Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 33: Jessica Alba

Kodos · 04-19-2006, 09:16 AM

With yesterday's poll winding down, Keira Knightley finds herself among the elite vote-getters. Now, due to the demands of the voting public, I present Jessica Alba. Can she be the one who finally unseats Anna K? You make the call! Can the Dark Angel emerge as a dark horse victor?

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.??
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Faith Hill            77.10
Melissa Stark         75.00
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Angie Harmom          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

I never watched Dark Angel, but I remember thinkin': "That girl ain't bad lookin'." Hot!

cartman · 04-19-2006, 09:19 AM

This will be the most lopsided poll in history

Honolulu_Blue · 04-19-2006, 09:19 AM

Overrated! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Overrated! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Overrated! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

George · 04-19-2006, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

This will be the most lopsided poll in history

I think you're right.

Raiders Army · 04-19-2006, 09:22 AM

No brainer. I thought she was special in Idle Hands.

JeeberD · 04-19-2006, 09:24 AM

Very, very hot. She's in my top five, easy...

cthomer5000 · 04-19-2006, 09:28 AM

I'm going to abstain on this one, due to believing she is severely overrated.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2006, 09:28 AM

Hot.
(but not as hot as some of ya'll make it sound)

bulletsponge · 04-19-2006, 09:28 AM

Very very hot. if she cant top Kournikova i dont know who can

stevew · 04-19-2006, 09:30 AM

It'll be a mid 80's finish, because enough haters will come out and drive down the percentages.

VPI97 · 04-19-2006, 09:32 AM

Hells yeah

Pumpy Tudors · 04-19-2006, 09:32 AM

Since she doesn't look at all like my mother, I'm going to vote on this one.

Samdari · 04-19-2006, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Hot.
(but not as hot as some of ya'll make it sound)

This is me.

KWhit · 04-19-2006, 09:38 AM

She's hot but not that hot.

Honolulu_Blue · 04-19-2006, 09:39 AM

She has a great body, but her face... just doesn't do it for me. It looks a bit soft and pudgy and she always has this pouty, vapid look on it. She also has ZERO presence on screen. I am not saying that in order to be considered hot a actress needs to give Oscar worthy performances, but the hotness should radiate off the screen and any performance should, at least, be somewhat memorable for that. I've never seen that out of Jessica Alba. Every role she's had has been completely forgettable. She's a nice piece of eye candy, but nothing more. At all.

Thus, in the realm of celebrity hottness, she is "not".

KWhit · 04-19-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

She has a great body, but her face... just doesn't do it for me. It looks a bit soft and pudgy and she always has this pouty, vapid look on it. She also has ZERO presence on screen.

Yes, yes! That's exactly right.

Subby · 04-19-2006, 09:42 AM

Finally, we get a black chick in this stupid thing.

wade moore · 04-19-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

This is me.

ditto.

Ryche · 04-19-2006, 10:01 AM

Hot...but needs to go back to brunette.

st.cronin · 04-19-2006, 10:04 AM

hot, but be warned: there is some Pamela Anderson potential

Lathum · 04-19-2006, 10:54 AM

this is gonna be a landslide

Lorena · 04-19-2006, 11:22 AM

If she doesn't beat Anna, I'll be dissapointed.

Very hot.

Raiders Army · 04-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Who's Grunthos?

Eaglesfan27 · 04-19-2006, 11:31 AM

I'll be disappointed if she doesn't come out on top. She is in my top 3 (and is #1 on some days.)

Cuckoo · 04-19-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I'll be disappointed if she doesn't come out on top. She is in my top 3 (and is #1 on some days.)

+1

MikeVic · 04-19-2006, 11:36 AM

How do people not think she is hot? Even if you say she's overrated, that still puts her past HOT. You didn't like her in Sin City? Or Dark Angel? Her swimming was memorable in that movie with Paul Walker.... Easily Top 3 for me as well. That's my opinion at least.

MikeVic · 04-19-2006, 11:38 AM

edit: double-post... page wasn't reloading.

Toddzilla · 04-19-2006, 11:54 AM

saldana · 04-19-2006, 11:54 AM

she is yummy...lips are a bit weird, but she has gotten more attractive IMO since she has gotten a little older.

Super Ugly · 04-19-2006, 12:01 PM

Soft and pudgy face? Pouty, vapid expression? Mmmm, I lurve me some Jessica Alba. I'll agree that she needs to drop this blonde look, though.

pennywisesb · 04-19-2006, 12:11 PM

I'll admit it, I actually watched Into the Blue

just to see her in a swimsuit.

Cuckoo · 04-19-2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pennywisesb

I'll admit it, I actually watched Into the Blue

just to see her in a swimsuit.

And as horrible as the movie is, I'd consider buying it for that reason. I'm just trying to convince my wife that I actually enjoyed it.

"No, really... the plot is outstanding. And Paul Walker? He just doesn't get the credit he deserves as an actor."

Bearcat729 · 04-19-2006, 12:35 PM

Anthony · 04-19-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I'm going to abstain on this one, due to believing she is severely overrated.

everybody laugh and point at gay cthomer! he likes men!

Honolulu_Blue · 04-19-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

How do people not think she is hot? Even if you say she's overrated, that still puts her past HOT. You didn't like her in Sin City? Or Dark Angel? Her swimming was memorable in that movie with Paul Walker.... Easily Top 3 for me as well. That's my opinion at least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

She has a great body, but her face... just doesn't do it for me. It looks a bit soft and pudgy and she always has this pouty, vapid look on it. She also has ZERO presence on screen. I am not saying that in order to be considered hot a actress needs to give Oscar worthy performances, but the hotness should radiate off the screen and any performance should, at least, be somewhat memorable for that. I've never seen that out of Jessica Alba. Every role she's had has been completely forgettable. She's a nice piece of eye candy, but nothing more. At all.

Thus, in the realm of celebrity hottness, she is "not".

See, supra.

I did not like her in "Sin City." If you want to talk about hotness in "Sin City", let's talk about Rosario Dawson. Dawson blew Alba away on every possible level. Rosario was hot in that movie, Alba was forgettable eye candy. No sizzle. No spark. Nada.

-Mojo Jojo- · 04-19-2006, 12:40 PM

We may have a new winner...

JS19 · 04-19-2006, 12:41 PM

oh so hot. Easy top 3.

-Mojo Jojo- · 04-19-2006, 12:43 PM

We may have a new winner...

edit: I swear I didn't double post.. crappy board software...

cartman · 04-19-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuckoo

And as horrible as the movie is, I'd consider buying it for that reason. I'm just trying to convince my wife that I actually enjoyed it.

"No, really... the plot is outstanding. And Paul Walker? He just doesn't get the credit he deserves as an actor."

I want to know who Paul Walker's agent is. He's acting in one movie with Eva Longoria away from completing my dream-fecta, and surpassing Scott Tenorman on my most hated list.

It's like someone entered my dreams and transferred them to this pic:

MikeVic · 04-19-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

See, supra.

I did not like her in "Sin City." If you want to talk about hotness in "Sin City", let's talk about Rosario Dawson. Dawson blew Alba away on every possible level. Rosario was hot in that movie, Alba was forgettable eye candy. No sizzle. No spark. Nada.

I don't find Rosario hotter than Alba. The way she smiles sometimes makes me not like her face. Meanwhile, I've never seen Alba look bad. Rosario does have extremely wonderful tatas though.

Subby · 04-19-2006, 12:50 PM

I can't wait until you feed Paul Walker his parents!

bulletsponge · 04-19-2006, 12:50 PM

nice pic. i also agree Alba need to go back to her natural hair color

Subby · 04-19-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

See, supra.

I did not like her in "Sin City." If you want to talk about hotness in "Sin City", let's talk about Rosario Dawson. Dawson blew Alba away on every possible level. Rosario was hot in that movie, Alba was forgettable eye candy. No sizzle. No spark. Nada.

WORD.

Toddzilla · 04-19-2006, 01:05 PM

This thread needs more "I'd Hit It" pics....

astrosfan64 · 04-19-2006, 01:09 PM

After (x) amount of these. X to be determined. You need to have a poll with the top 5 vote getters, to see who would be the best of the best.

Kodos · 04-19-2006, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astrosfan64

After (x) amount of these. X to be determined. You need to have a poll with the top 5 vote getters, to see who would be the best of the best.

At some point, there will be a seeded tournament.

astrosfan64 · 04-19-2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

At some point, there will be a seeded tournament.

Excellent, let it be known that you are the only real hot or not pollster. The others are just merely weak immitations of the real thing.

Carry on, your mission is pure and well thought out.

Kodos · 04-19-2006, 01:16 PM

Accept no imitations!

Anthony · 04-19-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Accept no imitations!

a true pollsmaster, you are. i will not participate in any other Hot Or Not Polls.

Kodos · 04-19-2006, 01:25 PM

Yes! The Hell Atlantic endorsement is ours! We are winning the minds of the Hot or Not voting public!

View Poll Results: Jessica Alba is...
Hot!	167	89.78%
Not!	19	10.22%
Voters: 186. You may not vote on this poll

04-19-2006, 09:19 AM	#2
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	This will be the most lopsided poll in history __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-19-2006, 09:19 AM	#3
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Overrated! clap clap clap-clap-clap Overrated! clap clap clap-clap-clap Overrated! clap clap clap-clap-clap __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

04-19-2006, 09:24 AM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Very, very hot. She's in my top five, easy... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-19-2006, 09:28 AM	#8
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Hot. (but not as hot as some of ya'll make it sound) __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-19-2006, 09:22 AM	#5
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	No brainer. I thought she was special in Idle Hands.

04-19-2006, 09:28 AM	#9
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	Very very hot. if she cant top Kournikova i dont know who can

04-19-2006, 09:30 AM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It'll be a mid 80's finish, because enough haters will come out and drive down the percentages.

04-19-2006, 09:32 AM	#11
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Hells yeah __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

04-19-2006, 09:32 AM	#12
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Since she doesn't look at all like my mother, I'm going to vote on this one. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-19-2006, 09:38 AM	#14
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	She's hot but not that hot.

04-19-2006, 09:39 AM	#15
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	She has a great body, but her face... just doesn't do it for me. It looks a bit soft and pudgy and she always has this pouty, vapid look on it. She also has ZERO presence on screen. I am not saying that in order to be considered hot a actress needs to give Oscar worthy performances, but the hotness should radiate off the screen and any performance should, at least, be somewhat memorable for that. I've never seen that out of Jessica Alba. Every role she's had has been completely forgettable. She's a nice piece of eye candy, but nothing more. At all. Thus, in the realm of celebrity hottness, she is "not". __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

04-19-2006, 09:42 AM	#17
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Finally, we get a black chick in this stupid thing. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-19-2006, 10:01 AM	#19
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	Hot...but needs to go back to brunette. __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

04-19-2006, 10:04 AM	#20
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	hot, but be warned: there is some Pamela Anderson potential __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-19-2006, 10:54 AM	#21
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	this is gonna be a landslide

04-19-2006, 11:22 AM	#22
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	If she doesn't beat Anna, I'll be dissapointed. Very hot.

04-19-2006, 11:29 AM	#23
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Who's Grunthos?

04-19-2006, 11:31 AM	#24
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I'll be disappointed if she doesn't come out on top. She is in my top 3 (and is #1 on some days.) __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 04-19-2006 at 11:31 AM.

04-19-2006, 11:36 AM	#26
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	How do people not think she is hot? Even if you say she's overrated, that still puts her past HOT. You didn't like her in Sin City? Or Dark Angel? Her swimming was memorable in that movie with Paul Walker.... Easily Top 3 for me as well. That's my opinion at least.

04-19-2006, 11:38 AM	#27
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	edit: double-post... page wasn't reloading. Last edited by MikeVic : 04-19-2006 at 11:48 AM.

04-19-2006, 11:54 AM	#28
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA

04-19-2006, 11:54 AM	#29
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	she is yummy...lips are a bit weird, but she has gotten more attractive IMO since she has gotten a little older.

04-19-2006, 12:01 PM	#30
Super Ugly High School JV Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Look behind you	Soft and pudgy face? Pouty, vapid expression? Mmmm, I lurve me some Jessica Alba. I'll agree that she needs to drop this blonde look, though.

04-19-2006, 12:11 PM	#31
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	I'll admit it, I actually watched Into the Blue just to see her in a swimsuit. __________________ Myspace Profile

04-19-2006, 12:35 PM	#33
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio

04-19-2006, 12:40 PM	#36
-Mojo Jojo- High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003	We may have a new winner...

04-19-2006, 12:41 PM	#37
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	oh so hot. Easy top 3.

04-19-2006, 12:43 PM	#38
-Mojo Jojo- High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003	We may have a new winner... edit: I swear I didn't double post.. crappy board software... Last edited by -Mojo Jojo- : 04-19-2006 at 12:44 PM.

04-19-2006, 12:50 PM	#41
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I can't wait until you feed Paul Walker his parents! __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-19-2006, 01:05 PM	#44
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	This thread needs more "I'd Hit It" pics.... Last edited by Toddzilla : 04-19-2006 at 01:05 PM.

04-19-2006, 01:09 PM	#45
astrosfan64 College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2004	After (x) amount of these. X to be determined. You need to have a poll with the top 5 vote getters, to see who would be the best of the best.

04-19-2006, 01:16 PM	#48
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Accept no imitations!

04-19-2006, 01:25 PM	#50
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Yes! The Hell Atlantic endorsement is ours! We are winning the minds of the Hot or Not voting public!

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