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Old 05-19-2008, 12:28 PM   #1
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Meet your new best friend.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Zack Hample

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Old 05-19-2008, 12:30 PM   #2
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I posted that in the Rickey Henderson is a fargin corksucker thread. And it proves my point exactly.
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Old 05-19-2008, 12:31 PM   #3
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Not this Rickey Henderson talk again! He had a right to the ball and is not a fargin corksucker!
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Old 05-19-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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Oh god, not this loser again.
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Old 05-19-2008, 02:28 PM   #5
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I was hanging out with him when he went to Nationals Park for the first time. My friend is a regular on his blog so he was meeting up with him. He's a bit intense. His "glove trick" is fairly impressive, though.
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Old 05-19-2008, 02:32 PM   #6
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Oh god, not this loser again.

Are you talking about Rickey Henderson, Zack Hample...or me?
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:45 PM   #7
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I bet he has 3 cats at home.
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:13 PM   #8
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:00 PM   #9
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:07 PM   #10
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What a tool
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:08 PM   #11
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I was hanging out with him when he went to Nationals Park for the first time. My friend is a regular on his blog so he was meeting up with him. He's a bit intense. His "glove trick" is fairly impressive, though.

Glove trick?
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:22 PM   #12
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I think he has taken ritalin at least once in his life
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:47 PM   #13
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Geez ... I could have 3,000 balls too if I was a complete tool with no job, no life, no friends and no concerns about ruining the baseball experience of those around me. I'll bet 2,990 of those are from asking for balls or batting practice. If you go to 400+ games and are willing to knock over people. Being a douchebag should be able to get you at least 10 foul balls/homeruns in that time.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:55 AM   #14
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Is this guy autistic or something?

He's as fresh as a Summer's Eve, but I'd kind of feel bad about saying that if he was mentally fucked up.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:30 AM   #15
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Glove trick?



I've saw him do this from about 15ft up from an outfield wall.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:30 PM   #16
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Did you hear about the guy who caught home runs in back-to-back games at Yankee Stadium this week?

Yep... it's him.

New York Yankees: Who Is The Mystery Back-To-Back Homer Guy?
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:34 PM   #17
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Did you hear about the guy who caught home runs in back-to-back games at Yankee Stadium this week?

Yep... it's him.

Dude.. it's a ball. You'd think he just won the lottery.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:40 PM   #18
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Wow...
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Old 10-01-2008, 12:02 PM   #19
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Little bastard also caught the last ever HR at Shea on Sunday.
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Old 06-19-2015, 10:17 PM   #20
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Dude caught ARods 3000th hit
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Old 06-20-2015, 05:08 PM   #21
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Still a douche.
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Old 06-19-2017, 02:28 PM   #22
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Clayton Kershaw of Los Angeles Dodgers rejected ballhawk Zack Hample's request for Father's Day baseball
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