Yankees make a big signing

Bee · 02-05-2003, 08:40 AM

I think they got a shot.

Butter · 02-05-2003, 09:02 AM

I love the Onion.

Anrhydeddu · 02-05-2003, 09:59 AM

Great article, with a scary kernel of truth I suspect.

Qwikshot · 02-05-2003, 11:21 AM

Funny

Maple Leafs · 02-05-2003, 12:35 PM

Speaking of this week's Onion: does this remind you of anyone?

Anrhydeddu · 02-05-2003, 01:50 PM

That is absolutely uncanny. He even said

Quote:

they are sure to get the horns.

Craptacular · 02-05-2003, 02:11 PM

Maple Leafs and ... however you pronouce Buc's name:

You guys are a little late:
OT: This is great

MylesKnight · 02-06-2003, 10:27 AM

Now this is funny.. (excerpt from Willy Wonka story)..

"For years, Wonka has hidden the ominous doings of his research and development facility from the outside world," U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. "Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances in glass-elevator transport, and Wonka-run Oompa-Loompa forced-labor camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the Wonka Empire."

Here's the entire article

THE ONION IS GREAT!!

02-05-2003, 09:02 AM	#2
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I love the Onion. __________________ My listening habits

02-05-2003, 11:21 AM	#4
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Funny __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-06-2003, 10:27 AM	#8
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	Now this is funny.. (excerpt from Willy Wonka story).. "For years, Wonka has hidden the ominous doings of his research and development facility from the outside world," U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. "Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances in glass-elevator transport, and Wonka-run Oompa-Loompa forced-labor camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the Wonka Empire." Here's the entire article THE ONION IS GREAT!! __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

02-05-2003, 09:59 AM	#3
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Great article, with a scary kernel of truth I suspect.

02-05-2003, 12:35 PM	#5
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Speaking of this week's Onion: does this remind you of anyone?

02-05-2003, 02:11 PM	#7
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Maple Leafs and ... however you pronouce Buc's name: You guys are a little late: OT: This is great

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