The Brotherhood of Turducken Island

[dacman]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I'd like to be added to ye olde waiting list or ye olde active ship roster if there be room

SI

Ahoy mateys, Me found us a bilge rat! A bottle of rum to the first to five bites!

[kingfc22]

Aye. Vlad like to go wenching with Lady Elizabeth.

[kingfc22]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I'd like to be added to ye olde waiting list or ye olde active ship roster if there be room

SI

Ay matey, must be Greybeard the Blind.

[sterlingice]

Sorry- had to quickly post before the Fantasy Hockey draft. I'll get on ship and information shortly.

SI

[Celeval]

Yarrrrr.

The Dreary Roger be bowing to the desires of me crew. First, the captain be wenching with the local guvner's daughter (5gp). Then, while me first mate and the parrot be planning a raid on Ye Old Coastal Town; the crew goes wenching for the barmaids of a slightly lower class (1gp).

[sterlingice]

“Sterling Silvers has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

Sterling Silvers (2g)
Cruising - d4
Boarding - d4
Raiding - d4
Dueling - d4
Trade - d4
HARRRRR! - d6
Ship - "the Silver Piece" - d4
Crew - d4

(and should the ship be accepted, the following be our plan)

Silver Piece Itinerary
1. Plannin' a raid on ye olde fishing village
2. Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs (Master of Iron Foot William = Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs)
3. Minion of Iron Foot William

Sterling Silvers's Deep Pirate Thoughts
"I'm going to be a pirate!"

SI

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

“Sterling Silvers has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

Welcome aboard. Too bad Turducken Island is on the gold standard....HARRRRR!

Sterling Silvers (2g)
Cruising - d4
Boarding - d4
Raiding - d4
Dueling - d4
Trade - d4
HARRRRR! - d6
Ship - "the Silver Piece" - d4
Crew - d4

[WSUCougar]

Reminder: We sail on the morning tide. The deadline approaches.

(Do not post or edit actions after the deadline)

[Poli]

Garr!

[WSUCougar]

The Turn 1 Deadline has passed

[Poli]

Garr!

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

Garr!

?

SI

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

Garr!

[sachmo71]

harrr!

[Poli]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

2 points. You know me too well, RH.

[WSUCougar]

TURN 1 REPORT:

HARRRRR! A flurry of activity initiates The Brotherhood! Gold and guano for some, live and learn for the rest, eh? That’s the pirate way.

Two d6 crews have made themselves available on Turducken Island, and will join the pirate who offers them the most gold as a signin’ bonus. HARRRRR! die rolls break any ties. Remember, this be a RECRUIT action and is separate from any other one.

The “Maggie,” a d6 ship, is for sale down at the wharf. It’s a fine and hardy vessel. The owner has not set a price but will accept offers; just include your offer as part of any TRADE action.

Posted Quest: A dueling tournament will be held in Turn 2. Weapons will be blunt-edged, so no wounds will be taken. All participants will face off in individual combat, with the match-ups drawn by lot. The winner of the tournament will take home a +1 dueling sword. The numbers will be bolstered by other pirates (not of The Brotherhood) to fill enough slots to make a 4, 8, or 16 field. Note QUEST as your 3rd action in Turn 2 if you wish to participate.

Remember to list a mandatory Drunken Debauchery action if you have one for Turn 2. Also be aware of crew losses or ship damage, as well as accept or decline any trade offers.

Please drop me a PM if you see any errors.

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The results (in updated rank order):

Pinkbeard (20g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d6
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Happiness" d4
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 3

1. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ships found
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ships found
3. Trade = nothing to trade

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Torstein the Unholy (18g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Ivy Wisp" d4 -1
Holds: [4g][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plan to raid a fishing village = A most excellent plan is devised! (6 dr)
2. Raid fishing village = 13 raid (6+2+1+4) vs. 13 defense (3+4+4+2) = A narrow victory! Alas, the Ivy Wisp took some damage. No gold was found (since the result was a tie), but guano cargo amounting to 4g was taken.
3. Trade = An offer of 4g was made for yer guano (4g x 1 trade dr). Do ye accept?

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Davy the Cunning (17g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing Village [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "Hellantic" d4
Holds: [2g][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Wenching (2gp) = A poor effort (9 dr + 1 Harrrr! dr + 2g) fails miserably! The wenches (59 dr) cackle mockingly and spurn ye!
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! 8 boarding (1+4+3) vs. 8 defense (4+3+1), and the ship is narrowly captured without crew loss or ship damage! Huzzah! Guano booty amounting to 2g is placed in one of Hellantic’s holds.
3. Plan a Ye Olde Fishing Village Raid = A decent plan is devised (3 dr)

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Billy Rumsucker (15g)
Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Drunken Whale" d4
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Wenching (1gp) = A poor effort (8 dr + 3 Harrrr! dr + 1g) fails miserably! The gorgeous wenches (87 dr) cackle mockingly and spurn ye!
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ship found
3. Trading = nothing to trade

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McShae the Picky (15g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d6
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Full Corset" d4
Crew d4
Quest: Track down the “Shelly Baker” (luxuries)

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising for Ye Old Resources = no ship found
2. Trade = nothing to trade
3. Repair = nothing to repair

Random Event: A fisherman with an old grudge against the captain of the “Shelly Baker” tells you of its typical trade route. The vessel carries luxuries, but if you wish to Cruise for it the frequency roll will be a d4 rather than a d10 due to this information. This is an individual quest. You may share or trade this information.

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Java Rob the Warlord (14g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Diseased Yak" d6
Holds: [1g][empty]
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! 9 boarding (3+3+3) vs. 8 defense (2+2+4), and the ship is narrowly captured. You suffer one crew loss. Huzzah! Guano booty amounting to 1g is placed in one of the Diseased Yak’s holds.
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ship found
3. Trading = An offer of 3g was made for yer guano (1g x 3 trade dr). Do ye accept?

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Ravenbeard McNasty (12g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Fishing Village [3], Coastal Town [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Syphlitic Sea Bass" d4
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 3

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plan Ye Olde Fishing Village Raid = A decent plan is devised (3 dr)
2. Plan Ye Olde Coastal Town Raid = A decent plan is devised (3 dr)
3. Wenching (1gp) = A poor effort (6 dr + 4 Harrrr! dr + 1g) fails miserably! The spectacular wenches (94 dr) cackle mockingly and spurn ye!

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Iron Foot William (12g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing Village [1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "The Wandering Raider of the Seven Seas" d4 -1
Holds: [5g][empty]
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plan a raid on ye olde fishing village = A poor plan was devised [1]
2. Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs (as minion of Sterling Silvers) = Ship found! Boarding 17 (2/3 + 4/4 + 1/3) vs Defense 13 (4+4+5) is successful, but the battle is bloody and both pirates suffer a crew loss. Foodstuffs amounting to 2g are added to the Silver Piece’s hold.
3. Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs (Master of Sterling Silvers = Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs) = Ship found! Boarding 18 (4/3 + 3/1 + 3/4) vs Defense 13 (6+4+3) is successful, but both pirate ships are damaged in the fray. Foodstuffs amounting to 5g are added to the Wandering Raider’s hold.

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Bart the Not-So-Cunning (11g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Coastal Town [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Dreary Roger" d4
Crew d6+1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4 (will be ignored, thanks to the wenches)

Turn 1 Actions:
Wenching (5gp) = Wenching 32 (25 dr + 2 Harrrr! Dr + 5g) successfully beds some homely farm girls (21 dr)! Ye can ignore your next Drunken Debauchery, and have a +1 crew through the end of Turn 2.
Plan raid on Ye Old Coastal Town = A decent plan is devised (3 dr)
Wenching (1gp) = Wenching 99 (96 dr + 2 Harrrr! Dr + 1g) successfully beds some classy whores (43 dr)! Ye can ignore your next Drunken Debauchery, and have a +1 crew through the end of Turn 2.

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Lazy Eye Quinn (11g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Silver Secret" d4 -1
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ship found
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! But Boarding 5 (3+1+1) vs Defense 10 (4+4+2) fails – this is one tough guano captain! - and the ship and crew both suffer.
3. Trading = nothing to trade

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Bill the Bloated (10g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Bloated Beaver" d4 -1
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 2

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = no ship found
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! But Boarding 6 (1+2+3) vs Defense 10 (2+4+4) fails – this guano captain is a nasty SOB! - and the ship and crew both suffer.
3. Trade = nothing to trade

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Vlad the Pillager (10g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Royal Viking Star" d4
Holds: [1g][empty]
Crew d4 +1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 4 (will be ignored, thanks to the wenches)

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plan a raid on ye olde fishing town = A good plan was devised [4]
2. Raid ye olde fishing village = 10 raid (4+1+3+2) vs. 7 defense (3+2+1+1) = A bloodless victory! 7g is plundered, as well as guano amounting to 1g.
3. Wenching (2g) = An outstanding effort (93 dr + 4 Harrrr! dr + 2g) beds some old hags (9)! But what’s done is done, and the crew is content. Ye can ignore your next Drunken Debauchery, and have a +1 crew through the end of Turn 2.

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Lawrence the Lazy (9g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plan: Fishing village [2]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Apathy" d4
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 2

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising fer guano = no ship found
2. Cruising fer more guano = no ship found
3. Planning a raid on ye olde fishing town = A mediocre plan is devised [2]

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Red-Eyed Ted (8g)
Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4 -2 (case o’ the crabs)
Ship "Insomniac Lemming" d4 -2
Holds: [4g][empty]
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruise for Guano = Ship found! But Boarding 5 (2+1+2) vs Defense 8 (3+2+3) fails – guano breeds tough captains - and the ship and crew both suffer.
2. Cruise for Guano = Ship found! Boarding 7 (3+1+3) vs Defense 6 (2+3+1) succeeds, though the Insomniac Lemming is damaged further. Guano amounting to 4g is placed in the ship’s hold.
3. Trade = An offer of 4g was made for yer guano (4g x 1 trade dr). Do ye accept?

Random Event: Damn, Ted, your eyes aren’t all that be red. That’s a nasty case o’ the crabs. (HARRRRR! rating suffers a -2 modifier next turn, and -1 the turn after that),

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Louis Vergenbois (7g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d6
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship d4
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 3

Turn 1 Actions:
1. cruise for foodstuffs = no ship found
2. cruise for more foodstuffs = no ship found
3. trade = nothing to trade

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Red Jack Turner (6g)
Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Lone Wolf" d4
Holds: [2g][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 2

Turn 1 Actions:
1) Cruise for Guano = Ship found! Boarding 8 (4+1+3) vs Defense 4 (1+1+2) succeeds easily against this weakling. Guano amounting to 2g is placed in the Lone Wolf’s hold.
2) Cruise for Guano = no ship found
3) Trade = An offer of 6g was made for yer guano (2g x 3 trade dr). Do ye accept?

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Vaclav the Cruel (4g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship “Avenger” d4 -1
Holds: [2g][empty]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 2

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plan a raid on a Fishing Village = a decent plan is devised [3]
2. Cruise for guano = Ship found! Boarding 7 (1+3+3) vs Defense 6 (2+1+3) narrowly succeeds. Guano amounting to 2g is placed in the Avenger’s hold.
3. Cruise for guano = Ship found! Boarding 9 (3+1+5) vs Defense 11 (4+4+3) fails against a tough guano ship, and the Avenger is damaged in the fight.

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Lady Elizabeth the Blond (3g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Blackened Catfish" d4
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Cruising for guano = no ship found
2. Cruising for foodstuffs = no ship found
3. Trading = nothing to trade

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Sterling Silvers (2g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "the Silver Piece" - d4 -1
Holds: [2g][empty]
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

Turn 1 Actions:
1. Plannin' a raid on ye olde fishing village = a decent plan is devised [3]
2. Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs (Master of Iron Foot William = Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs) = Ship found! Boarding 17 (2/3 + 4/4 + 1/3) vs Defense 13 (4+4+5) is successful, but the battle is bloody and both pirates suffer a crew loss. Foodstuffs amounting to 2g are added to the Silver Piece’s hold.
3. 3. Cruisin' fer ye olde foodstuffs (as Minion of Iron Foot William) = Ship found! Boarding 18 (4/3 + 3/1 + 3/4) vs Defense 13 (6+4+3) is successful, but both pirate ships are damaged in the fray. Foodstuffs amounting to 5g are added to the Wandering Raider’s hold.

[WSUCougar]

TURN 2 DEADLINE IS 24 HOURS FROM THIS VERY MOMENT!

[Coffee Warlord]

I be happy to accept the bid for me guano booty, first of all. Cap'n Java Rob the Warlord be happy the thar be someone dumb enough to be buying me guano.

Then....

We be offering to Recruit one of the d6 crews, and be offering 6gp for thar services.
We be a Minion ta Ravenbeard McNasty, and be sharing our grog with the fine Cap'n.
And we be Cruising for s'more Guano

[Barkeep49]

Arr! Me ship be damaged and me crew restless.

Vlad the Cruel and the fearsome ship Avenger shall:
1. TRADE me valuables (and if I can do this with one action, I be bidding 1 GP for the ship!)
2. We be needin some DRUNKEN DEBAUCHARY
3. If me and me crew be up to it, I would like to be partakin in the Deuling Tournament and so be QUESTING

[Raven Hawk]

Yaaarrrr!

Not an entirely unproductive turn for Ravenbeard and the McNasty Bastards.

We'll be doin' this a' next:

Action 1: Plan Ye Olde Harbor City Raid
Action 2: Raid Ye Olde Coastal Town using decent {3} plans (Master of Java Rob = Raid Ye Olde Coastal Town using decent {3} plans)
Action 3: Trade - Sell me goods and offer 11g on "The Maggie"

[WSUCougar]

NOTE:
A word about recruiting crew bids...the only thing that counts in terms of bidding is the final amount listed at the deadline. Bluff away to your heart's content, but you will only be held to a bid if it's there at the deadline. However, also note that editing your bids (or any other part of your action post) after the deadline negates your whole turn.

[WSUCougar]

NOTE:
A word about raiding and holds...a single successful raid has the potential to fill your ship's holds with cargo. It often will only fill one hold, but it can fill more. Keep this in mind when conducting multiple raids and/or cruising in the same turn, as you may end up losing some booty value due to lack of space.

[Wolfpack]

Arr! We be glady acceptin' the 6g offer for the guano we carry. As for our next round of actions, we be conductin' the followin'

1) Cruise for guano
2) Plan a raid on a fishing village
3) Suffer drunken debauchery

[Poli]

Garr! Me be needin' a new crew.

[Barkeep49]

Cougarrr can I be gettins me a ruling on whether I may combine my trade and bid action?

[sterlingice]

Silver Piece Itinerary
(tentatively, of course)
1. Recruit a d4 pirate to replace the fallen one, who was given a proper burial at sea {1g}
2. Trade- get ye olde offer on the foodstuffs
3. Raid on ye olde fishing village using decent {3} plans (Master of Iron Foot William = Raid on ye olde fishing village)

Sterling Silvers's Deep Pirate Thoughts
"One day in and we've already lost a shipmate "

Sterling Silvers's Pirate Stats
Ye Olde Foodstuffs Boarded: 2

SI

[dacman]

Har! Please be postin' yer pirate name with yer actions! I'm a slow-witted pirate cap'n and I can't keep track! (is there a rule?)

[Barkeep49]

Me crew has been talking and we will gladly accept ye bids for our decent raiding plans (3) on a Farming Village.

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Me crew has been talking and we will gladly accept ye bids for our decent raiding plans (3) on a Farming Village.

Ye'll be lucky to get the clap fer plans like that!

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Cougarrr can I be gettins me a ruling on whether I may combine my trade and bid action?

Avast yer blind bartendin' self!

just include your offer as part of any TRADE action.

The answer be "AYE!"

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by dacman

Har! Please be postin' yer pirate name with yer actions! I'm a slow-witted pirate cap'n and I can't keep track! (is there a rule?)

'Tis a good rule, aye. Eases me sufferin' mind as well.

[Barkeep49]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Ye'll be lucky to get the clap fer plans like that!

And ye will be lucky to not recieve me dagger in his back for comments like that!

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

And ye will be lucky to not recieve me dagger in his back for comments like that!

Call him out! CHALLENGE HIM!

*hoots of bravado and assorted questioning of manhoods*

[sachmo71]

McShae the Picky

1. Cruising for Luxuries (quest)
2. Trade and offer 10g fer "Maggie"
3. Quest (tourney)

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

And ye will be lucky to not recieve me dagger in his back for comments like that!

Pah! Lucky? Ye'd be lucky if'n ye could hit a the broadside of a frigate with grapeshot from 3 meters!

[Katon]

Red-Eyed Ted

I dasn't feel like goin' anywhere today.

1. Trade (looking for a new offer for my guano, accepting whatever I can find)
2. Recruit one of the d6 crews (7g)
3. Plottin' a raid on the local fishing village

Note that I'll have at least 12g (possibly more) after selling the guano

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Not that I can afford her, but can you rename "The Maggie" if you buy her?

Harrrr! She was owned by the dread pirate Rod Stewart...got somethin' against him? But the answer be "Aye!"

[vex]

Iron Foot William

1. Recruit - 1 d4 crewmate(1g)
2. Trade foodstuffs(and accept) and aquire the "Maggie" (10g)
3. Minion of Sterling Silvers

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Me crew has been talking and we will gladly accept ye bids for our decent raiding plans (3) on a Farming Village.

We be but a poor crew on the Silver Piece, but we'd offer up our only 1g we have left.

SI

[Sublime 2]

Bill the Bloated

1. Plan a fishing village raid
2. Plan a fishing village raid
3. Drunkin Debauchery!

[Barkeep49]

While Stirling Silvers be a good Cap't wes were unable to reach an agreement and so we will listen to any other offers ye might have for our raid plans.

[dacman]

Lazy Eye Quinn

1) Recruit crew replacement
2) Repair ship
3) QUEST (a duelin' we be goin')

[ibnsgirl]

Well that sailed' less than spectacularly.
Seein' as how th' crew o' th' Blackened Catfish be ou' o' sorts, we intend t':

1. Plot a raid on a local fishin' village, an'
2. Continue in the'r search fer guano
I, Lady Elizabeth the Blond, on th' other hand, be goin' t' get me anger ou' by joinin' in th'
3. Quest.

[Izulde]

Avast! Me ship and me crew they did well thanks to m'superior plannin'! We be acceptin' th' offer for our guano and be makin' the followin' plans.

1. Drunken debauchery
2. Trade and offer for th' Maggie (7 gp)
3. Avast! Me be takin' out the' others in the Duel Quest!

[Arctus]

Lazy Lawrence's Turn 2 Actions:
1. Cruising fer yet more guano
2. Cruising fer still yet more guano
3. Drunken Debauchery

[Poli]

DAVY THE CUNNING

Garr! Me crew is a bit soft.

1. RECRUIT D6 Crew. Be offering 5g for their services.

2. Cruise for Ye Olde Guano.

3. Trade. We be looking at that new ship as well. We be offering 11g for it, lad.

[kingfc22]

Garr. Me men like ye olde hags, but they be wanten sum real ladys next time.

[kingfc22]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Ye'll be lucky to get the clap fer plans like that!

cl..

[kingfc22]

Vlad the Pillager and the Royal Viking Star will use day 2:

1. Plan a raid on ye old coastal town
2. Trade me guano
3. Recruit d6 crew - Vlad be offering 5g for the new viking crew

[Blade6119]

The love boat failed miserably...i be pissed....best take my dueling talent to test and kick everyones ass!!

1. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano
2. Cruising for Ye Olde Guano
3. Avast! Me be takin' out the' others in the Duel Quest!