Fantasy Football: Is this wrong?

PurdueBrad · 12-21-2014, 11:23 AM

So, week 16 is finally here. League championships, money and pride on the line. And, after 15 weeks, the championship of our 12 team league comes down to: Me vs. my wife...

So, is it wrong for me to actively root against her players? This has been a bit of contention over the course of the season as I may have cheered against her multiple times.

She says that it is absolutely wrong and borderline betrayal. I think this is just gamesmanship.

Lathum · 12-21-2014, 11:32 AM

If she is going to get mad that you root against her, especially for the title, she shouldn't play in the same league as you.

CU Tiger · 12-21-2014, 06:26 PM

Just remember the title will bring temporary pleasure. But she will permanently control the nookie.

React accordingly.

rowech · 12-21-2014, 06:27 PM

Easy to settle. It's not a real league if spouses are both in the league.

Julio Riddols · 12-21-2014, 11:46 PM

mckerney · 12-21-2014, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Just remember the title will bring temporary pleasure. But she will permanently control the nookie.

React accordingly.

But if he wins the league championship he can just spend the next few months rosterbating.

LastWhiteSoxFanStanding · 12-22-2014, 06:01 AM

Alright, so who won

Blackadar · 12-22-2014, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LastWhiteSoxFanStanding

Alright, so who won

One way or another, he lost.

PackerFanatic · 12-22-2014, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

One way or another, he lost.

Yup!

PurdueBrad · 12-22-2014, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LastWhiteSoxFanStanding

Alright, so who won

I was looking really good until Marshawn Lynch's long TD run (worth 13.9 points in our league). It comes down to her last player, Demaryius Thomas. And this really pains me as a Steelers fan to have to rely on the Bengals for anything.

The current score is me 103.35 and she is at 87.20 with a projection of 101.53. That projection comes from Demaryius scoring 14.33 points tonight (akin to 143 yards or 83 yards with a TD). So it'll be a tense game tonight in our house.

I've also bribed our son by promising him a bag of candy out of the $120 winnings so that he is actively rooting for me and trash-talking his mother.

NobodyHere · 12-22-2014, 10:00 PM

So what's life like in the PB household right now?

Matthean · 12-22-2014, 10:49 PM

Looks like she should of had Dre Kirkpatrick instead.

flere-imsaho · 12-23-2014, 07:34 AM

We may never hear from him again....

timmae · 12-23-2014, 07:48 AM

Do I need to head a search party?!

Danny · 12-23-2014, 08:05 AM

Apparently the refs read this thread and did all they could for purduebrad for husbands everywhere

PurdueBrad · 12-23-2014, 10:05 AM

Victory is mine! And I paid off the kid with a $2 bag of candy and am lording my victory over my wife at every chance. The league I'm in also awards a traveling trophy that's about 2 feet tall. I have proposed that perhaps it should sit on our dresser so that it can be the last thing she sees before we go to bed and the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

DaddyTorgo · 12-23-2014, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Victory is mine! And I paid off the kid with a $2 bag of candy and am lording my victory over my wife at every chance. The league I'm in also awards a traveling trophy that's about 2 feet tall. I have proposed that perhaps it should sit on our dresser so that it can be the last thing she sees before we go to bed and the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

I mean you're married and all so I imagine it's not that frequent already, but are you actively trying not to get laid all year?

Lathum · 12-23-2014, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I mean you're married and all so I imagine it's not that frequent already, but are you actively trying not to get laid all year?

If you are goingto be punished anyway you may as well commit the crime.

Julio Riddols · 12-23-2014, 10:42 AM

I say.... incorporate the trophy.

Julio Riddols · 12-23-2014, 10:43 AM

And until next season, when you climax, scream "CHAMPIONSHIP!"

DanGarion · 12-23-2014, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Victory is mine! And I paid off the kid with a $2 bag of candy and am lording my victory over my wife at every chance. The league I'm in also awards a traveling trophy that's about 2 feet tall. I have proposed that perhaps it should sit on our dresser so that it can be the last thing she sees before we go to bed and the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

You should make a TV show about this...

flere-imsaho · 12-23-2014, 11:00 AM

This thread is now certified comedy unobtanium.

PurdueBrad · 12-23-2014, 11:02 AM

Currently playing on our whole house speaker system is "We are the Champions" only my son has changed the words to "Dad is the champion". Santa may have a hard time making an appearance.

flere-imsaho · 12-23-2014, 11:42 AM

DeKalb, IL - Emergency crews rushed to the home of a local man today following reports that he was suffering from the unintended rectal insertion of a blunt object and hemmoraging quickly.

The man's wife, when asked for comment on the accident, said "I don't know what happened, really. He must have been doing something and fell on it. Anyway, I'm going to take these gloves off now."

Likewise, a young child on the scene, when asked for comment, replied that he wasn't about to jeopardize his second $2 bag of candy this week.

The man is listed in stable condition at a local hospital but is apparently refusing all visitors.

Izulde · 12-23-2014, 11:43 AM

Did you sing the Shiva song?

The Jackal · 12-23-2014, 11:49 AM

I think it's pretty awesome that 0 people picked the 2nd choice

View Poll Results: Is it wrong to root against my wife's players?
No, it's a competition and she should be crushed (and humbled)	40	90.91%
Yes, it's wrong as she is obviously emotionally fragile	0	0%
Trout, cheer for or against it but it's still trout!	4	9.09%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

12-21-2014, 11:46 PM	#5
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12-22-2014, 10:00 PM	#11
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	So what's life like in the PB household right now? __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

12-22-2014, 10:49 PM	#12
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Looks like she should of had Dre Kirkpatrick instead. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

12-23-2014, 07:48 AM	#14
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	Do I need to head a search party?! __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

12-21-2014, 11:32 AM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	If she is going to get mad that you root against her, especially for the title, she shouldn't play in the same league as you.

12-21-2014, 06:26 PM	#3
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Just remember the title will bring temporary pleasure. But she will permanently control the nookie. React accordingly.

12-21-2014, 06:27 PM	#4
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	Easy to settle. It's not a real league if spouses are both in the league.

12-22-2014, 06:01 AM	#7
LastWhiteSoxFanStanding College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003	Alright, so who won

12-23-2014, 07:34 AM	#13
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	We may never hear from him again....

12-23-2014, 08:05 AM	#15
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Apparently the refs read this thread and did all they could for purduebrad for husbands everywhere

12-23-2014, 10:42 AM	#19
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I say.... incorporate the trophy. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-23-2014, 10:43 AM	#20
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	And until next season, when you climax, scream "CHAMPIONSHIP!" __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-23-2014, 11:00 AM	#22
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	This thread is now certified comedy unobtanium.

12-23-2014, 11:42 AM	#24
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	DeKalb, IL - Emergency crews rushed to the home of a local man today following reports that he was suffering from the unintended rectal insertion of a blunt object and hemmoraging quickly. The man's wife, when asked for comment on the accident, said "I don't know what happened, really. He must have been doing something and fell on it. Anyway, I'm going to take these gloves off now." Likewise, a young child on the scene, when asked for comment, replied that he wasn't about to jeopardize his second $2 bag of candy this week. The man is listed in stable condition at a local hospital but is apparently refusing all visitors.

12-23-2014, 11:43 AM	#25
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Did you sing the Shiva song? __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-23-2014, 11:49 AM	#26
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I think it's pretty awesome that 0 people picked the 2nd choice

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