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Old 08-26-2012, 05:19 PM   #1
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We're not very good at spotting large cats

The last time this happened

BBC News - Police investigate 'lion' spotted in a field in Essex

it turned out to be this

BBC News - Appeal to trace tiger toy owner after police alert
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:49 PM   #2
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that actually looks pretty realistic
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:15 PM   #3
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I want one!
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:19 PM   #4
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Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:09 PM   #5
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Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.

HA, nice imagination.
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:02 AM   #6
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We've become too trained at spotting raptors, is why.
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:18 AM   #7
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Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.

Funny or Spot On ... I can't decide.
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:47 AM   #8
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"Hit it with a dart"

"I did, it still hasn't gone down!"

"It's just sitting there mocking us!"

"Hit it again!!! For the love of God, hit it again!!!!"

Two more darts fired.

"It didn't even flinch!!!! What kind of abomination is this?!?!?!"
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:13 PM   #9
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"Hit it with a dart"

"I did, it still hasn't gone down!"

"It's just sitting there mocking us!"

"Hit it again!!! For the love of God, hit it again!!!!"

Two more darts fired.

"It didn't even flinch!!!! What kind of abomination is this?!?!?!"

This is why they only let Deputy Fife carry one bullet.
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:19 PM   #10
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Old 08-27-2012, 02:53 PM   #11
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You got a fuckin dart in your neck
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