Snakes on a Plane

JPhillips · 03-17-2006, 02:58 PM

I can't believe I haven't heard of this before today. Check out the trailer here:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/sna...ler-161287.php

I hope Samuel L. Jackson got a huge payday for this.

Drake · 03-17-2006, 03:06 PM

I want to click the trailer links, but I'm scared. Hold me first.

JeeberD · 03-17-2006, 03:06 PM

Oh dear lord, it looks worse than I imagined. I'm not even sure how that's possible...

JeffR · 03-17-2006, 03:11 PM

He says "Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes." Then pulls out a gun.

He uses a snake to whip some guy.

He tasers a snake.

If this movie looked any more awesome, my head would explode.

st.cronin · 03-17-2006, 03:11 PM

from imdb.com:

Quote:

* Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane".

When will we get random facts about Samuel L. Jackson?

GoSeahawks · 03-17-2006, 03:14 PM

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583

rkmsuf · 03-17-2006, 03:16 PM

wow that looks better than anaconda.

actually jackson is correct in keeping the title as Snakes on a Plane. Adds a certain something to it. In a strange way the whole thing works.

I think it's funny the writers wanted to change the name to Flight 121. Like it was to be taken seriously as a movie.

st.cronin · 03-17-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583

omg ... ants on a log LMAO "snack time is over"

Franklinnoble · 03-17-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583

Dude... I'm trying so hard not to laugh at these, my eyeballs feel like they're gonna go all Allen Ray on me here...

Drake · 03-17-2006, 03:29 PM

I still want to be held, damn it!

st.cronin · 03-17-2006, 03:33 PM

Steaks on a cane rofl

WSUCougar · 03-17-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

wow that looks better than anaconda.

Now there's a ringing endorsement

chinaski · 03-17-2006, 04:07 PM

lol awesome, looks like the plane set from the Wedding Singer. Needs more Billy Idol.

Ksyrup · 03-17-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Dude... I'm trying so hard not to laugh at these, my eyeballs feel like they're gonna go all Allen Ray on me here...

No kidding. "Trouser Snakes on a Plain." LOL!

st.cronin · 03-17-2006, 04:30 PM

roflmao

Roots

atatange1 · 03-17-2006, 05:20 PM

I just saw the trailer, could this be worse then Gigli? It looks like it.

Karlifornia · 03-17-2006, 05:46 PM

This movie is going to be awesome!

kingfc22 · 03-17-2006, 06:49 PM

This movie has the Oscar in the bag.

cthomer5000 · 03-17-2006, 11:20 PM

I'm there opening night. Seriously.

Mr. Sparkle · 03-17-2006, 11:33 PM

I've heard there's a sequel already in development. Snakes On A Plane II: Planes On A Snake

WVUFAN · 03-17-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Sparkle

I've heard there's a sequel already in development. Snakes On A Plane II: Planes On A Snake

All sequels should end with "Electric Bugaloo"

Snakes on a Plane II: Electric Bugaloo

Senator · 03-17-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Sparkle

I've heard there's a sequel already in development. Snakes On A Plane II: Planes On A Snake

There is a photoshop picture on Fark called this.

cthomer5000 · 03-17-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583

Oh man, some of these are so damn good. "Dude, She's Twelve" and "No Nude Scenes" are amazing.

Bonegavel · 03-18-2006, 12:01 AM

OMG! that fark page is possibly the greatest thread of all time.

Mr. Sparkle · 03-18-2006, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

There is a photoshop picture on Fark called this.

LOL really? I know I saw that phrase somewhere else, but it definately wasn't Fark. I'll have to check that out.

cartman · 03-18-2006, 12:24 AM

I heart Totalfark.

WVUFAN · 03-18-2006, 12:31 AM

I wonder what Part 3 would be called? :-)

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake
Snakes on a Plane Part 3: ???

cthomer5000 · 03-18-2006, 12:39 AM

I can't stop laughing at th title of the movie. I reall can't. Finally someone has the nerve to just put it out there.

GoSeahawks · 03-18-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Oh man, some of these are so damn good. "Dude, She's Twelve" and "No Nude Scenes" are amazing.

"Dude, She's Twelve" What movie was that supposed to be?

I'm rereading these and there are so many that crack me up.

Some that made me laugh
No Nude Scenes
Big Assed Boat Hits Iceberg (Titanic)
Spoiled Fucking Brats (breakfast club)
Roots (not gonna say it)
How the Jews Killed Jesus (Passions)
Homley Whore (Pretty Women)
Steaming Great Pile of Crap (Gigili)
He's Dead Already so the Kid can Hear Him (6th sense)
Talking to a Volley Ball (Castaway)
Walt Disney's Acid Movie (Alice in Wonderland)
Talking Pig (Babe)
Big Ass Shark in the Sea (Jaws)
Can't Spank It (Edward Scizzor Hands)
Vince Vaugn Is Stoned (Wedding Crashers)
Macho Gay Cowboys (Brokeback)
Trouser Snakes on a Plane (Brokeback)
Penguins are Cute (March of the Penguins)
Al Pacino Overacts (Scar Face)
The First Time it was Called Toy Story (don't remember the name)
Out of Ideas We Like Your Money (don't know this one either)
Washed up Catcher and Aging Slut (Bull Durham)

This is the best Fark Photoshop contest that I can remember.

JeeberD · 03-18-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

"Dude, She's Twelve" What movie was that supposed to be?

The Professional

21C · 03-18-2006, 07:19 PM

You can buy the t-shirt now. BTW I love the acronym S.O.A.P. for Snakes On A Plane.

WVUFAN · 03-22-2006, 11:23 PM

I like this t-shirt:

BrianD · 03-23-2006, 12:26 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060323/en_nm/snakes_dc

I won't reprint the whole article, but this bit was classic.

Quote:

In any event, "Snakes"-ophiles already were hard at work. Chris Rohan of Bethesda, Md., created an elaborate, R-rated audio trailer that lovingly mocks the title and movie. "It's a genius title," Rohan said. "It's so stupid it's great. It invites satire, but it's something you just love. It's something I can't explain. You either get it or you don't."

The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother
snakes off the mother plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.

Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded.

QuikSand · 03-23-2006, 12:28 PM

Brilliant.

rkmsuf · 03-23-2006, 12:41 PM

the official movie logo

tanglewood · 03-23-2006, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060323/en_nm/snakes_dc

I won't reprint the whole article, but this bit was classic.

These guys are SMART! I think I will go and see this just to laugh at it all, it could be the greatest movie of the summer, or he worst, which in this case will be the same thing.

tanglewood · 03-23-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUFAN

I wonder what Part 3 would be called? :-)

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake
Snakes on a Plane Part 3: ???

Snakes on a Plane 3: Snakes on a Boat

Schmidty · 03-23-2006, 01:06 PM

I LOVE that photoshop "Steaks on a Cane". I can't stop laughing at it.

cthomer5000 · 03-23-2006, 01:41 PM

There is little doubt this is going to be the greatest movie ever.

Mustang · 03-23-2006, 01:51 PM

Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel

It's a snake.. a snake.. ohhhhhhhh it's a snake

Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel

Honolulu_Blue · 03-23-2006, 07:22 PM

I am very excited by this movie.

cthomer5000 · 03-28-2006, 11:48 PM

I recommend the "Snakes On The Brain" video from this site. Safe for work, and pretty amusing:

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/

stevew · 03-29-2006, 01:21 AM

I think in the sequel someone should let loose a bunch of crocodiles on a cruise ship. That one scene in Eraser with the Crocs was cool enough so that it could probably support a whole movie.

MrBug708 · 03-29-2006, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUFAN

I like this t-shirt:

Where can I buy this?

Antmeister · 03-29-2006, 02:59 AM

Here are the Snakes on the Plane auditions. The impressionist is really good:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-...apAudition.wmv

And here is the blog I got it from:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/

Lorena · 03-30-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Here are the Snakes on the Plane auditions. The impressionist is really good:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-...apAudition.wmv

Funny auditions

Lorena · 03-30-2006, 11:54 PM

dola,

That's the most ridiculous trailer I've ever seen...

I'll pay to watch it... I'm sure it'll be much funnier after a few shots of tequila.

DaddyTorgo · 07-30-2006, 10:17 PM

just saw my first ad on tv for this. UGH. BAAAD.

QuikSand · 07-30-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

just saw my first ad on tv for this. UGH. BAAAD.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Rohan of Bethesda, Md.

"It's a genius title," Rohan said. "It's so stupid it's great. It invites satire, but it's something you just love. It's something I can't explain. You either get it or you don't."

Indeed.

TLK · 07-31-2006, 06:56 AM

Here is the "theme song" with video.....

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVpHa4nKFA

:cheesy:

03-17-2006, 03:06 PM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh dear lord, it looks worse than I imagined. I'm not even sure how that's possible... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 03-17-2006 at 03:07 PM.

03-17-2006, 03:16 PM	#7
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	wow that looks better than anaconda. actually jackson is correct in keeping the title as Snakes on a Plane. Adds a certain something to it. In a strange way the whole thing works. I think it's funny the writers wanted to change the name to Flight 121. Like it was to be taken seriously as a movie. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-17-2006, 03:33 PM	#11
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Steaks on a cane rofl __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-17-2006, 04:30 PM	#15
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	roflmao Roots __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-17-2006, 05:46 PM	#17
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	This movie is going to be awesome! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-17-2006, 03:06 PM	#2
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I want to click the trailer links, but I'm scared. Hold me first.

03-17-2006, 03:11 PM	#4
JeffR High School JV Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada	He says "Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes." Then pulls out a gun. He uses a snake to whip some guy. He tasers a snake. If this movie looked any more awesome, my head would explode.

03-17-2006, 03:14 PM	#6
GoSeahawks High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olympia, Wa	http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583

03-17-2006, 03:29 PM	#10
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I still want to be held, damn it!

03-17-2006, 04:07 PM	#13
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	lol awesome, looks like the plane set from the Wedding Singer. Needs more Billy Idol.

03-17-2006, 05:20 PM	#16
atatange1 High School JV Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: WA state	I just saw the trailer, could this be worse then Gigli? It looks like it.

03-17-2006, 06:49 PM	#18
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	This movie has the Oscar in the bag. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

03-17-2006, 11:33 PM	#20
Mr. Sparkle High School JV Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Francisco	I've heard there's a sequel already in development. Snakes On A Plane II: Planes On A Snake __________________ I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

03-18-2006, 12:01 AM	#24
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	OMG! that fark page is possibly the greatest thread of all time.

03-18-2006, 12:24 AM	#26
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I heart Totalfark. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-18-2006, 12:31 AM	#27
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	SEQUEL! I wonder what Part 3 would be called? :-) Snakes on a Plane Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake Snakes on a Plane Part 3: ??? __________________

03-18-2006, 07:19 PM	#31
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	You can buy the t-shirt now. BTW I love the acronym S.O.A.P. for Snakes On A Plane.

03-22-2006, 11:23 PM	#32
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	I like this t-shirt: __________________

03-23-2006, 12:28 PM	#34
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Brilliant.

03-23-2006, 12:41 PM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	the official movie logo __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-23-2006, 01:06 PM	#38
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I LOVE that photoshop "Steaks on a Cane". I can't stop laughing at it. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

03-23-2006, 01:51 PM	#40
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel It's a snake.. a snake.. ohhhhhhhh it's a snake Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel Samuel __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

03-23-2006, 07:22 PM	#41
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	I am very excited by this movie. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

03-29-2006, 01:21 AM	#43
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I think in the sequel someone should let loose a bunch of crocodiles on a cruise ship. That one scene in Eraser with the Crocs was cool enough so that it could probably support a whole movie.

03-29-2006, 02:59 AM	#45
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Here are the Snakes on the Plane auditions. The impressionist is really good: http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-...apAudition.wmv And here is the blog I got it from: http://www.snakesonablog.com/ __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

03-30-2006, 11:54 PM	#47
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dola, That's the most ridiculous trailer I've ever seen... I'll pay to watch it... I'm sure it'll be much funnier after a few shots of tequila.

07-30-2006, 10:17 PM	#48
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	just saw my first ad on tv for this. UGH. BAAAD.

07-31-2006, 06:56 AM	#50
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Here is the "theme song" with video..... hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVpHa4nKFA :cheesy: Last edited by TLK : 07-31-2006 at 07:01 AM.

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