We all need love

[Easy Mac]

Sometimes ducks are insane, and if you haven't seen this in real life, be glad, it makes you want to cry for it:

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[mckerney]

Are you posting drunk again?

[KWhit]

What the?

[sabotai]

......ok

[Easy Mac]

just come by the lake at my school... duck rape by the hour... freakin scary.

[CamEdwards]

duck rape when you're drunk, I'm assuming.

[Fritz]

this reminds me, I need to call a fraternity brother I have not spoken to in a while.

[Easy Mac]

hmmm.

but on a sad note Fritz, the other month up at Davidson, a fraternity made pledges capture a swan and beat it up... the swan died... no word on if this has happened at my school, though my friends do have a duck living in their apartment.

[tucker342]

well, I can't see it. But something tells me I don't really want to...

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
hmmm.

but on a sad note Fritz, the other month up at Davidson, a fraternity made pledges capture a swan and beat it up... the swan died... no word on if this has happened at my school, though my friends do have a duck living in their apartment.

Do you know which Fraternity? I have a friend that went there who was in one.

[Easy Mac]

The Kappas Sigma's. And it was a goose, my bad.

here's some info on it:

CHARLOTTE, N.C.- Two more Davidson College students affiliated with Kappa Sigma fraternity were charged with a felony Tuesday in connection with the beating death of a goose last Friday.

The fraternity's international board of directors will vote this week on whether to suspend the Davidson chapter and could also discuss revoking its charter, shutting it down for a minimum of two years.

They also are investigating whether the incident was part of a fraternity hazing, in which the students were required to kill the goose to become members of its Davidson College chapter.

A total of seven students have been arrested in the incident.

On Tuesday afternoon, Davidson Police arrested Jacob Charlson, 18, and Andrew Mincey, 18; they were charged with felony cruelty to animals and conspiracy to commit a felony.

They were being held in the Mecklenburg County jail late Tuesday on $15,000 bond each.

Both were in the process of joining Kappa Sigma.

Five other Davidson students affiliated with the fraternity were arrested Friday and charged with the same crimes. They were released after posting bonds of $15,000 to $20,000.

None of the seven could be reached for comment Tuesday.

Students and faculty say many are outraged by the killing.

"I'd say the first reaction is one of utter repulsion that someone, anyone could do this," said Grady Patterson, student body president.

"And the second reaction is shock that a peer of ours, a peer of mine, could be involved in such a horrific act."

Six of the seven men who have been arrested were in the process of joining Kappa Sigma, according to a college spokeswoman and the fraternity's international executive director Mitchell Wilson.

The seventh man charged, Wilson said, is a full member.

The beating death occurred Friday afternoon at Roosevelt Wilson Park in Davidson, according to police.

A town employee saw a group of men lure a goose away from a group of others with bread before one of the men hit it repeatedly with a golf club, according to police.

When the goose stopped moving, another man tossed it into the trunk of a car and they drove away.

Police found the car a short time later, with the dead goose in the trunk.

On Tuesday, Davidson Police Chief John Kearin said one of the men arrested told police the goose was killed on a dare. But another of the arrested students indicated it might have been hazing, Kearin said.

Wilson said Kappa Sigma is taking the incident very seriously.

"Our fraternity has little patience for hazing," he said. "The entire situation is very sad. We're embarrassed."

Davidson College has suspended the fraternity while it continues its own investigation.

The Dean of Students office will decide whether campus disciplinary action is warranted, according to a college spokesman.

If so, it will prosecute the case before a judicial committee made up of faculty, administrators and student members of the private, liberal arts school's honor council.

The school does not make the results of those hearings public.

Kappa Sigma fraternity has been at Davidson College for decades and now has 64 members, according to Davidson College spokesman Bill Giduz.

The other students charged are: 21-year-old John North Moore III, 19-year-old Graham Lambert Hunter, 18-year-old Oscar Hernandez, 18-year-old Thomas Carroll Jeter and 19-year-old George Stephen Tolson.

Kearin said he does not expect any more arrests in the case.

No recent info though

[Easy Mac]

Note, this happened around the time duct tape became crucial for national security.

[Easy Mac]

dola #whatever:

evidently no jail time, only community service.

[sabotai]

Which just further proves the fraternities are filled with total idiots.

[Fritz]

shut yer piehole

fraternities are filled with young men. All young men find a way to do boneheaded things.

[Mantle2600]

shut yer piehole?
rapist ducks?

ARE WE ALL IN FRICKIN KENTUCKY PEOPLE!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[astralhaze]

I would like to ask that the above post be removed from this thread as it is offensive to residents of Kentucky.

[Draft Dodger]

me to, but it's because I don't like pie.

[astralhaze]

I would also like to ask that Draft Dodger be removed as he is offensive to people who don't like hockey.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
me to, but it's because I don't like pie.

are you some sort of commie pinko? pie is as American as, um, pie.

[astralhaze]

I would like to ask that that post be...nevermind, one running gag a day is enough.