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Old 05-10-2012, 10:46 AM   #751
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:24 PM   #752
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Old 05-13-2012, 11:13 PM   #753
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Evidently, Kodak had a weapons-grade uranium nuclear reactor at their offices in Rochester, New York since the 1970s, and no one knew about it.

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Old 05-13-2012, 11:38 PM   #754
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:49 PM   #755
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:16 AM   #756
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:01 AM   #757
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:59 AM   #758
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:17 AM   #759
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We should probably suspend anyone who sings that song.
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:22 AM   #760
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"I'm suspended? OK, then I think I'm sexy but I'm not all that sure about it."
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:15 PM   #761
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Not a news story so to speak but...WTF

hxxp://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:18 PM   #762
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:28 PM   #763
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:45 PM   #764
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Is the rattlesnake okay?
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:45 PM   #765
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Really bummed out that Christian porn isn't real. Those video descriptions sounded good.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:02 PM   #766
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Is the rattlesnake okay?

That wasn't even the best part of the story.

"Craig, a married father of two, said the mulch was for his marijuana plants, which he is licensed to grow for medical reasons. It was unclear whether the snake came from an adjacent field or arrived at the store along with garden supplies."

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Old 05-17-2012, 07:50 AM   #767
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Really bummed out that Christian porn isn't real. Those video descriptions sounded good.

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Old 05-21-2012, 05:04 PM   #768
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:52 PM   #769
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My favorite part:

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Old 05-21-2012, 06:50 PM   #770
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:45 PM   #771
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lol, I wrote the same thing to my co worker
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:17 AM   #772
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:43 AM   #773
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The irony of it being a lingerie company makes this all kinds of awesome.
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Old 05-22-2012, 01:26 PM   #774
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The irony of it being a lingerie company makes this all kinds of awesome.

Or the fact of who owns the company...
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:08 PM   #775
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Were you as excited about 'The Body Of Chris' as I was?

No joke dude, I was. I was picturing intense sex with a flavor of realism lacking in todays porn. Maybe some spirited dialog and what not. Was truly bummed.
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:10 PM   #776
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:11 PM   #777
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I think we have a job for crazy Seattle lady.

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Old 05-22-2012, 06:18 PM   #778
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:23 PM   #779
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Wow, link this right back to the Random Thoughts thread.
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:53 PM   #780
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:56 PM   #781
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:57 PM   #782
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:33 PM   #783
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:45 PM   #784
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The biggest crime is he wasn't building them, but selling them.
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:33 PM   #785
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I guess software exec doesn't pay what it used to?

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Old 05-24-2012, 11:03 AM   #786
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From reading the article, it looks like Target did a good job of...building their case against him.

Sorry, had to.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:05 AM   #787
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I'd have been building the sets, not selling them.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:06 AM   #788
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:11 AM   #789
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He deserves jail time just for NOT using the Legos.
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:09 PM   #790
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but...

Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals - FRANCE 24
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:10 PM   #791
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"I receive questions from some women and men... asking 'Will there be a next time? Please host it again.' But there is only one set of male organ," he tweeted on May 16.
"Unfortunately, I have no plan for the next time."
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:17 PM   #792
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:19 PM   #793
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:47 PM   #794
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I hope that wasn't Izulde's roommate.
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Old 05-25-2012, 04:11 PM   #795
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I'm actually less concerned with the individual that would this to themself, and more concerned with the sickos that would eat it.

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:52 PM   #796
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I'm actually less concerned with the individual that would this to themself, and more concerned with the sickos that would eat it.


It's Japan--they eat and do some crazy stuff over their.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:56 PM   #797
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:07 AM   #798
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:14 AM   #799
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This one is making the rounds. Heard it on the radio here 30 min ago.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:16 AM   #800
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That must have been some delicious face to continue eating it even after he got shot.
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