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First penis transplant cut short!?
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If I were on a waiting list for a penis transplant, I'd be waiting for one more than four inches long. Last edited by Raiders Army : 09-19-2006 at 08:20 PM. |
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09-19-2006, 01:44 PM | #2 |
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guy had his penis lopped off twice
oh and that European Urology is a really good read
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09-19-2006, 01:50 PM | #3 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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September 2005...accident 8 months earlier...Far East country...someone needs to check our archive of penis misfortune stories to see if we have a match.
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09-19-2006, 01:51 PM | #4 | |
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maybe he lost it in a roller coaster accident
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09-19-2006, 02:06 PM | #5 |
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What psychological concerns could you have where the option of having NO penis is better than having a penis.
They give him a smaller one or something? Maybe one that bent to the right a touch? Or did they accidentally give him a Japanese one?
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09-19-2006, 03:52 PM | #7 | |
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Maybe he needs a hand transplant. Could give himself the ultimate stranger.
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These are too good. Apparently wives don't dig it when you think with another man's penis? Last edited by MalcPow : 09-19-2006 at 04:09 PM. |
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09-19-2006, 04:07 PM | #9 |
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Shouldn't the thread title be, "First Penis Transplant Cut Short!"?
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09-19-2006, 04:23 PM | #10 |
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So does this mean the only successful dick transplant is still the AJ Pierzynski trade?
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well, it didn't say from which animal the penis came from. coulda been a canine dong. those red lipsticks are gross. imagine a dog doodle on a man? it'd freak me out too. |
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09-19-2006, 04:33 PM | #12 | |
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Tastes great, less filling? |
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09-19-2006, 04:33 PM | #13 |
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I think the next time I use a public bathroom I'll ask the guy next to me if I can hold his penis so I can overcome the psychological problems of my upcoming penis transplant.
That should be fun.
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09-19-2006, 04:49 PM | #14 |
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"The penis had been donated by the parents of a 22-year-old brain-dead man. The operation was successful but Hu and his team removed the transplant two weeks later."
If by some miracle this guy wakes up, he is going to be pissed.
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09-19-2006, 05:25 PM | #15 |
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There's a joke to be made somewhere in here about hitting something with Bea Arthur's penis.
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09-19-2006, 05:41 PM | #16 | |
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Even more pissed off when he finds out the guy didn't want it.
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09-19-2006, 07:00 PM | #17 | |
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That's an unfortunate choice of words. |
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09-19-2006, 07:03 PM | #18 |
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An Arkansas football team joke is missing here.
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09-19-2006, 07:30 PM | #19 |
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If anyone could use a Penis Mightier, it's this guy.
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09-19-2006, 09:04 PM | #21 |
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I can't wait for the NHL 2006-2007 season thread where you'll be more appreciated. This is gold.
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09-19-2006, 09:06 PM | #22 | |
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09-20-2006, 08:38 AM | #23 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Someone on another board has this in their signature: AJ Pierzynski saying cheers to his wife and new baby boy who watch from home.
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09-20-2006, 12:53 PM | #24 |
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I'm stumped on this one
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09-20-2006, 04:00 PM | #25 |
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Haha. Indeed, but, intential choice of words. I wonder had the other guy kept his new member, would he then be able to claim that he slept with all people the brain dead guy slept with?
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09-20-2006, 06:23 PM | #26 |
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Most painfull sounding thread title ever
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