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View Poll Results: What do you wash with?
Good ole' bar of soap 62 52.54%
Soapy washcloth 15 12.71%
Effeminate poof 21 17.80%
Scratchy loofa-things 9 7.63%
Other 10 8.47%
A squirming rainbow trout 1 0.85%
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:15 PM   #1
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What do you wash with?

My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:17 PM   #2
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bodywash and my hands
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:19 PM   #3
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soap, and then I use one of those scrubby things for the 'sunless' areas....
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:21 PM   #4
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i use bodywash. much easier to lather up and generally smells better than regualr soap.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:22 PM   #5
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....then I use one of those scrubby things for the 'sunless' areas....

Behind the cabinets?
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:24 PM   #6
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Soap (Dove, I can't use the regular deodorant soaps because they kill my skin). That is all.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:28 PM   #7
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My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?
There was a time when "real men" wouldn't have used soap.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:31 PM   #8
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Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:37 PM   #9
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Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:41 PM   #10
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Neutrogena makes a great product, their clarifying soap in a little scrubby pouch, so you are using regular soap (which I know is important to men) but you get some exfoliation at the same time...not to feminine either!
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:42 PM   #11
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Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.


Dola

That is so wrong! Soap will dry out your hair and make it icky...definitely invest in a bottle of shampoo!!!
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:44 PM   #12
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:46 PM   #13
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No way I'd use soap on my hair. I've got a brillo pad as it is, I can't imagine how bad it would be with soap.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:50 PM   #14
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:50 PM   #15
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No way I'd use soap on my hair. I've got a brillo pad as it is, I can't imagine how bad it would be with soap.

My hair is the same way, and I can't imagine how awful it would be if I had to just use soap.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:51 PM   #16
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:51 PM   #17
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:57 PM   #18
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:58 PM   #19
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:10 PM   #20
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Bar soap.


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Old 01-30-2006, 03:11 PM   #21
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:14 PM   #22
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Soap, and my cat.
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:36 PM   #23
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Axe body wash


Do women follow you around smelling you? Or plow through library shelves to get to smell you?
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:50 PM   #24
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That one commercial, I think it's for TAG, the one where the teen girl's mom is coming on to the boyfriend who has come to pick her up for a date, is completely inappropriate for TV. Appropriate for the child molester thread, of course, but that's another story altogether. I don't know why, but that commercial shocked the hell out of me when I first saw it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:52 PM   #25
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What exactly do you use a washcloth for anyway? A hard day in the coal mine?
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:11 PM   #26
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Soap. Anything else is weird.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:11 PM   #27
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Dola, even after not showering for two months (exactly), I only used soap for my first shower.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:13 PM   #28
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You people wash?

Pussies.
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:05 PM   #29
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You people wash?

Pussies.

Based on that comment, I am assuming you aren't seeing much of that these days
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:08 PM   #30
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:10 PM   #31
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I voted "effeminate poof." It's ok, cuz I'm a girl.

I use the poof and either Dove or Caress body wash, usually.

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Old 01-30-2006, 06:12 PM   #32
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:26 PM   #33
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I use a soaped up loofa.
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:30 PM   #34
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Soapy washcloth by women.
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:33 AM   #35
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I'm more of a cologne man.
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:40 AM   #36
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You people wash?

Pussies.

LOL.....I am going to assume that you like to bathe by candlelight in your own dirt and wear your patriotic undies just to say that you're a manly man.
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:57 AM   #37
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I voted "effeminate poof." It's ok, cuz I'm a girl.

I use the poof and either Dove or Caress body wash, usually.

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Old 01-31-2006, 01:02 AM   #38
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I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women.
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:08 AM   #39
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Soap it is.
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:10 AM   #40
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bodywash and my hands

that's the way for me too...

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Old 01-31-2006, 07:33 AM   #41
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I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women.

And Cringer is the only that used a squirming trout.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:40 AM   #42
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Axe body wash

Same here. I used to use Irish Spring Sport soap, but I got tired of the little lady bitching at me, telling me how regular soap dries out my skin and will give me wrinkles.

Please forgive me, I'm weak.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:53 AM   #43
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It's Dove and a washcloth for me.
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I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women.


I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women
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Old 01-31-2006, 11:22 AM   #45
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I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women

Are you sure about that?
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I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women

that'S because to women, it's only a poof, not an effeminate poof

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Old 01-31-2006, 11:51 AM   #47
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Effeminate poof

cthomer5000, Dodgerchick, FBPro, Honolulu_Blue, ice4277, JeeberD, kiwiLB57, lordscarlet, Marmel, MikeVic, MikeVick7, oliegirl, raf105, Sublime 2, Telle, terpkristin, Tigercat, timmynausea

18 18.18%

If more of those people are women, my apologies...I don't recognize some of the names so I might be off by one or two...but the vast majority of them are men
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Old 01-31-2006, 11:53 AM   #48
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Effeminate poof

cthomer5000, Dodgerchick, FBPro, Honolulu_Blue, ice4277, JeeberD, kiwiLB57, lordscarlet, Marmel, MikeVic, MikeVick7, oliegirl, raf105, Sublime 2, Telle, terpkristin, Tigercat, timmynausea

18 18.18%

If more of those people are women, my apologies...I don't recognize some of the names so I might be off by one or two...but the vast majority of them are men

I think you missed my meaning.
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:04 PM   #49
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Come on man... search and bump a 2 year old thread.
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