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Prayer Request - Rain of Eels
I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks
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09-16-2004, 01:18 PM | #2 |
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I dunno, you might luck out with frogs or fish. Though in LA, you might get swimming fire ants.
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
09-16-2004, 01:18 PM | #3 |
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dola
I would be happy with a rain of Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish too
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09-16-2004, 01:19 PM | #4 |
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Only if they are the Parmesan flavored (yum).
-edited for spelling correction
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams Last edited by Qwikshot : 09-16-2004 at 01:25 PM. |
09-16-2004, 01:21 PM | #5 | |
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09-16-2004, 01:23 PM | #6 |
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Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.
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09-16-2004, 01:26 PM | #7 | |
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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09-16-2004, 01:29 PM | #8 |
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Reign of Els?
Oh, I misread the title...
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09-16-2004, 01:31 PM | #9 |
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I don't think I want to be anywhere near the rain of Els.
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09-16-2004, 01:31 PM | #10 |
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Fritz and Cuervo talk with GOD
(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed! (13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy! (13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS! (13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human (13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians (13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter (13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses (13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect (13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder (13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands (13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes (13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures (13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes (13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets (13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES) (13:27:18) Satan: YES! (13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce
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09-16-2004, 01:34 PM | #11 |
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You are beyond inscrutable.
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09-16-2004, 01:35 PM | #12 | |
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09-16-2004, 01:36 PM | #13 |
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See my spelling error leads to more insight into the mind that is Fritz!
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09-16-2004, 01:39 PM | #14 |
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later:
(13:38:17) [Satan->Fritz]: you always make my day better
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09-16-2004, 02:14 PM | #15 |
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I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.
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09-16-2004, 02:17 PM | #16 |
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Can we direct it at my mother-in-law's house in Gainesville? If so, I'm with ya.
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09-16-2004, 02:19 PM | #17 |
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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09-16-2004, 02:19 PM | #18 | |
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09-16-2004, 02:25 PM | #19 |
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oh fritz! you are so irreverent! (slurp)
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09-16-2004, 02:31 PM | #20 |
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Uh, I hope you're not slurping on eels. Because he needs those.
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09-16-2004, 02:32 PM | #21 |
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the word eels looks really cool when it's capitalized. i dunno
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09-16-2004, 03:14 PM | #22 |
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09-16-2004, 03:15 PM | #23 | |
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09-16-2004, 03:18 PM | #24 |
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09-16-2004, 04:43 PM | #25 |
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Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?
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09-16-2004, 05:03 PM | #26 | |
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God listened to my prayers!!!
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