Hot Wings!

IlliniCub · 01-04-2013, 10:59 PM

Alright guys,just bragging a bit....In these parts there are amazing functions where you pay 5 dollars and eat wings all day(Wing Dings). In 2011 I finished 3rd, and in 2012 I finished 1st. So in a couple short weeks I'm about to defend my wing eating championship. I've lost some wait and gotten in shape so I'm worried, but I'm gonna go out there an let em have it. I'll update you on my progress. The criteria is you get a 3 pound tray of wing and there's a time limit at the end they weigh how much is left in the tray(you throw bones back).

Suicane75 · 01-04-2013, 11:10 PM

The dump you must take after this thing is over. It's gotta be foul.

Julio Riddols · 01-04-2013, 11:13 PM

Not if it lands in fair territory.

britrock88 · 01-04-2013, 11:21 PM

A 3-pound tray? So, 24-30 wings? Doesn't sound like the craziest eating contest in the world.

IlliniCub · 01-05-2013, 10:15 AM

You have like 90 seconds though....and it goes by total weight eaten so yeah it's not crazy per say

Lathum · 01-05-2013, 11:18 AM

Am I the only one confused by the first post saying you eat wings all day then 3 posts later he says you have 90 seconds.

britrock88 · 01-05-2013, 11:42 AM

Yeah, the 90 seconds makes it more of a contest.

Karlifornia · 01-05-2013, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Am I the only one confused by the first post saying you eat wings all day then 3 posts later he says you have 90 seconds.

Maybe he lives at the north pole. I think the sun is only out for about 2 minutes a day this time of year.

Logan · 01-05-2013, 12:28 PM

I know there are some wing "conventions" where restaurants/individuals supply all different types of wings, you buy a ticket and can try everything, eat as much as you want. Maybe there's a contest tacked on to the end?

IlliniCub · 01-05-2013, 12:32 PM

Oh yeah it's a convention, that also has a contest, I apologize for the ambiguity I was drunk and on fofc and had wings on the mind last night.

britrock88 · 01-05-2013, 01:50 PM

S'alright; not a bad combination of things to be thinking/doing/feeling.

MizzouRah · 01-05-2013, 05:04 PM

Every time I see this thread title, I feel like heading down to the corner bar for some hot wings and a beer.

CleBrownsfan · 01-05-2013, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

Every time I see this thread title, I feel like heading down to the corner bar for some hot wings and a beer.

No kidding... Been craving that combo all day.

Logan · 01-05-2013, 06:02 PM

Screw you guys. And yes I also went across the street and picked up a bunch of beer.

IlliniCub · 01-05-2013, 06:08 PM

Last year one of the vendors at one of the wing dings I go to had a wing with a sauce that came in at 4 million scoville units....It was like eating flames, it was amazing. The sounds and smells of the bathrooms of these things are horrifying.

CleBrownsfan · 01-05-2013, 06:09 PM

Damn - Atomic, huh?? I feel sorry for your shitter tomorrow

Logan · 01-05-2013, 06:23 PM

They have all different sauces, in flavor and heat. I went with the standard hot which is I think the 4th hottest they have. I'm not looking for pain today.

IlliniCub · 01-05-2013, 06:26 PM

Usually it almost never hurts going in for me no matter how hot I love hot stuff. It's when it makes it's exit that gets me

korme · 01-06-2013, 10:05 AM

Not a big fan of hot. Give me some garlic parmesan all day baby, I don't care if it looks like hot jizz

stevew · 01-06-2013, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

They have all different sauces, in flavor and heat. I went with the standard hot which is I think the 4th hottest they have. I'm not looking for pain today.

Quaker Steak?

IlliniCub · 01-25-2013, 08:21 PM

Well tomorrow is finally the big day, Hot Wing eating contest time. Excited to go and try to defend my win from last year! Win or lose the contest it will be a nice day of eating wings for about 7 hours straight!

Comey · 01-27-2013, 03:26 PM

How'd it go?

Matthean · 01-27-2013, 03:47 PM

Probably hasn't left the bathroom yet.

BYU 14 · 01-27-2013, 05:30 PM

I did have 20 in your honor yesterday.......Not quite to your level, but.

IlliniCub · 01-27-2013, 07:30 PM

Well I made a valiant effort but came up short this year....I've kind of just been laying low and recovering from the wings and booze since. Several people in the crowd implied that maybe they got trays mixed up during the weighing process because they said by sight I looked like I won, but that seems far fetched. Either way for the low price of 5 dollars I ate probably between 40 and 70 wings throughout the day. Now I just have to get ready for the next one

BYU 14 · 01-27-2013, 08:00 PM

Damn, possibly 70 wings, that is impressive. A solid 3 months worth of wings for me.

IlliniCub · 01-27-2013, 08:03 PM

Yes to specify the 70 wasn't during the contest itself, just saying throughout the 8 hours we were there that's about what I would guess I had. We kind of just grazed all day getting wings from the various booths.

01-04-2013, 11:13 PM	#3
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Not if it lands in fair territory. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-05-2013, 06:09 PM	#16
CleBrownsfan Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: C-Town	Damn - Atomic, huh?? I feel sorry for your shitter tomorrow __________________ *XBox Gamertag:* Pronk32 FOOL-X - Cleveland Naps FOOL - Cleveland Cyclones SLOP - Cuyahoga Spiders

01-27-2013, 03:26 PM	#22
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	How'd it go? __________________

01-27-2013, 03:47 PM	#23
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Probably hasn't left the bathroom yet. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

01-04-2013, 11:10 PM	#2
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	The dump you must take after this thing is over. It's gotta be foul.

01-04-2013, 11:21 PM	#4
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	A 3-pound tray? So, 24-30 wings? Doesn't sound like the craziest eating contest in the world.

01-05-2013, 10:15 AM	#5
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	You have like 90 seconds though....and it goes by total weight eaten so yeah it's not crazy per say

01-05-2013, 11:18 AM	#6
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Am I the only one confused by the first post saying you eat wings all day then 3 posts later he says you have 90 seconds.

01-05-2013, 11:42 AM	#7
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Yeah, the 90 seconds makes it more of a contest.

01-05-2013, 12:28 PM	#9
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I know there are some wing "conventions" where restaurants/individuals supply all different types of wings, you buy a ticket and can try everything, eat as much as you want. Maybe there's a contest tacked on to the end?

01-05-2013, 12:32 PM	#10
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Oh yeah it's a convention, that also has a contest, I apologize for the ambiguity I was drunk and on fofc and had wings on the mind last night.

01-05-2013, 01:50 PM	#11
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	S'alright; not a bad combination of things to be thinking/doing/feeling.

01-05-2013, 05:04 PM	#12
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Every time I see this thread title, I feel like heading down to the corner bar for some hot wings and a beer.

01-05-2013, 06:02 PM	#14
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Screw you guys. And yes I also went across the street and picked up a bunch of beer.

01-05-2013, 06:08 PM	#15
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Last year one of the vendors at one of the wing dings I go to had a wing with a sauce that came in at 4 million scoville units....It was like eating flames, it was amazing. The sounds and smells of the bathrooms of these things are horrifying.

01-05-2013, 06:23 PM	#17
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	They have all different sauces, in flavor and heat. I went with the standard hot which is I think the 4th hottest they have. I'm not looking for pain today.

01-05-2013, 06:26 PM	#18
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Usually it almost never hurts going in for me no matter how hot I love hot stuff. It's when it makes it's exit that gets me

01-06-2013, 10:05 AM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Not a big fan of hot. Give me some garlic parmesan all day baby, I don't care if it looks like hot jizz

01-25-2013, 08:21 PM	#21
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Well tomorrow is finally the big day, Hot Wing eating contest time. Excited to go and try to defend my win from last year! Win or lose the contest it will be a nice day of eating wings for about 7 hours straight!

01-27-2013, 05:30 PM	#24
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	I did have 20 in your honor yesterday.......Not quite to your level, but.

01-27-2013, 07:30 PM	#25
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Well I made a valiant effort but came up short this year....I've kind of just been laying low and recovering from the wings and booze since. Several people in the crowd implied that maybe they got trays mixed up during the weighing process because they said by sight I looked like I won, but that seems far fetched. Either way for the low price of 5 dollars I ate probably between 40 and 70 wings throughout the day. Now I just have to get ready for the next one

01-27-2013, 08:00 PM	#26
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Damn, possibly 70 wings, that is impressive. A solid 3 months worth of wings for me.

01-27-2013, 08:03 PM	#27
IlliniCub High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2012	Yes to specify the 70 wasn't during the contest itself, just saying throughout the 8 hours we were there that's about what I would guess I had. We kind of just grazed all day getting wings from the various booths.

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