Ugliest Athelete of all time

Karlifornia · 05-26-2005, 03:47 PM

There have been a lot of professional athletes. Some could pose for GQ, most are average, and then we have a few special ones that could wear the crown for being "THE UGLIEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME". Let's meet the candidates:

Otis Nixon- Poor Otis. When he was 25, he looked 50. When he hit 30, he looked about 65, and when he hit 40...hoo boy. Let's just say I wouldn't be surprised to find out Otis was a mummy that had reanimated and unwrapped himself.

Dan Gadzuric-Now, if there was a player who looked like he came from another galaxy, it would be Gadz. His eyes are in a constant Wilbanksian state, and his limbs fly around on the court as if they are not even attached to his body. Gadz needs a total makeover.

Kirk Hinrich-He has the face of an inbred, the ears of an elf, and the hair of someone who went into SuperCuts and asked "Make me look like Ringo circa 1960".

Willie McGee-See Otis Nixon

Bill Walton-Well, a horse is a horse of course, of course.....

Rod Beck-Ok, maybe he's not THAT bad, but would you want him taking your daughter to the prom?

Tracy McGrady-Man, you think it's hard for you to look at him? Imagine how hard it is for him to look at you . Literally. Lazy, diverging eyes.

Ok, who else is there?

JeeberD · 05-26-2005, 03:48 PM

Popeye Jones

rkmsuf · 05-26-2005, 03:48 PM

Randy Johnson

st.cronin · 05-26-2005, 03:49 PM

I met Tracy McGrady and he is not a bad looking man.

My vote goes to Zane Smith. He looked like the villain in one of those House of Wax/Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.

rkmsuf · 05-26-2005, 03:51 PM

I mean come on

George Muresan

VPI97 · 05-26-2005, 03:51 PM

Scottie Pippen

fflix · 05-26-2005, 03:55 PM

Tyrone Hill, Nick van Exel, Reggie Miller, Sam Cassell

DanGarion · 05-26-2005, 03:55 PM

Where the hell is Patrick Ewing?

rkmsuf · 05-26-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

Where the hell is Patrick Ewing?

At the Gold Club.

moriarty · 05-26-2005, 03:56 PM

Clearly Randy Johnson.

Karlifornia · 05-26-2005, 03:57 PM

Wow I made some really obvious oversights

ice4277 · 05-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I mean come on

George Muresan

you win

DanGarion · 05-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

At the Gold Club.

Point to rkmsuf.

kcchief19 · 05-26-2005, 04:02 PM

When Kirk Hinrich was at KU I always called him Frodo.

JPhillips · 05-26-2005, 04:03 PM

I always thought the freckled look of Dennis Johnson was pretty ugly.

Maple Leafs · 05-26-2005, 04:03 PM

Melido Perez? Ugly + Jerry Curl = Gold

Darren Puppa? The guy looked like they shaved Chewbacca.

TheOhioStateUniversity · 05-26-2005, 04:10 PM

Tyrone Hill
Sam Cassell Aka E.T.
Jerome Williams of the Knicks

those are the two that come to mind

Huckleberry · 05-26-2005, 04:11 PM

Ronaldinho

Raiders Army · 05-26-2005, 04:12 PM

Bob Euker

Marmel · 05-26-2005, 04:13 PM

Constantine Popa

MIJB#19 · 05-26-2005, 04:15 PM

Great... When there's a hot chick poll, I have to advertise the Dutch women, but when there's an ugliest sportman thread, one of the initial seven is from the Netherlands.

st.cronin · 05-26-2005, 04:15 PM

I think basketball players should be excluded from this since practically by definition they are all mutants.

spleen1015 · 05-26-2005, 04:16 PM

Anyone who has ever worn pinstripes.

Subby · 05-26-2005, 04:17 PM

Sharone Wright

Joe · 05-26-2005, 04:18 PM

teddy ginn

DeToxRox · 05-26-2005, 04:31 PM

Stephen Jackson

TLK · 05-26-2005, 04:33 PM

Sarah Fisher

Ramzavail · 05-26-2005, 04:33 PM

Im glad Willie McGee made the list, he is by far the ugliest and I thought I was the only one who thought that.

Ajaxab · 05-26-2005, 04:35 PM

Paul Mokeski

JPhillips · 05-26-2005, 04:38 PM

If we are going with an all-ugly team its hard not to pick the 85-86 Celtics. Larry Bird, Dennis Johnson, Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish. That's world champion ugly.

Radii · 05-26-2005, 04:47 PM

Larry Bird would get my vote.

Bad-example · 05-26-2005, 04:51 PM

Old Horse Face, Julian Tavares

TazFTW · 05-26-2005, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I mean come on

George Muresan

word.

damnMikeBrown · 05-26-2005, 05:07 PM

Dennis Rodman

That annoying PG when the Knicks used to be decent, back in the Spike days. I used to call him "buggar" cause that's what he looked like...a gooey viscous yellowish thing, only he made a lot of noise. He was one of those yappers.

JeeberD · 05-26-2005, 05:12 PM

Starks? Or the Black Hitler, Derek Harper?

mhass · 05-26-2005, 05:14 PM

Keith Van Horn and drunk Eli Manning.

Subby · 05-26-2005, 05:15 PM

Since poker is a sport, I'll nominate Paul Magriel aka X-22

dawgfan · 05-26-2005, 05:17 PM

I second the nomination of Scottie Pippin.

In the "Classic" category, Joe Torre.

Blackadar · 05-26-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Since poker is a sport, I'll nominate Paul Magriel aka X-22

Poker is not a sport.

John Galt · 05-26-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

Scottie Pippen

That was my first thought and couldn't believe he wasn't in the poll.

Blackadar · 05-26-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

Where the hell is Patrick Ewing?

My thoughts EXACTLY. Cro-magnon man himself.

Subby · 05-26-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

Poker is not a sport.

Yeah, but isnt that guy ugly?

Blackadar · 05-26-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Yeah, but isnt that guy ugly?

He looks like a cross between the Numa-Numa guy and Star Wars kid.

oliegirl · 05-26-2005, 05:50 PM

My vote would go to Larry Bird or Randy Johnson, both horrible men to look at.

I was surprised to see Scottie Pippen's name mentioned, I never considered him to be attractive, but I never considered him ugly either - just average.

LloydLungs · 05-26-2005, 05:52 PM

Charlie Kerfeld should've been on this list.

stevew · 05-26-2005, 05:53 PM

The oversights of either Pippen or Ewing are astounding. Both are just about as ugly as it gits.

John Galt · 05-26-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

My vote would go to Larry Bird or Randy Johnson, both horrible men to look at.

I was surprised to see Scottie Pippen's name mentioned, I never considered him to be attractive, but I never considered him ugly either - just average.

I guess Pippen is ok if you believe nose size is correlated to . . . other things. Otherwise, he defines being hit over the head by the ugly stick.

ThunderingHERD · 05-26-2005, 05:55 PM

condors · 05-26-2005, 05:55 PM

how the heck can Randall "Tex" Cobb not be on the list

from Fletch "Bend Over" - Ben pleased to meet you

John Galt · 05-26-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

After Princess Bride, though, he just looked cuter. I'm not sure the same thing can be said for My Giant, but when ugly athletes appear in movies (not about sports), it softens them a bit. Pippen, on the hand, could only play the role of "Really Ugly Guy #4" in a major movie.

View Poll Results: Who is the ugliest athlete ever?
Otis Nixon	29	37.18%
Dan Gadzuric	1	1.28%
Kirk Hinrich	2	2.56%
Bill Walton	5	6.41%
Willie McGee	11	14.10%
Tracy McGrady	1	1.28%
other	29	37.18%
Voters: 78. You may not vote on this poll

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Randy Johnson __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I mean come on George Muresan __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Scottie Pippen __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

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st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I met Tracy McGrady and he is not a bad looking man. My vote goes to Zane Smith. He looked like the villain in one of those House of Wax/Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.

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fflix Mascot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA	Tyrone Hill, Nick van Exel, Reggie Miller, Sam Cassell

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DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Where the hell is Patrick Ewing? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Clearly Randy Johnson.

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05-26-2005, 04:02 PM	#14
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	When Kirk Hinrich was at KU I always called him Frodo.

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JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I always thought the freckled look of Dennis Johnson was pretty ugly.

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Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Melido Perez? Ugly + Jerry Curl = Gold Darren Puppa? The guy looked like they shaved Chewbacca. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

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Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Ronaldinho __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

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MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Great... When there's a hot chick poll, I have to advertise the Dutch women, but when there's an ugliest sportman thread, one of the initial seven is from the Netherlands. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

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spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Anyone who has ever worn pinstripes.

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Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Sharone Wright __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	teddy ginn

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TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Sarah Fisher

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Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	Im glad Willie McGee made the list, he is by far the ugliest and I thought I was the only one who thought that.

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Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	Paul Mokeski

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JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	If we are going with an all-ugly team its hard not to pick the 85-86 Celtics. Larry Bird, Dennis Johnson, Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish. That's world champion ugly.

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Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Larry Bird would get my vote.

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Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Old Horse Face, Julian Tavares

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damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	Dennis Rodman That annoying PG when the Knicks used to be decent, back in the Spike days. I used to call him "buggar" cause that's what he looked like...a gooey viscous yellowish thing, only he made a lot of noise. He was one of those yappers.

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Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Since poker is a sport, I'll nominate Paul Magriel aka X-22 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	I second the nomination of Scottie Pippin. In the "Classic" category, Joe Torre. Last edited by dawgfan : 05-26-2005 at 07:47 PM.

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LloydLungs College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Ponchatoula, LA	Charlie Kerfeld should've been on this list.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	The oversights of either Pippen or Ewing are astounding. Both are just about as ugly as it gits.