Damn These Looks Of Mine

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:01 PM

I look really young, like 20 or younger. I have been going to the this grocery store for the last two months and this girl that works there just will not stop checking me out. She gives me change with her hands cupped and then runs her fingers down my hand. Then one time she was bagging and I had five cases of water and I put one up there and she came over and told me they could just scan it with a tag they had and put my water back in my buggy for me. Well I caught her starring at my butt, I don't really blame her. I lost some weight and even my barber told me my pants where baggy around my butt, so I changed and man the women will not stop looking. I took my sister with me to get the jeans. The next day my sister-in-law comes over and after I leave comments about my butt to my sister. What is so fascinating about it, I can't really get a good view of it even though I've tried numerous times.

Back on topic I thought this girl was 19 or 20 but yesterday I went in there and she told the old man in front of me she was home schooled. Know I'm guessing she is 17. I'm kinda a different and can't get her out of my mind because her smile just draws me in like a fat guy to the buffet on steak night.

Another problem I had was today at Fuddruckers. I go in there in see this attractive girl, guessing she's 20. I make I contact with her and then look up to see what I want for sure. Maybe two seconds past and I proceed to her lane and then a guy about 20 said "I can take care of you over here". Seriously I heard the girl gasp. I was right in front of her and then I wasn't. After I went over to hm I was wondering why I did(no gay comments). Why would he be so eager to take my order. I guess gays really are more aggressive. Then when I was leaving I thought I would look at her one more time and guess what happened. He was waving at me like a just gave him the best sexual fantasy of his life and told me to come back soon.

Basically I attract the young and been told I was queerbait when I was younger and appearantly its true. Damn these looks of mine.

spleen1015 · 06-28-2008, 05:06 PM

You're a legend in your own mind.

Zelig · 06-28-2008, 05:07 PM

Horns???

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 05:07 PM

Your barber checked out your ass?

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Your barber checked out your ass?

He said my butt looked baggy, thats when I had to update the jeans.

vex · 06-28-2008, 05:23 PM

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

He said my butt looked baggy, thats when I had to update the jeans.

A simple 'yes' would have been enough.

Lathum · 06-28-2008, 05:37 PM

I can assure you that would be my last trip to that barber

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:39 PM

I'm being serious, except for the catching the girl check my butt out(she really grabbed the water in front of me and smiled and said something, as she approached me, her eyes distracted me the way she was looking at me.) and that guy really seemed too happy and eager at fuddruckers. And freaked me out.
The biggest stretch of this is I had 3 cases of water and not 5 cases.

My sister-in-law a couple of months ago said I was looking better in my jeans right in front of my brother, thats when I said your wife is checking out my butt. Thats probably why she didn't say anything in front of me again.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I can assure you that would be my last trip to that barber

He doesn't cut my hair. Some girl about 35 does. Last time I went in there she told me after I got my haircut I had never looked so awesome, she was kidding around but wasn't.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 05:48 PM

So how is he "your barber" exactly?

Wouldn't "man employed as a barber, but not my barber, who is known to check out my ass" a better description?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-28-2008, 05:48 PM

Guys, don't talk shit about TCY Junkie.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 05:49 PM

Pumpy, are you in fact the barber?

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:50 PM

If I was making this up the girl wouldn't have worked at a grocery store. I was thinking about that when I was writing it. No one is going to believe me, or even help me out.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-28-2008, 05:53 PM

welp guess i'm done here

terpkristin · 06-28-2008, 05:54 PM

Hey, you're MY age! What YOU doing tonight?

/tk

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

So how is he "your barber" exactly?

Wouldn't "man employed as a barber, but not my barber, who is known to check out my ass" a better description?

He did cut my hair one time, just once I tell you, a long time ago. He owns the barber shop, no one else was their and he had a good side view when I walked in. They talked about crazy stuff in there when there is only a few in there. But by the time I left 6 people where in line and he told me to get some more jeans or something to that effect.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Hey, you're MY age! What YOU doing tonight?

/tk

Don't know. My male cousin said numerous times he would marry me if I was a girl, self-centered guy just assumes the answer would have been yes.

terpkristin · 06-28-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Don't know. My male cousin said numerous times he would marry me if I was a girl, self-centered guy just assumes the answer would have been yes.

LOL. Gotta keep him guessing.

/tk

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

LOL. Gotta keep him guessing.

/tk

Well I'm pretty sure the lady that stayed with my grandma thinks I'm gay. We didn't have enough beds and so me and my cousin slept on the same bed. Hole to hole was the way we did it, but pole to pole would have been fine too. Anyway we never meet her and she is knocking on the glass window in the living room. I open the bedroom door slightly to see who it is, and my cousin that has no brain jumps on top of me, about that time she sees us double stacked on the bed looking out the door. She never mentioned it or even judged us, she was pretty cool for an 88 year old lady watching an 86 year old lady.

ageofquarrel · 06-28-2008, 06:13 PM

dude check the laws in your state 17 years old might be legal

terpkristin · 06-28-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Well I'm pretty sure the lady that stayed with my grandma thinks I'm gay. We didn't have enough beds and so me and my cousin slept on the same bed. Hole to hole was the way we did it, but pole to pole would have been fine too. Anyway we never meet her and she is knocking on the glass window in the living room. I open the bedroom door slightly to see who it is, and my cousin that has no brain jumps on top of me, about that time she sees us double stacked on the bed looking out the door. She never mentioned it or even judged us, she was pretty cool for an 88 year old lady watching an 86 year old lady.

You know, this brings to mind a conversation I got into with some guy friends of mine recently. They absolutely WILL NOT pass eachother pole to pole, it must be hole to hole. Like, if they're in a narrow-ish area, such as between tables in a restaurant, they've gone out of their way to ensure we know they're not gay. Then again, we never see one without the other, so it's sort of a running joke.

/tk

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ageofquarrel

dude check the laws in your state 17 years old might be legal

He never says how old his sister and sister in law are either...he might be safe with them too.

He does mention the old lady neighbor is 88, so I know he's good there.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

You know, this brings to mind a conversation I got into with some guy friends of mine recently. They absolutely WILL NOT pass eachother pole to pole, it must be hole to hole. Like, if they're in a narrow-ish area, such as between tables in a restaurant, they've gone out of their way to ensure we know they're not gay. Then again, we never see one without the other, so it's sort of a running joke.

/tk

Pole to hole is a big no no, no matter what. I thought even my cousin knew that.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

You know, this brings to mind a conversation I got into with some guy friends of mine recently. They absolutely WILL NOT pass eachother pole to pole, it must be hole to hole. Like, if they're in a narrow-ish area, such as between tables in a restaurant, they've gone out of their way to ensure we know they're not gay. Then again, we never see one without the other, so it's sort of a running joke.

/tk

Are they together when they buy new jeans? I think that would give you the answer.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

lollz TCYJunkie was at the gay bar Fudgepackers and the whole time thought he was at Fuddruckers.

Good thing for the lollz or I would have reported you to pumpy.

AlexB · 06-28-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

He did cut my hair one time, just once I tell you, a long time ago. He owns the barber shop, no one else was their and he had a good side view when I walked in. They talked about crazy stuff in there when there is only a few in there. But by the time I left 6 people where in line and he told me to get some more jeans or something to that effect.

What style did he suggest? A Brazilian?

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ageofquarrel

dude check the laws in your state 17 years old might be legal

Yeah its 17, but what if she's younger and what is a good way to find out her age, I am to young, good looking, and soft SKINNED to go to jail.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

He never says how old his sister and sister in law are either...he might be safe with them too.

He does mention the old lady neighbor is 88, so I know he's good there.

Leave my sisters out of it just this one time. Man.
And this happened 3 years ago and 200 miles away. And I don't want drive that far for a 91 year old, even though she seems pretty flexible.

samifan24 · 06-28-2008, 06:27 PM

This thread is awesome.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by samifan24

This thread is awesome.

Truth is funnier than fiction.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:34 PM

Maybe I should go buy a seventeen magazine and ask her if the magazine and her have anything in common.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-28-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Maybe I should go buy a seventeen magazine and ask her if the magazine and her have anything in common.

You can pick them both up for under $5?

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

You can pick them both up for under $5?

I don't know if I'm going to do it, the fuddruckers thing still has me shaking my head.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 06:49 PM

She is kind of shorter than most girls I'm attracted to, maybe pumpy is rubbing off on me. You take that any way you want to. Just quoting pumpy.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-28-2008, 07:00 PM

sup baby

Karlifornia · 06-28-2008, 07:05 PM

note to self: Create thread about every time a girl has checked you out. It's really endearing.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

note to self: Create thread about every time a girl has checked you out. It's really endearing.

You just don't understand my problems.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

sup baby

Trying to figure out her age without looking creepy. I keep forgetting how young looking I am. When I bought a truck at 24, the guy asked if I was 16 yet.

Logan · 06-28-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I make I contact with her

What a gem.

Julio Riddols · 06-28-2008, 07:26 PM

The only reason I ever enjoyed large family gatherings was that sometimes our cousins would stick around for the night and we would all spoon. they all cut hair now, and I just wish I could be gay without all the scrutiny. I didn't have the money for cosmetology school.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

What a gem.

One person on this forum doesn't get my humor. And its not you.

Passacaglia · 06-28-2008, 07:39 PM

This totally smacks of effort.

st.cronin · 06-28-2008, 07:51 PM

I don't really get TCYJ's humor, but I do like the pic of him with the devils horns in the computer lab.

timmynausea · 06-28-2008, 08:00 PM

A fat dude loses some weight, and the next thing you know he's telling stories about some mundane flirting like he's Brad Pitt getting mauled by women wherever he goes. I've seen it a million times.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ageofquarrel

dude check the laws in your state 17 years old might be legal

I gonna put you on my buddy list. Anyone that believes a guy that looks 10 years younger and doesn't know the minimum age is gullible.

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I don't really get TCYJ's humor, but I do like the pic of him with the devils horns in the computer lab.

I will explain it to you since you like norm.
I went to fuddruckers and this dick called me over to his station when I was in front of this girl's register. Thought that was weird and then the guy started waving like crazy and asked me to come back when I left. It really disturbed me. And was going to post about it. I put in the title and thats when I thought everyone else talks about how good they are and their girl troubles, so I will make something up to put that down and since I'm young looking I went with that. Thought everyone knew I was making fun of other message boards and their girl threads, guess not.

There is a girl and most of this true,(espically about the barber) but I didn't come here to complain, I comes to entertain.

st.cronin · 06-28-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I gonna put you on my buddy list. Anyone that believes a guy that looks 10 years younger and doesn't know the minimum age is gullible.

I will explain it to you since you like norm.
I went to fuddruckers and this dick called me over to his station when I was in front of this girl's register. Thought that was weird and then the guy started waving like crazy and asked me to come back when I left. It really disturbed me. And was going to post about it. I put in the title and thats when I thought everyone else talks about how good they are and their girl troubles, so I will make something up to put that down and since I'm young looking I went with that. Thought everyone knew I was making fun of other message boards and their girl threads, guess not.

There is a girl and most of this true,(espically about the barber) but I didn't come here to complain, I comes to entertain.

"other message boards" ... what does that mean.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

"other message boards" ... what does that mean.

I don't know, so I guess I'm busted.

TCY Junkie · 06-28-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by timmynausea

A fat dude loses some weight, and the next thing you know he's telling stories about some mundane flirting like he's Brad Pitt getting mauled by women wherever he goes. I've seen it a million times.

Yeah, so why didn't you get it.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-28-2008, 08:34 PM

I'm loving this, quite honestly.

06-28-2008, 05:07 PM	#4
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Your barber checked out your ass? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-28-2008, 05:48 PM	#11
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	So how is he "your barber" exactly? Wouldn't "man employed as a barber, but not my barber, who is known to check out my ass" a better description? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-28-2008, 05:48 PM	#12
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Guys, don't talk shit about TCY Junkie. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-28-2008, 05:49 PM	#13
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Pumpy, are you in fact the barber? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-28-2008, 05:50 PM	#14
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	If I was making this up the girl wouldn't have worked at a grocery store. I was thinking about that when I was writing it. No one is going to believe me, or even help me out. Last edited by TCY Junkie : 06-28-2008 at 05:50 PM.

06-28-2008, 05:06 PM	#2
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	You're a legend in your own mind.

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Zelig Mascot Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 6721 Foxpointe Road Fort Worth, TX 76132	Horns???

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vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	ok

06-28-2008, 05:37 PM	#8
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I can assure you that would be my last trip to that barber

06-28-2008, 05:39 PM	#9
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	I'm being serious, except for the catching the girl check my butt out(she really grabbed the water in front of me and smiled and said something, as she approached me, her eyes distracted me the way she was looking at me.) and that guy really seemed too happy and eager at fuddruckers. And freaked me out. The biggest stretch of this is I had 3 cases of water and not 5 cases. My sister-in-law a couple of months ago said I was looking better in my jeans right in front of my brother, thats when I said your wife is checking out my butt. Thats probably why she didn't say anything in front of me again.

06-28-2008, 05:53 PM	#15
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	welp guess i'm done here __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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06-28-2008, 06:13 PM	#21
ageofquarrel H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2004	dude check the laws in your state 17 years old might be legal

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samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	This thread is awesome. __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

06-28-2008, 06:34 PM	#32
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	Maybe I should go buy a seventeen magazine and ask her if the magazine and her have anything in common.

06-28-2008, 06:49 PM	#35
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	She is kind of shorter than most girls I'm attracted to, maybe pumpy is rubbing off on me. You take that any way you want to. Just quoting pumpy.

06-28-2008, 07:00 PM	#36
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	sup baby __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-28-2008, 07:05 PM	#37
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Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	The only reason I ever enjoyed large family gatherings was that sometimes our cousins would stick around for the night and we would all spoon. they all cut hair now, and I just wish I could be gay without all the scrutiny. I didn't have the money for cosmetology school. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

06-28-2008, 07:39 PM	#43
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	This totally smacks of effort.

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st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I don't really get TCYJ's humor, but I do like the pic of him with the devils horns in the computer lab. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

06-28-2008, 08:00 PM	#45
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	A fat dude loses some weight, and the next thing you know he's telling stories about some mundane flirting like he's Brad Pitt getting mauled by women wherever he goes. I've seen it a million times.

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm loving this, quite honestly. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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