Remember the poster with a co-worker in porn?

BishopMVP · 05-06-2004, 11:20 PM

I forget who it was, sorry. One of my friends just sent me a link to a girl I graduated with last year auditioning for a porn video. Before you ask, no link will be provided. I wonder if she'll come back to town this summer.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-06-2004, 11:21 PM

If you're not going to provide a link, you don't need to tell us about this!!

DanGarion · 05-06-2004, 11:23 PM

Dude.... why mention it if you don't provide the link?

just hxxp:// it!

korme · 05-06-2004, 11:26 PM

CleBrownsfan

BishopMVP · 05-06-2004, 11:28 PM

The link I got is only a preview of an apparently larger video. It's up in my AIM profile if you really care that much.

GoldenEagle · 05-06-2004, 11:40 PM

Is that your friend in the white?

LionsFan10 · 05-06-2004, 11:45 PM

LoL, wow. I seen one of my friends on a dominatrix site right after we graduated, but that was back in 2000 so sorry, no link but ... man, this is a little different.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-07-2004, 12:13 AM

After watching the video, I bet she didn't get the job.

MizzouRah · 05-07-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

After watching the video, I bet she didn't get the job.

Todd

MizzouRah · 05-07-2004, 12:20 AM

dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?

When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd

GoldenEagle · 05-07-2004, 12:20 AM

I think she is pretty cute. By the way, you should not delte this trhead, just erase the link and then everyone who did not see the video will be pissed.

Neuqua · 05-07-2004, 12:20 AM

Ouch Pumpy. Ouch.

Neuqua · 05-07-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BishopMVP

I forget who it was, sorry. One of my friends just sent me a link

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

MrBug708 · 05-07-2004, 12:23 AM

She seemed pretty stupid.

she just couldn't talk then

GoldenEagle · 05-07-2004, 12:27 AM

I would love to be "Rob".

stevew · 05-07-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?

When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd

Dude, Snopes that. Classic urban legend.

MizzouRah · 05-07-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Dude, Snopes that. Classic urban legend.

Yes, I'm an idiot. Must have been all the sand fleas.

This ones even better:

Quote:

A Marine corporal in Desert Storm receives a courtesy package from home, including a box of tasty cookies. The corporal shares the two dozen or so cookies with his squad mates as they sit to watch the enclosed video. After a few moments of news, greetings, etc., the screen shows the corporal's wife, standing in a kitchen, mixing cookie dough NAKED. Suddenly, another man, naked, walks into the kitchen and begins to receive a blowjob from the corporal's wife. As he is beginning to climax, she directs the resultant semen into the mixing bowl. "Hope you enjoy the cookies, I want a divorce," she says to the camera, while wiping her chin

stevew · 05-07-2004, 12:36 AM

http://www.snopes.com/military/videobye.htm

The cookie one is fricking hilarious.

stevew · 05-07-2004, 12:44 AM

The HXXP link also directly links to the website. You need to hxxp it as text instead of HTMLing and then HXXPing it.

JeeberD · 05-07-2004, 01:29 AM

Am I the only person that the video was upside down for?

Suicane75 · 05-07-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Am I the only person that the video was upside down for?

Perhaps you were the only who was upside down while watching it?

JeeberD · 05-07-2004, 01:53 AM

Nah...I haven't had that much beer tonight...

Philliesfan980 · 05-07-2004, 05:05 AM

Man thats so wrong to do.

If true, that guy would have to be a real asshole to justify doing something to that while in combat.

Suicane75 · 05-07-2004, 05:21 AM

My friend and i used to pee in a cup and put food coloring in it and give it to his little brother and tell him it was kool aid. Good times.

Tekneek · 05-07-2004, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

My friend and i used to pee in a cup and put food coloring in it and give it to his little brother and tell him it was kool aid. Good times.

Unforgivable.

Noble_Platypus · 05-07-2004, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?

When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd

I dont think its true. I heard the same story when I was in the navy and it was supposed to have happened to a guy in the navy.

Tekneek · 05-07-2004, 08:02 AM

There was a "retired porn actress" working for my employer as an Administrative Assistant. She was laid off last year in one of our many cutbacks (ie, offshoring initiatives). I've been told she is making her porn comeback this year. I believe Kimberly Kummings is her 'screen name.'

cuervo72 · 05-07-2004, 10:02 AM

What the heck is an AIM profile?

CamEdwards · 05-07-2004, 10:12 AM

what the heck is porn??

cuervo72 · 05-07-2004, 10:14 AM

[nya nya nya nya nya]Cam posted in a porn thread...Cam posted in a porn thread...Cam posted in a porn thread[/nnnnn]

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2004, 12:32 PM

I'd hit it.

CamEdwards · 05-07-2004, 12:37 PM

thanks, Franklin.

Airhog · 05-07-2004, 09:42 PM

This girl i went to school with in HS got into shooting nude photos I saw her website, and she wasnt that bad, too bad it look like her face got hit by a mack truck

Pumpy Tudors · 05-07-2004, 09:45 PM

hey man pics plz tks

The Afoci · 05-07-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

hey man pics plz tks

Typing full words with one hand is incredibly difficult.

cthomer5000 · 05-09-2004, 07:18 AM

I think i missed on this. damn!

05-06-2004, 11:21 PM	#2
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If you're not going to provide a link, you don't need to tell us about this!! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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05-06-2004, 11:28 PM	#5
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	The link I got is only a preview of an apparently larger video. It's up in my AIM profile if you really care that much. Last edited by BishopMVP : 05-07-2004 at 01:21 AM.

05-06-2004, 11:45 PM	#7
LionsFan10 High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A	LoL, wow. I seen one of my friends on a dominatrix site right after we graduated, but that was back in 2000 so sorry, no link but ... man, this is a little different. __________________ It's true, it's true.

05-07-2004, 12:13 AM	#8
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	After watching the video, I bet she didn't get the job. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-06-2004, 11:26 PM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	CleBrownsfan

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GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Is that your friend in the white?

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MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	dola, Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition? When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself. Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least. Todd Last edited by MizzouRah : 05-07-2004 at 12:26 AM.

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Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Ouch Pumpy. Ouch. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

05-07-2004, 12:23 AM	#14
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	She seemed pretty stupid. she just couldn't talk then

05-07-2004, 12:27 AM	#15
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I would love to be "Rob".

05-07-2004, 12:36 AM	#18
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	http://www.snopes.com/military/videobye.htm The cookie one is fricking hilarious.

05-07-2004, 12:44 AM	#19
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	The HXXP link also directly links to the website. You need to hxxp it as text instead of HTMLing and then HXXPing it.

05-07-2004, 01:29 AM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Am I the only person that the video was upside down for? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-07-2004, 01:53 AM	#22
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Nah...I haven't had that much beer tonight... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-07-2004, 05:05 AM	#23
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Man thats so wrong to do. If true, that guy would have to be a real asshole to justify doing something to that while in combat.

05-07-2004, 05:21 AM	#24
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	My friend and i used to pee in a cup and put food coloring in it and give it to his little brother and tell him it was kool aid. Good times.

05-07-2004, 08:02 AM	#27
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	There was a "retired porn actress" working for my employer as an Administrative Assistant. She was laid off last year in one of our many cutbacks (ie, offshoring initiatives). I've been told she is making her porn comeback this year. I believe Kimberly Kummings is her 'screen name.' Last edited by Tekneek : 05-07-2004 at 08:02 AM.

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05-07-2004, 10:12 AM	#29
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	what the heck is porn?? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-07-2004, 10:14 AM	#30
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	[nya nya nya nya nya]Cam posted in a porn thread...Cam posted in a porn thread...Cam posted in a porn thread[/nnnnn] __________________ null

05-07-2004, 12:32 PM	#31
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd hit it.

05-07-2004, 12:37 PM	#32
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	thanks, Franklin. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-07-2004, 09:42 PM	#33
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	This girl i went to school with in HS got into shooting nude photos I saw her website, and she wasnt that bad, too bad it look like her face got hit by a mack truck __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	hey man pics plz tks __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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