"But, why male models?"

Neuqua · 07-23-2010, 06:47 PM

Are you serious? I just told you that a minute ago.

Sun Tzu · 07-23-2010, 06:56 PM

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this!

Neuqua · 07-23-2010, 07:02 PM

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Passacaglia · 07-23-2010, 07:52 PM

Orange Mocha Frappucino!!

miked · 07-23-2010, 07:55 PM

Am I taking crazy pills?!!?

Neuqua · 07-23-2010, 07:56 PM

They're break-dance fighting!

MrBug708 · 07-23-2010, 08:00 PM

I had to google to see what movie this way

Sun Tzu · 07-23-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

I had to google to see what movie this way

You mis-spelled "was" in your post. It's supposed to be spelled with an "s" at the end, but you used a "y" instead.

BishopMVP · 07-23-2010, 09:51 PM

Gasoline Fight!!!

PilotMan · 07-23-2010, 10:07 PM

I'm not an ambi-turner.

heybrad · 07-23-2010, 10:59 PM

You can derelict my balls, capitan.

Neuqua · 07-23-2010, 11:10 PM

I became..

What?

Bulimic.

...You can read minds?

PilotMan · 07-23-2010, 11:35 PM

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

Neuqua · 07-23-2010, 11:41 PM

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS?

Chief Rum · 07-24-2010, 02:30 AM

So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?

Chief Rum · 07-24-2010, 02:32 AM

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Neon_Chaos · 07-24-2010, 02:32 AM

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

BishopMVP · 07-24-2010, 02:45 AM

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

Neuqua · 07-24-2010, 03:16 AM

Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

Neon_Chaos · 07-24-2010, 03:23 AM

"What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?"

"A what?"

"A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals."

Neuqua · 07-24-2010, 03:30 AM

"When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class."

"Ew!"

Neon_Chaos · 07-24-2010, 03:37 AM

"It's IN the computer!?"

Neuqua · 07-24-2010, 03:49 AM

You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Neon_Chaos · 07-24-2010, 03:52 AM

"mer-MAN!" *cough* *cough* "mer-MAN!"

Peregrine · 07-24-2010, 06:09 AM

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

Suburban Rhythm · 07-24-2010, 08:52 AM

*cough*

...I think I've got the black lung, pop

Peregrine · 07-24-2010, 10:35 AM

What is this? A school for ants!?

GrantDawg · 07-24-2010, 12:09 PM

What a random thread to start. But that was one of those movies that I thought would be just stupid, and ended up purchasing.

cartman · 07-24-2010, 12:12 PM

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Neuqua · 07-24-2010, 02:30 PM

Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.

DanGarion · 07-24-2010, 02:39 PM

My truck's nickname is Blue Steel.

Neuqua · 07-24-2010, 02:41 PM

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Sun Tzu · 07-25-2010, 12:14 AM

Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys.

Sun Tzu · 07-25-2010, 12:16 AM

Maude: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Dude: 'Scuse me?

Maude: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

Dude: I was talking about my rug.

Maude: You're not interested in sex?

Dude: You mean coitus?

Fidatelo · 07-25-2010, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

My truck's nickname is Blue Steel.

My frisbee team is named Blue Steel.

And my spongee team is named School For Kids Who Can't Read Good. Our jersey logo is a big ant, which only true believers piece together.

Zoolander is my favorite movie of all time.

Marmel · 07-25-2010, 11:39 PM

I've taught my two year old daughter to make the look when I ask her for Blue Steel. Yes, I am proud.

Bobble · 07-26-2010, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

You can derelict my balls, capitan.

I can derelict my OWN balls, thank you very much!

07-23-2010, 06:56 PM	#2
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this! __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-23-2010, 07:02 PM	#3
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-23-2010, 07:55 PM	#5
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Am I taking crazy pills?!!? __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

07-23-2010, 07:56 PM	#6
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	They're break-dance fighting! __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-23-2010, 10:07 PM	#10
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	I'm not an ambi-turner. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

07-23-2010, 07:52 PM	#4
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Orange Mocha Frappucino!!

07-23-2010, 08:00 PM	#7
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I had to google to see what movie this way

07-23-2010, 09:51 PM	#9
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Gasoline Fight!!!

07-23-2010, 10:59 PM	#11
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	You can derelict my balls, capitan. Last edited by heybrad : 07-23-2010 at 11:00 PM.

07-23-2010, 11:10 PM	#12
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	I became.. What? Bulimic. ...You can read minds? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-23-2010, 11:35 PM	#13
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman". __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

07-23-2010, 11:41 PM	#14
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-24-2010, 02:30 AM	#15
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

07-24-2010, 02:32 AM	#16
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

07-24-2010, 02:32 AM	#17
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think." "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." __________________ Come and see.

07-24-2010, 02:45 AM	#18
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Moisture is the essence of wetness. Last edited by BishopMVP : 07-24-2010 at 02:46 AM.

07-24-2010, 03:16 AM	#19
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-24-2010, 03:23 AM	#20
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?" "A what?" "A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals." __________________ Come and see.

07-24-2010, 03:30 AM	#21
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	"When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class." "Ew!" __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-24-2010, 03:37 AM	#22
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"It's IN the computer!?" __________________ Come and see.

07-24-2010, 03:49 AM	#23
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-24-2010, 03:52 AM	#24
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"mer-MAN!" cough cough "mer-MAN!" __________________ Come and see.

07-24-2010, 06:09 AM	#25
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

07-24-2010, 08:52 AM	#26
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	cough ...I think I've got the black lung, pop __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

07-24-2010, 10:35 AM	#27
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	What is this? A school for ants!?

07-24-2010, 12:09 PM	#28
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	What a random thread to start. But that was one of those movies that I thought would be just stupid, and ended up purchasing.

07-24-2010, 12:12 PM	#29
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-24-2010, 02:30 PM	#30
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-24-2010, 02:39 PM	#31
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	My truck's nickname is Blue Steel. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

07-24-2010, 02:41 PM	#32
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

07-25-2010, 12:14 AM	#33
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-25-2010, 12:16 AM	#34
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Maude: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Dude: 'Scuse me? Maude: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? Dude: I was talking about my rug. Maude: You're not interested in sex? Dude: You mean coitus? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 07-25-2010 at 12:17 AM.

07-25-2010, 11:39 PM	#36
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I've taught my two year old daughter to make the look when I ask her for Blue Steel. Yes, I am proud. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

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