Bob Lewandowski, we will BURY you!

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by TCY E-mail System

Bob Lewandowski, a quarterback, has decided not to accept your offer and will attend Auburn next season.

Punk, you SAID that you cared about Distance and Prestige. Adamsville is nearly three times closer to Tuscaloosa than to Auburn, you geographically-challenged nimrod! We're freakin' ELEVEN prestige points higher than them, idiot! Haven't you seen us destroy them in the Iron Bowl the past two seasons, moron??? Listen, you little thug. Where was Auburn when no one other than 'Bama and a little SC8 school had offered you a scholly in Week 2? Where was Auburn when it came time in Week 8 to sign up for official visits, and they hadn't even bothered to offer you a scholarship, then, huh? WHERE WERE THE WAR CHICKENS THEN?????

And another thing, oh obtuse one. Did you not know that the War Chickens signed Joe Dar Dar last season, and he's red-shirting? Don't you know that he's better than you? Have you also not heard of Juan Short??? You know, the #2 QB in the country a couple of years ago, who also is Auburn, with three years of eligibility left. Yeah, good decision, jerk-off. You MIGHT see the field as a fifth-year Senior, IF you're lucky, punk. Did you not believe me when I freaking TOLD you that you had a chance to be a four-year starter at 'Bama. Darrell Daniels and Bobby Maxfield are out of eligibility after this year, and you're probably better than both Kendall Durham AND Glen Harrison. Heck, I wasn't kidding when I told you that you had a chance to start as a true freshman. That's the problem with your generation. You don't LISTEN!!!

Well, you little jerk, I hope you're happy with your decision. You'd better be. You also better hope that We're-Too-Stupid-To-Tell-The-Difference-Between-A-Tiger-And-An-Eagle-U can sign some offensive linemen before you ever become a starter, because let me tell you something, boy. We are going to blitz you hard, you little ingrate. We are going to blitz you like you've never been blitzed before. We are going to hurt you. We want your heart. We want to eat your children. You will understand that there is NOTHING MORE SERIOUS THAN A RED ELEPHANT ABOUT TO BLITZ YOUR ASS!!! Bob Lewandowski, kiss my natural black ASS!!!!!!!

ROLL TIDE!!!

[Joe]

[randal7]

Too much coffee?

[Ben E Lou]

Nah, a bit understated. If you think that was excessive, then you really have no idea how much Alabama and Auburn people hate one another.

I guess it is my own fault. This guy looked like such a sure-thing signee, that I didn't really contact any other QB's after Week 1 or so. Now I'm stuck scavenging for a mediocre QB. Bleh.

[Ben E Lou]

Oh, the details can be found here: Bear Bryant Challenge: Alabama 2006

[Ben E Lou]

Ah. I've got another idea. Since I'm importing this career into FOF, I'll make sure to sign him, then change his position to make him worthless.

[cthomer5000]

The IHOF emoticons rule.

[Tekneek]

Bob Lewandowski = thug? Polish gangbangers?

[fantastic flying froggies]

Where's the money Lewandowski?
Give us the money Lewandowski!

[GrantDawg]

That was just too funny. Sounds like it came straight off sports talk radio in Birmingham.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

The IHOF emoticons rule.

Long live angry Meatwad!

[sterlingice]

I think this counts as trolling and should result in penalty box time

SI

[Ragone]

You are mistakenly assuming people in alabama know geography again..

[spleen1015]

Sports radio is horrid in Alabama. Every conversation leads back to the Alabama/Auburn rivalry. They could be talking about Minnesota professional ice fishing and those folks can relate it to the that rivalry, then steer the conversation that way.

[Ben E Lou]

Lewandowksi is now a freshman, and red-shirting. The S.O.B. is rated 23/91. The aforementioned Dar Dar and Short are down to 19/46 and 35/67, respectively. This chump may get more playing time than I thought. I really hope we can injure him.

[sovereignstar]

uh..

*takes shirt off*

go tide!

[Ben E Lou]

Heh. In his second season, the ingrate doesn't see the field, and his ratings are only 23/85. I'd love to see him sit on his butt for five seasons and not develop.

[MikeVick7]

I enjoyed that immensely.

[scooper]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Darkiller]

LOLOL.
Great post SkyDog, you really gave me a laugh on that one.

[RendeR]

Out-frak-ing-standing rant dude!

[Ben E Lou]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He sat on his backside for another season. He's rated 31/88 now, and *might* start in 2010.

And Alabama is now 6-0 vs. the War Chickens.

[Sharpieman]

Originally Posted by Ragone

You are mistakenly assuming people in alabama know geography again..

[Leonidas]

People who forget to bribe their top recruits should shut up and color

[judicial clerk]

Which team is more popular in Alabama? I would guess the Crinmson Tide, but you never know with these things unless you live there.

[Ben E Lou]

I've picked up this dynasty again. It is 2010, Lewandowski's third year of eligibility. I am VERY happy to report that:

1. The bastard STILL hasn't played a down.
2. His popularity among his teammates is "Lousy."
3. He has only developed to 31/88.

Chump.

[Peregrine]

Time to induce a transfer?

[Flasch186]

glad to see someone's is still fiddling around with TCY.

[Cringer]

What does this have to do with the Big Lebowski?

[timmynausea]

Originally Posted by Cringer

What does this have to do with the Big Lebowski?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[B & B]

Mark it down eight.

[Ben E Lou]

Update: heading into the Iron Bowl 2010, Lewandowski has gotten to play in three games for the War Chickens this year. He has been dismal: 1 for 8, 23 yards, and he was sacked once. GOOD!!! Auburn has gone downhill since his signing, and he could see the field in the expected blowout. I hope so. I hope we hurt him.

[Ben E Lou]

Unfathomable. We turn the ball over six freakin' times and lose to them for the first time in our 7-year career. Lewandowski's butt remains on the bench all day long adn we never get the chance to injure him.

[Bo Jackson's Hip]

At least they can beat us (Auburn) on a video game, cause they can't do it IRL, IMO.

[Ben E Lou]

Lewandowski's final stats for 2010:

2 for 9, 26 yards, 0 TD's, 0 INT's, 1 sack, 2 carries, -4 yards.

Heading into 2011, the 5th-year senior is rated 41/88, and the Chickens have no youngster with any promise at the position. Looks like we're finally going to get to see what Lewandowski is made of this year. Gotta run the NFL portion of the challenge first, but I should be getting back to the college game by tomorrow at the latest. (I'm off of work this week.)