This here tree is built to last

Butter · 12-10-2003, 08:16 AM

Ain't no needles comin' off this here tree.

WSUCougar · 12-10-2003, 08:26 AM

FRA-GI-LE. Must be from Italy.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 08:42 AM

You used up all the glue... on PURPOSE. NOTAFINGA!

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 08:46 AM

That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator

Edit - I knew I had flubbed this quote...just didn't know how badly...fixed now.

Butter · 12-10-2003, 09:05 AM

Mmmmm....
MMMMM....
MMMMMMMM!!!!

I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!

You can put your arms down when you get to school.

WSUCougar · 12-10-2003, 09:23 AM

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as I know, is still somewhere in space over Lake Michigan.

CamEdwards · 12-10-2003, 09:29 AM

ooooohhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuudddddddgggggggeeeeee

rkmsuf · 12-10-2003, 09:29 AM

Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 09:43 AM

It's a LEG!

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 09:59 AM

Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine... Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch...

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 10:11 AM

Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 10:12 AM

I triple dog dare ya!

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 10:20 AM

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 10:22 AM

oh boy a zepplin WHOOPEE!

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 10:24 AM

He looks like a pink nightmare.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 10:26 AM

meatloaf, beatloaf, I hate meatloaf.

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 10:35 AM

What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

albionmoonlight · 12-10-2003, 10:37 AM

You'll shoot your eye out

(Too easy?)

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
You'll shoot your eye out

(Too easy?)

Yes.

He had yellow eye by god yellow eyes!

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 11:29 AM

I triple dog dare ya!

KWhit · 12-10-2003, 11:46 AM

Don't talk to me. I'm... I'm thinking.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 11:47 AM

ooh he's a deadeye

Butter · 12-10-2003, 11:47 AM

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's Candy Store.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 11:49 AM

I told you not to use Lifeboy.

korme · 12-10-2003, 11:51 AM

I am confused.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I am confused.

Why?

It it twas.... soap.... poisoning.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qwikshot
I triple dog dare ya!

Cheater, look up a couple of posts...

This isn't one of those tree where all the needles fall off is it?

WSUCougar · 12-10-2003, 12:01 PM

How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:02 PM

They could deliver the deed!

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 12:05 PM

primelord · 12-10-2003, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's Candy Store.

They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminent danger of overplaying my hand.

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 12:07 PM

The old man could change a fuse quicker than a jackrabbit on a date.

Qwikshot · 12-10-2003, 12:07 PM

Not a finger!!!

WSUCougar · 12-10-2003, 12:07 PM

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

primelord · 12-10-2003, 12:09 PM

Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the delusion that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 12:14 PM

It's a clinker!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!!!

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Not a finger!!!

That's 2 that people have tried that I already said...

Kid the line ends here, it STARTS back there.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:19 PM

You're being punished that means no comic books. Don't you give me that look, you're going to get it!

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 12:19 PM

My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:20 PM

Who's mommy's little piggy?

rkmsuf · 12-10-2003, 12:21 PM

Ho, Ho, Hooooooo...

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:22 PM

And what do you want little boy?

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 12:24 PM

My father worked with profanity the same way artists worked with oils or clay.

rkmsuf · 12-10-2003, 12:24 PM

Waaaaaaaaa...

Ok, get him off me...

scooper · 12-10-2003, 12:25 PM

HO!
Ho!
Ho!

I always loved the Santa at the top of the slide.

I actually have an original Red Rider bb gun. It was my dad's. He got it when he was about Ralphie's age. He never shot his eye out, though.

edit: doh! rkmsuf beat me to it.

rkmsuf · 12-10-2003, 12:25 PM

Bumpasses!!!

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:26 PM

Hurry up kid the store's closin.

Aylmar · 12-10-2003, 12:29 PM

Do you know what Ralphie just said?

What?

NO!! NOT THAT!!!!!!

Do you know where he heard that word?

Probably from his father...

No! He heard it from your son!

WHAT!!?? WHAT!!?? WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!???!!

Aw...what'd I do mom?

rkmsuf · 12-10-2003, 12:31 PM

Your dad really isn't going to kill Ralphie...

Chubby · 12-10-2003, 12:31 PM

The queen mother of dirty words. The F dash dash dash word.

12-10-2003, 08:26 AM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Re: This here tree is built to last FRA-GI-LE. Must be from Italy. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-10-2003, 08:46 AM	#4
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator Edit - I knew I had flubbed this quote...just didn't know how badly...fixed now. __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred Last edited by Aylmar : 12-10-2003 at 10:14 AM.

12-10-2003, 09:05 AM	#5
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Mmmmm.... MMMMM.... MMMMMMMM!!!! I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN! You can put your arms down when you get to school. __________________ My listening habits

12-10-2003, 09:23 AM	#6
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as I know, is still somewhere in space over Lake Michigan. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-10-2003, 09:29 AM	#7
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	ooooohhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuudddddddgggggggeeeeee __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

12-10-2003, 08:42 AM	#3
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	You used up all the glue... on PURPOSE. NOTAFINGA!

12-10-2003, 09:29 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-10-2003, 09:43 AM	#9
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	It's a LEG! __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 09:59 AM	#10
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine... Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch...

12-10-2003, 10:11 AM	#11
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man. __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-10-2003, 10:12 AM	#12
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	I triple dog dare ya!

12-10-2003, 10:20 AM	#13
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-10-2003, 10:22 AM	#14
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	oh boy a zepplin WHOOPEE!

12-10-2003, 10:24 AM	#15
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	He looks like a pink nightmare. __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 10:26 AM	#16
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	meatloaf, beatloaf, I hate meatloaf.

12-10-2003, 10:35 AM	#17
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse? __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-10-2003, 10:37 AM	#18
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	You'll shoot your eye out (Too easy?)

12-10-2003, 11:29 AM	#20
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I triple dog dare ya! __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 11:46 AM	#21
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Don't talk to me. I'm... I'm thinking.

12-10-2003, 11:47 AM	#22
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	ooh he's a deadeye

12-10-2003, 11:49 AM	#24
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	I told you not to use Lifeboy.

12-10-2003, 11:51 AM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I am confused.

12-10-2003, 12:01 PM	#28
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-10-2003, 12:02 PM	#29
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	They could deliver the deed!

12-10-2003, 12:05 PM	#30
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	C+ __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 12:07 PM	#32
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	The old man could change a fuse quicker than a jackrabbit on a date. __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 12:07 PM	#33
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Not a finger!!! __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

12-10-2003, 12:09 PM	#35
primelord Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the delusion that I was 4 years old, but also a girl. __________________ .

12-10-2003, 12:14 PM	#36
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	It's a clinker!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!!! __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-10-2003, 12:19 PM	#38
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	You're being punished that means no comic books. Don't you give me that look, you're going to get it!

12-10-2003, 12:20 PM	#40
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	Who's mommy's little piggy?

12-10-2003, 12:21 PM	#41
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ho, Ho, Hooooooo... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-10-2003, 12:22 PM	#42
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	And what do you want little boy?

12-10-2003, 12:24 PM	#43
Aylmar High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Los Angeles	My father worked with profanity the same way artists worked with oils or clay. __________________ "At its best, football is still football, an amalgam of thought and violence, chess with broken bones and shredded ligaments." -- Dave Kindred

12-10-2003, 12:24 PM	#44
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Waaaaaaaaa... Ok, get him off me... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales