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Old 03-02-2003, 07:46 PM   #1
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Things you know for no reason

The gay black guy (Lamar) in "Revenge of the Nerds" is the voice of the Paladin in Diablo 2.
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Old 03-02-2003, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2003, 07:59 PM   #3
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:00 PM   #4
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:10 PM   #5
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Re: Things you know for no reason

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The gay black guy (Lamar) in "Revenge of the Nerds" is the voice of the Paladin in Diablo 2.

OMFG, you mean I've been playing a gay Paladin all this time!

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Old 03-02-2003, 08:17 PM   #6
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OMFG, you mean I've been playing a gay Paladin all this time!


black too.

forget all that though. His "limp wristed throwing style" is murder with a javlin.
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:17 PM   #7
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:18 PM   #8
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:31 PM   #9
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black too.

forget all that though. His "limp wristed throwing style" is murder with a javlin.

I knew that blessed hammer motion looked funny!

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Old 03-02-2003, 08:40 PM   #10
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I knew that blessed hammer motion looked funny!


It also explains the "holy moonwalk" cheat.
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:54 PM   #11
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People who have had laser correction on their eyes can not donate their corneas (sp?)


I'm an organ donor on my license and plan on having laser correction in the not too distant future. That's one less organ for them to cut out.
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Old 03-02-2003, 08:56 PM   #12
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It also explains the "holy moonwalk" cheat.

hmm, having played for a while, that must be a new one.

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Old 03-02-2003, 09:12 PM   #13
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hmm, having played for a while, that must be a new one.


you havent used the Blessedfeetofthekingofpop cheat?
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Old 03-02-2003, 09:29 PM   #14
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Old 03-02-2003, 09:34 PM   #15
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you havent used the Blessedfeetofthekingofpop cheat?

umm, nope. I have 6 high level characters (75+) but I stopped pretty much after the exp when they couldn't kill squat any longer.

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Old 03-02-2003, 09:34 PM   #16
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:15 PM   #17
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:25 PM   #18
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:25 PM   #19
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:40 PM   #20
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:48 PM   #21
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:51 PM   #22
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:56 PM   #23
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Old 03-02-2003, 10:57 PM   #24
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Old 03-02-2003, 11:07 PM   #25
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Umm, actually I was refering to what the little kid on "Jerry Maguire" was always saying...

What the heck is "Cram"?
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Old 03-02-2003, 11:45 PM   #26
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Old 03-02-2003, 11:47 PM   #27
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Old 03-02-2003, 11:49 PM   #28
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Old 03-02-2003, 11:52 PM   #29
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:01 AM   #33
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Old 03-03-2003, 12:07 AM   #36
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The gay black guy (Lamar) in "Revenge of the Nerds" is the voice of the Paladin in Diablo 2.


it's probably not unknown trivia that the red-headed nerd is Timothy Bussfield of 30something. but, I'll post it anyway.
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"There's no word in the English language that rythmes with "orange" "

The commonly known word for not having anything rhyme with it is orange. Does anyone know the other one? (There's 2, orange and one other word)
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