Rumors abound out of Best Korea

cartman · 02-10-2012, 01:05 PM

There are a flurry of rumors coming out that Kim Jong-Un has been assassinated. If true, the coup will make things very interesting in that part of the world.

Blackadar · 02-10-2012, 01:10 PM

Interesting, but not on MSNBC or CNN yet. It's just a Chinese Twitter rumor...but if true, it could be very interesting.

stevew · 02-10-2012, 01:10 PM

Un-Acceptable

digamma · 02-10-2012, 01:12 PM

Rumor based on "a lot of black cars surrounding the NK embassy in Beijing." OK.

JPhillips · 02-10-2012, 01:14 PM

Most Confusing Thread Title Ever.

Rizon · 02-10-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

Most Confusing Thread Title Ever.

I thought it was about Best Buy. Then I thought Kim Jong was UNassassinated. RTFM fail.

Rizon · 02-10-2012, 01:15 PM

Kim Jong Un Death Rumor Explodes On Twitter, Weibo

bhlloy · 02-10-2012, 01:17 PM

If this is true, does that mean he is now undead?

I'll get my coat...

Rizon · 02-10-2012, 01:17 PM

His Wiki page hasn't been changed so that must mean he's not dead, or undead, or doubleplusgood undead.

Rizon · 02-10-2012, 01:19 PM

"RIP Lil Kim" comments on Twitter in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

sabotai · 02-10-2012, 01:32 PM

If true, this would be his last tweet

@KimJongNumberUn
I BEGGED MY FATHER / BUT HE WOULD NEVER LET ME / SEE NICKELBACK LIVE #sadhaiku

JediKooter · 02-10-2012, 01:34 PM

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!!!!

JonInMiddleGA · 02-10-2012, 02:38 PM

stolen from a writer friend

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if Kim Jung Un is, indeed, dead (assassinated in his Beijing hotel room), it's going to be open season on Un-dead jokes.

EagleFan · 02-10-2012, 02:55 PM

and so the zombie uprising has begun...

Matthean · 02-10-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

and so the zombie uprising has begun...

Even before this news hit.

Ragone · 02-10-2012, 09:06 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...est=latestnews

haha, omg NINJAS!

Matthean · 04-09-2012, 08:48 PM

Joy.

Bobble · 04-10-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

Rumor based on "a lot of black cars surrounding the NK embassy in Beijing." OK.

So you're saying it was done by Dog the Bounty Hunter?

fantom1979 · 04-10-2012, 11:52 PM

Grover · 04-13-2012, 02:32 PM

KimJongNumberUn @KimJongNumberUn
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Etiquette question: if your rocket fails do you still have to feed the scientists? Askin for a friend.

molson · 04-13-2012, 02:54 PM

North Korea is not good at stuff.

JediKooter · 04-13-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

North Korea is not good at stuff.

I don't know why, but, that was extremely funny.

Lathum · 04-20-2020, 08:59 PM

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/20/polit...&utm_term=link

CrimsonFox · 04-20-2020, 09:31 PM

HOLY FUCK WOWWWWWWWW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!

Betya trump did it

actually i was merely thinking that kim has corona
(and not with lime)

I'm always thinking moscow mitch might have it

CrimsonFox · 04-20-2020, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

North Korea is not good at stuff.

lol
what kinda stuff

molson · 04-20-2020, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

lol
what kinda stuff

Living, apparently.

JPhillips · 04-20-2020, 10:10 PM

Now S. Korea is saying they don't see any evidence that Kim is gravely ill.

tarcone · 04-20-2020, 10:35 PM

He doesnt poop or pee. How could he die?

CrimsonFox · 04-20-2020, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

He doesnt poop or pee. How could he die?

he esplode.

RainMaker · 04-21-2020, 03:41 AM

Katy Tury at NBC tweeted out that she had two US sources state he was brain dead after an issue with surgery. She deleted it but it does appear something might be up.

Edward64 · 04-21-2020, 06:17 AM

Hope the presumptive-dear-leader-to-be sister isn't quite as deranged.

It'll be a great day when NK finally opens up one day. I wonder if SK and others have planned for this eventuality and what to do when you get like 24M out of 25M NK who realize they've been lied to.

tarcone · 04-21-2020, 06:51 AM

Galaril · 04-21-2020, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

Hope the presumptive-dear-leader-to-be sister isn't quite as deranged.

It'll be a great day when NK finally opens up one day. I wonder if SK and others have planned for this eventuality and what to do when you get like 24M out of 25M NK who realize they've been lied to.

No chance NK ever opens up by joining with SK. China has contingency plans that even US military and intelligence have know about for decades if NK collapses. They would move in under guise of to stabilize and occupy NK as opposed to having a US supported SK move in.

RainMaker · 04-21-2020, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

Hope the presumptive-dear-leader-to-be sister isn't quite as deranged.

It'll be a great day when NK finally opens up one day. I wonder if SK and others have planned for this eventuality and what to do when you get like 24M out of 25M NK who realize they've been lied to.

She sounds like a piece of shit too.

Kim Yo-jong: the sister of Kim Jong-un, fast 'becoming his alter ego' | World news | The Guardian

Edward64 · 04-21-2020, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

She sounds like a piece of shit too.

Kim Yo-jong: the sister of Kim Jong-un, fast 'becoming his alter ego' | World news | The Guardian

Must be crazies are in the genes.

You know, if I ever became a dictator at let's say a mineral rich African country ... I would, of course, get my millions & billions stashed away in a swiss bank and/or reach out to the Ozark guy to launder/invest it.

But it would get to a point where enough is enough and I would sure as heck do my best for my people.

Atocep · 04-25-2020, 05:42 PM

A Chinese news agency is reporting he's dead. Reports are he collapsed while on a visit in a rural part of the country and an attempt to save him with a stent went badly. Chinese doctors were flown in to advise and one of those doctors is supposedly the source.

CrimsonFox · 04-25-2020, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Atocep

A Chinese news agency is reporting he's dead. Reports are he collapsed while on a visit in a rural part of the country and an attempt to save him with a stent went badly. Chinese doctors were flown in to advise and one of those doctors is supposedly the source.

yikes! stents can do some damage for sure!

JPhillips · 04-25-2020, 06:24 PM

Quote:

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

North Korea or The Office?

Edward64 · 04-27-2020, 05:22 AM

Yeah, if true I can only imagine the medical team fearing for their lives.

However SK is apparently saying nothing is wrong with the crazy kid. I can easily believe the crazy kid is self isolating from the coronavirus and just playing games. But I do hope he's out of the way and maybe, just maybe his sister/half-brother etc. can be a better leader.

Ben E Lou · 04-27-2020, 06:06 AM

NK activist also says he's fine.

The most cowardly and selfish dictator Kim Jong Un is not dead or even sick according to my source. He is hiding out in a fear of getting a Corona virus. Despite lying to the world that there is a zero case of Corona virus, it has been spreading uncontrollably within North Korea pic.twitter.com/8OBP6KolNA — Yeonmi Park(박연미) (@YeonmiParkNK) April 26, 2020

MIJB#19 · 04-27-2020, 06:26 AM

Maybe he took Trump's advice and the so-called sarcasm was a cover up. The president of the USA is brilliant after all?

Edward64 · 06-09-2020, 06:59 AM

There's enough recent news & appearances about the crazy kid now so it seems his disappearance was much ado about nothing unfortunately.

PilotMan · 06-09-2020, 08:43 AM

I think they were right about him hiding from Covid. In retrospect, that is the most logical answer. Or he got sick himself and recovered. He is a deity, so he can't be sick.

Edward64 · 06-13-2020, 07:02 PM

Interesting that she felt empowered (or was told by brother) to speak out. Either is unusual.

Kim Jong Un's sister threatens military action against Seoul over declining relations | TheHill

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s powerful sister threatened military action against South Korea over declining diplomatic relations with Seoul and what she said was its inability to stop leaflets from defectors from pouring over the border.

Kim Yo Jong, who is first vice department director of the ruling Workers’ Party’s Central Committee, panned South Korea as the “enemy” and said public opinion has determined that the South should pay the “dearest price.”

CrimsonFox · 06-13-2020, 07:03 PM

which korea is best again? I forget

stevew · 08-23-2020, 01:23 PM

More death rumors?

CrimsonFox · 08-23-2020, 03:37 PM

Last I heard he wanted to kill dogs

tarcone · 08-23-2020, 04:39 PM

Katy Perry says No

CrimsonFox · 08-23-2020, 05:03 PM

left shark says maybe

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Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Interesting, but not on MSNBC or CNN yet. It's just a Chinese Twitter rumor...but if true, it could be very interesting.

02-10-2012, 01:10 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Un-Acceptable

02-10-2012, 01:12 PM	#4
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Rumor based on "a lot of black cars surrounding the NK embassy in Beijing." OK.

02-10-2012, 01:17 PM	#8
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	If this is true, does that mean he is now undead? I'll get my coat...

02-10-2012, 01:32 PM	#11
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	If true, this would be his last tweet @KimJongNumberUn I BEGGED MY FATHER / BUT HE WOULD NEVER LET ME / SEE NICKELBACK LIVE #sadhaiku

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Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...est=latestnews haha, omg NINJAS!

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molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	North Korea is not good at stuff.

04-20-2020, 08:59 PM	#23
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04-20-2020, 09:31 PM	#24
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	HOLY FUCK WOWWWWWWWW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!! Betya trump did it actually i was merely thinking that kim has corona (and not with lime) I'm always thinking moscow mitch might have it

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RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Katy Tury at NBC tweeted out that she had two US sources state he was brain dead after an issue with surgery. She deleted it but it does appear something might be up.

04-21-2020, 06:17 AM	#31
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Hope the presumptive-dear-leader-to-be sister isn't quite as deranged. It'll be a great day when NK finally opens up one day. I wonder if SK and others have planned for this eventuality and what to do when you get like 24M out of 25M NK who realize they've been lied to. Last edited by Edward64 : 04-21-2020 at 06:52 AM.

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04-25-2020, 05:42 PM	#36
Atocep Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Puyallup, WA	A Chinese news agency is reporting he's dead. Reports are he collapsed while on a visit in a rural part of the country and an attempt to save him with a stent went badly. Chinese doctors were flown in to advise and one of those doctors is supposedly the source.

04-27-2020, 05:22 AM	#39
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Yeah, if true I can only imagine the medical team fearing for their lives. However SK is apparently saying nothing is wrong with the crazy kid. I can easily believe the crazy kid is self isolating from the coronavirus and just playing games. But I do hope he's out of the way and maybe, just maybe his sister/half-brother etc. can be a better leader.

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Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	There's enough recent news & appearances about the crazy kid now so it seems his disappearance was much ado about nothing unfortunately.

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