bad sex award (warning: crude humor

wbonnell · 12-06-2003, 02:56 PM

http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/art...099719,00.html

Some of my favorite passages:

-Honey Mackintosh bobbed up and down between my legs, her big soft lips locked around my hootchee and, true to her Scottish roots, she sucked away like she was the last person left on earth to play the bagpipes on Robbie Burns' birthday.

-he began to probe her vaginal canal, as if he was searching for lost car keys

-She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing. You lift her out. You want to try different kinds of fusion

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 03:50 PM

was is really needed to post a warning message? How many threads here at FOFC dont have crude sexual messages about North Dakota, Canada, or crawfish?

Noop · 12-06-2003, 03:53 PM

It was alright I've read better

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Airhog
was is really needed to post a warning message? How many threads here at FOFC dont have crude sexual messages about North Dakota, Canada, or crawfish?

*looks around innocent like*

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 12-06-2003, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
*looks around innocent like*

Dude, I hope you didn't mention anything having to do with polar bears.

daedalus · 12-06-2003, 06:07 PM

Heh. Funny readings.

Re: "Warning" sign . . . It's probably better to err on the side of caution anyhow, even if I think he handled it perfectly by having a link to it instead.

cuervo72 · 12-08-2003, 08:43 AM

Forget the fiction, go for the real thing!

www DOT eroticanoir DOT com/manuals.html

(Just descriptive text, no nudity. Well, a suggestive sketch drawing for the "logo".)

EDIT BY SKYDOG: Reminder everyone, be very careful about posting links to questionable sites. Some office net snooping systems "grade" a web site partially based on what sites it links to. More than one member of FOFC has gotten flagged at work for FOFC, because of this.

I'm really trying whenever I can not to impose my own moral judgements on this board, so I elected to make the edit above in such a way that anyone who wants to go to the link can figure out what it is.

--Ben

daedalus · 12-08-2003, 09:04 AM

Yeah, if they use a spider, it could probably follow an active link.

Subby · 12-08-2003, 09:11 AM

Since this thread has been appropriately labeled, here is a good link for FranklinNoble:

www DOT velvetboys DOT com

cuervo72 · 12-08-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Forget the fiction, go for the real thing!

www DOT eroticanoir DOT com/manuals.html

(Just descriptive text, no nudity. Well, a suggestive sketch drawing for the "logo".)

EDIT BY SKYDOG: Reminder everyone, be very careful about posting links to questionable sites. Some office net snooping systems "grade" a web site partially based on what sites it links to. More than one member of FOFC has gotten flagged at work for FOFC, because of this.

I'm really trying whenever I can not to impose my own moral judgements on this board, so I elected to make the edit above in such a way that anyone who wants to go to the link can figure out what it is.

--Ben

Ben, I was careful to not submit this through the regular reply but through the quick reply, which should not have rendered the URL as a link, at least that's the way I saw it. So I wouldn't have thought that it would be flagged, because the link shouldn't have been picked up by a spider.

That said, I'll adopt the convention of using "DOT" in any URL's which may be questionable.

edit: As far as moral judgements go, I just have to say that I stumbled upon this site when doing some searching regarding the Evidently, I'm Black thread Fritz posted a few moons ago.

Ben E Lou · 12-08-2003, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Ben, I was careful to not submit this through the regular reply but through the quick reply, which should not have rendered the URL as a link, at least that's the way I saw it. So I wouldn't have thought that it would be flagged, because the link shouldn't have been picked up by a spider.

I noticed that. The problem would have been if someone had replied with a quote. That activates the link. No harm. No foul.

--Ben

cuervo72 · 12-08-2003, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
I noticed that. The problem would have been if someone had replied with a quote. That activates the link. No harm. No foul.

--Ben

Good point, that just occurred to me when I was submitting my follow up. Also, see edit above

Franklinnoble · 12-08-2003, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Subby
Since this thread has been appropriately labeled, here is a good link for FranklinNoble:

www DOT velvetboys DOT com

I'll have to bookmark that for later, thanks.

Tell me... does that site feature sheep or alpacas, by any chance?

12-06-2003, 03:50 PM	#2
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	was is really needed to post a warning message? How many threads here at FOFC dont have crude sexual messages about North Dakota, Canada, or crawfish? __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-06-2003, 03:53 PM	#3
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	It was alright I've read better __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-08-2003, 08:43 AM	#7
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Forget the fiction, go for the real thing! www DOT eroticanoir DOT com/manuals.html (Just descriptive text, no nudity. Well, a suggestive sketch drawing for the "logo".) EDIT BY SKYDOG: Reminder everyone, be very careful about posting links to questionable sites. Some office net snooping systems "grade" a web site partially based on what sites it links to. More than one member of FOFC has gotten flagged at work for FOFC, because of this. I'm really trying whenever I can not to impose my own moral judgements on this board, so I elected to make the edit above in such a way that anyone who wants to go to the link can figure out what it is. --Ben __________________ null Last edited by Ben E Lou : 12-08-2003 at 08:53 AM.

12-08-2003, 09:11 AM	#9
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Since this thread has been appropriately labeled, here is a good link for FranklinNoble: www DOT velvetboys DOT com __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-06-2003, 06:07 PM	#6
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Heh. Funny readings. Re: "Warning" sign . . . It's probably better to err on the side of caution anyhow, even if I think he handled it perfectly by having a link to it instead.

12-08-2003, 09:04 AM	#8
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Yeah, if they use a spider, it could probably follow an active link.

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