Heather Tesch Excites Me

[Ksyrup]

She's got a Goldie-Hawn-as-weathergirl thing going on. She gets the "5-penises-nailed-to-the-board" (this time it's plywood, out of respect for the hurricanes) award.



I've been watching way too much weather channel the past month.

That is all.


Oh, and no John Tesh Excites Me fritzing is allowed.

[Wolfpack]

I now fully expect the rest of this thread to be a continuing discussion of naughty things board members wish to do to the news and weather babes they've been seeing too much of because of all the storms we've had the last month.

[KevinNU7]

pcs pls thx

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

I now fully expect the rest of this thread to be a continuing discussion of naughty things board members wish to do to the news and weather babes they've been seeing too much of because of all the storms we've had the last month.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Wolfpack]

I didn't mean for it to come out that way, sorry.

[Draft Dodger]

I've sold a few computers to John Tesch - does that help?

[Ksyrup]

Some pics from on-camera:

hxxp://www.sprstar.com/twwl/pho/h/heates/cap/index.html


Apparently, she had a kid just over a year ago.

[sachmo71]

pix plz tkx

[DanGarion]

Ew... no

http://images.google.com/images?q=He...ff&sa=N&tab=wi

It's a link to google, which means it's work safe, IMO.

[Ksyrup]

You have to see her in action.

It also helps not to picture her next to 97 year old Marshall Seese.

[Wolfpack]

Damn, you have been watching TWC a lot, haven't you? I tend to watch because I'm somewhat of a weather geek, but it also helps that there are several nice looking ladies presenting the weather on occassion.

I say that because you'd have to watch enough to know who Seese exactly is.

[sachmo71]

She's cute. *shurg*

[Wolfpack]

"*shurg*"?

Sounds like you dislocated your shoulder or something...

[Ksyrup]

That's an old old FOFC thing. A "fucking elitists" thing.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Damn, you have been watching TWC a lot, haven't you? I tend to watch because I'm somewhat of a weather geek, but it also helps that there are several nice looking ladies presenting the weather on occassion.

I say that because you'd have to watch enough to know who Seese exactly is.

I live in Florida. I'm not joking when I say that the Weather Channel probably could have charged Super Bowl rates for ads during August and September and gotten away with it. We've all watched way too much Weather Channel in this state.

[Wolfpack]

Even so, it's the SOS every half-hour most of the time for things like this. Even the saps out in the field basically say the same thing and run the same clips over and over again. It gets pretty dull after a while. I usually check in anymore only around the advisory releases to see what's up.

[Ksyrup]

I know, but it's like watching a trainwreck - you can't turn away, even when they keep showing the same stuff.

Plus, around here, Stephanie Abrams is well-known, and the Frances coverage made her a mini-celeb. She used to work for the local ABC affiliate and taught a class at FSU. One of our runners took a class with her, and said she used to dress "very nicely" and the front row was filled with guys who normally would be slepping in the back of the class.

[Wolfpack]

Now that I can imagine to be true.

She can't be that old, can she? Being able to teach a met class seems to imply either she's holding down a Ph.D. or she was a grad assistant or something?

[Ksyrup]

I don't know what it takes to be a "meteorologist." Maybe it's just a 4-year degree? I have no clue. She was more than a grad assistant, though. I thinnk she taught while she worked as a meteorologist for ABC.

[rkmsuf]

Where is the John Tesh thread?

[Ksyrup]

I nipped that in the bud (or thought I excelerated its appearance) at the end of the original post.

[rkmsuf]

way to stay three steps ahead

[Ksyrup]

Next up is something about someone's tush exciting me, I imagine.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Every time the Weather Channel has job listings on its web site for on-camera meteorologists, they list a qualification as 10 years of meteorology experience (I also think they ask for a considerable amount of time in a big TV market, so I would guess that there would be at least a couple of years of "paying your dues" in a smaller market first).

I'll have to look at the pictures of Heather Tesch, because I've already forgotten what she looks like, even though I was just watching the channel an hour ago.

[rkmsuf]

anyone can read copy from the national weather service.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

anyone can read copy from the national weather service.

(dexter manley can't)

Yeah, but who wants to watch YOU do it?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

(dexter manley can't)

Yeah, but who wants to watch YOU do it?

Good point. Score one for hurricane boy.

I don't even want to watch me do it.

[GrantDawg]

I always had a crush on Jody Applegate. I miss her.

[Wolfpack]

Hmm...I remember a Jodi Saeland from way long ago (early 90s?), but don't remember a Jody Applegate. Was she on before then?

[GrantDawg]

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Hmm...I remember a Jodi Saeland from way long ago (early 90s?), but don't remember a Jody Applegate. Was she on before then?

She wasn't on TWC. She was on the Today show. Let me see if I can find a good pix.

[GrantDawg]

Only one easily found.

[Wolfpack]

Ah, gotcha. Nice.

[Craptacular]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Plus, around here, Stephanie Abrams is well-known, and the Frances coverage made her a mini-celeb. She used to work for the local ABC affiliate and taught a class at FSU. One of our runners took a class with her, and said she used to dress "very nicely" and the front row was filled with guys who normally would be slepping in the back of the class.

I would have been one of the guys in the front row. By the way, I was just watching TWC, and as they were introducing the four meteorologists who were going to provide live reports (and had all of them on the screen at once), Stephanie basically got blown out of the picture by a gust. She's having trouble standing up, and then the next reporter goes on about it's going from bad to worse where he is, and his jacket isn't even moving. He may have been sheltered from the wind, but I think Ms Abrams was definitely getting the worst of it.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

The hot dame at the weather channel is definetly Lisa Mozer. She makes weather a good thing to watch. Just in my taste...

hxxp://www.sprstar.com/twwl/pho/l/lismoz/cap/072403/index.html

By the way Ksyrup, that site is frightening in a stalker kinda way, but hot!

[cthomer5000]

I've had an odd affinity for Kaity Tong (a local news anchor here) for probably 10 years now.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I've had an odd affinity for Kaity Tong (a local news anchor here) for probably 10 years now.

Is she the mornin girl on channel 11?

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Of local newswomen, I have had a 20 year crush on Carmen Harlan from channel 4 in Detroit...

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0613/2269291_320X240.jpg

hxxp://www.clickondetroit.com/insidewdiv/269958/detail.html

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Craptacular

I would have been one of the guys in the front row. By the way, I was just watching TWC, and as they were introducing the four meteorologists who were going to provide live reports (and had all of them on the screen at once), Stephanie basically got blown out of the picture by a gust. She's having trouble standing up, and then the next reporter goes on about it's going from bad to worse where he is, and his jacket isn't even moving. He may have been sheltered from the wind, but I think Ms Abrams was definitely getting the worst of it.

LOL! Yeah, that guy did the same thing during Frances. The others got legitimately blown all over the place during the hurricane on the east coast, and that guy was south of us during the tropical storm which did absolutely nothing here, and he was going on and on about how the rain was coming down in sheets, and you couldn't even see rain dripping from his jacket. That guy is a Jim Cantore wannabee.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Is she the mornin girl on channel 11?

she does the nightly news:

WEEKNIGHTS: Kaity Tong Anchor, WB11 News at Ten Kaity Tong joined the Emmy-award winning WB11 News at Ten in 1992. Each weeknight, Kaity teams with co-anchor Jim Watkins, weatherman Irv "Mr. G" Gikofsky, and sportscaster Sal Marchiano. She came to The WB11 after ten years at WABC's "Eyewitness News." She began her television career as a street reporter for KPIX-TV in San Francisco. In December 1979, she became co-anchor of the 5pm and 10pm newscasts on KCRA-TV, the NBC affiliate in Sacramento, CA. While there, her community service and involvement in local affairs was acknowledged by the United Way, the California State Legislature and the Sacramento City Council. Two years later, she was hired by WABC-TV in New York, beginning as a general correspondent and co-anchor of the "Weekend News Edition, before moving to co-anchor of the 5pm and 11pm newscasts in February 1983. She became one of the most respected and popular local news anchors in the New York market. Kaity joins Gloria Steinhem and Beverly Sills in receiving the "Exceptional Achievement Award" from The Women's Project and was the first woman honored by Rotary International with its "Paul Harris Fellowship." Kaity was recognized at Lincoln Center by the Chinese America Arts Council for Excellence in Communication. She has received a "Distinguished Woman" award from the Chinese American Planning Council and a Champion of Excellence Award from the Organization of Chinese Americans. She was also honored with a "Star" award by the New York Women's Agenda. She is actively involved with the Children's Museum of Manhattan, The Juvenile Diabetes Foundation, The League For the Hard of Hearing and The Friends For Life. Copyright © 2004, WPIX

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[Suicane75]

Yeah, for some reason i picture seeing her in the morning, but that is the girl I was thinking of. She is pretty, and she has a very pleasing voice. She's got that little sumtin sumtin.

[EagleFan]

I'll take Cecily Tynan as my "weather babe" of choice.