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Old 09-16-2004, 01:16 PM   #1
Fritz
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Prayer Request - Rain of Eels

I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:18 PM   #2
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I dunno, you might luck out with frogs or fish. Though in LA, you might get swimming fire ants.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:18 PM   #3
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dola

I would be happy with a rain of Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish too
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:19 PM   #4
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Only if they are the Parmesan flavored (yum).

-edited for spelling correction
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

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Old 09-16-2004, 01:21 PM   #5
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Only if they are the Parmesian flavored (yum).
Where the hell is Parmesia, and why are its citizens tasty?
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:23 PM   #6
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Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:26 PM   #7
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Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.

You think I'm almighty? Almighty how? What I'm supposed to do favors for you? I'm supposed to answer your prayers? Almighty, how?
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:29 PM   #8
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Reign of Els?

Oh, I misread the title...

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Old 09-16-2004, 01:31 PM   #9
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I don't think I want to be anywhere near the rain of Els.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:31 PM   #10
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Fritz and Cuervo talk with GOD

(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed!
(13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy!
(13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS!
(13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human
(13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians
(13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter
(13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses
(13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect
(13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder
(13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands
(13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes
(13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures
(13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes
(13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets
(13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES)
(13:27:18) Satan: YES!
(13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:34 PM   #11
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You are beyond inscrutable.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:35 PM   #12
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(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed!
(13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy!
(13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS!
(13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human
(13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians
(13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter
(13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses
(13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect
(13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder
(13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands
(13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes
(13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures
(13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes
(13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets
(13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES)
(13:27:18) Satan: YES!
(13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce

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Old 09-16-2004, 01:36 PM   #13
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See my spelling error leads to more insight into the mind that is Fritz!
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:39 PM   #14
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(13:38:17) [Satan->Fritz]: you always make my day better
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:14 PM   #15
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I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:17 PM   #16
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Can we direct it at my mother-in-law's house in Gainesville? If so, I'm with ya.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:19 PM   #17
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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Old 09-16-2004, 02:19 PM   #18
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I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.

Your god is a weak and pathetic god. I mock him.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:25 PM   #19
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oh fritz! you are so irreverent! (slurp)
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:31 PM   #20
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Uh, I hope you're not slurping on eels. Because he needs those.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:32 PM   #21
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the word eels looks really cool when it's capitalized. i dunno
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:14 PM   #22
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:15 PM   #23
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I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks
I dunno if it qualifies as a "rain" of them, but IMTG's arrival is a start...
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:18 PM   #24
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:43 PM   #25
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Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:03 PM   #26
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Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?

God listened to my prayers!!!
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:21 PM   #27
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