-12-2010, 11:49 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NY
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Negative... perhaps I worded it poorly. We both had the same general idea, that I'm going to sleep. When I say lights out, I mean it as I'm absolutely exhausted and I'm gonna pass out, as in I just got knocked out. He thinks of it as you are literally gonna turn the lights out and fall asleep. Same idea, I know, just different interpretations. |
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05-12-2010, 11:50 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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Well I think it's actually the same thing. I've never thought of the "going to sleep" version meaning literally turn the lights off. I always assumed lights out = "nothing going on upstairs". Whether it is because of being knocked out or just generally falling asleep seems irrelevant.
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05-12-2010, 11:59 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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05-13-2010, 12:05 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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I hate it when I stumble while walking near a window, and for a second my brain is like "OHFUCKI'MGONNAFALLOUTTATHATWINDOW!"
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05-13-2010, 12:06 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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One of those perfect moments in life:
I was driving across the plains of eastern New Mexico back in '92 around 3am. Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in the Sky" was playing, and there was an awesome lightning display from a thunderstorm out in the distance.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-13-2010, 12:43 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Overly cutesy kids in movies piss me off.
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05-13-2010, 06:32 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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had a similar moment flying into Syracuse during a snowstorm while listening to Zeppelin's In The Light.
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05-13-2010, 06:50 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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Danica McKellar is still smoking hot.
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05-13-2010, 06:50 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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For the record, I have seen many examples of cosplay. I still don't know what the word means. Nor where it comes from and why it is used instead of "dress-up" for example.
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05-13-2010, 07:08 AM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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05-13-2010, 07:41 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: speak to the trout
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cosplay = shorter version of costume play
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05-13-2010, 08:22 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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I think one of them is a Justin Bieber.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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05-13-2010, 08:34 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This probably deserves its own thread, and it's not really a random thought...well fuck, I think I'm in the wrong thread.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-13-2010, 09:36 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Twitter via Tweetdeck has revolutionized the way I consume the web. I can't remember the last time I watched the news.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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05-13-2010, 09:40 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I miss sunshine punch Kool Aid, marathon bars and chicken tenders from Burger King.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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