Yet another movie to get the reboot treatment.. Bill and Ted?????

SirFozzie · 04-08-2008, 12:24 AM

are you fucking KIDDING me?

http://io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-...cessary-remake

"The main differences are that the phone Bill and Ted use to travel through time isn't an old school phone booth, but something "funkier." Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns. The script is supposedly full of "hip" pop culture references for today's kids, like Bill and Ted worrying they're going to miss "The Dark Knight."

Izulde · 04-08-2008, 01:14 AM

This makes me ughtastic.

The original is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies of all time... and they're killing its legacy with this.

Chief Rum · 04-08-2008, 02:28 AM

On the bright side, Keanu could still pull this role off.

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 03:40 AM

That is so non non non non non non non non non non heinous!

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 08:30 AM

Shouldn't it be the Atomyk Gorillaz in keeping with the Wyld Stallyns?

Can't believe it has been almost 20 years since that movie was out.

Lorena · 04-08-2008, 08:34 AM

Whoa, this is like, so not cool man.

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 08:35 AM

Put them in the Iron Maiden!

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 08:50 AM

What number am I thinking?

Passacaglia · 04-08-2008, 10:01 AM

What's "The Dark Knight"?

ISiddiqui · 04-08-2008, 10:07 AM

Sad. So sad

.

One can only hope that someone still thought it was April 1.

Qwikshot · 04-08-2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

What's "The Dark Knight"?

How does the Dark Knight tie in with hip-hop culture, someone better start writing a thesis quick...and you figure by production/post production, Dark Knight will be out and long gone...unless this is direct to DVD swill.

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

What's "The Dark Knight"?

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 10:11 AM

They should cast that Castro guy from Idol.

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

What number am I thinking?

69 Dude!

On a separate note, when I saw 'Dark Knight' I was thinking 'Black Knight' with Martin Lawrence. Which then really confused me because I was trying to figure out why people would get jokes related to the 'Black Knight' movie since no one probably saw that...

And lastly, Diane Franklin was in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure..

Mmmm.... Diane Franklin. I wanted to teach Diane Franklin the international language of love in the 80's and plow her on the Dodger's infield.

MikeVic · 04-08-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwikshot

How does the Dark Knight tie in with hip-hop culture, someone better start writing a thesis quick...and you figure by production/post production, Dark Knight will be out and long gone...unless this is direct to DVD swill.

It says "hip" pop culture, not hip-hop culture. So I can only assume some Britney Spears references.

Passacaglia · 04-08-2008, 12:04 PM

Was the original filled with hip pop culture references, even?

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Was the original filled with hip pop culture references, even?

Station!

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Was the original filled with hip pop culture references, even?

It had a reference to 'Days of Our Lives', 'Dust in the Wind', Iron Maiden, Circle K and a Houses of the Holy reference...

Passacaglia · 04-08-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

It had a reference to 'Days of Our Lives', 'Dust in the Wind', Iron Maiden, Circle K and a Houses of the Holy reference...

And which of those were hip at the time?

14ers · 04-08-2008, 12:36 PM

Please...
After Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey how can this get any worse?

And, who here remembers the TV series?

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

And which of those were hip at the time?

I'm not sure actually....

I was hoping someone could tell me.

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Mmmm.... Diane Franklin. I wanted to teach Diane Franklin the international language of love in the 80's and plow her on the Dodger's infield.

Was that after or before your race with Stalin on the K-12 on one ski?

JediKooter · 04-08-2008, 12:48 PM

Did they run out of video games or comic books to make into movies or something?

Sorry, but, there are just certain movies that don't need to be remade. Bill & Ted is one of them. Besides, who's going to play Missy.....I mean, mom?

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 12:52 PM

I heard Leonard Part 7 is in production.

Raiders Army · 04-08-2008, 01:00 PM

What next? Mannequin?

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 01:01 PM

And what the hell happened to Remo Williams? I mean, the freakin' adventure began and now.... nothin'

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

What next? Mannequin?

I saw it again the other day for the first time in like 15 years. That movie is quite disturbing.

MikeVic · 04-08-2008, 01:05 PM

I hated his shirt so much.

JediKooter · 04-08-2008, 01:05 PM

Why stop? They should do Career Opportunities as well. They can do it in a Wal Mart now instead of a Target.

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 01:06 PM

Weekend at Bernies 5

Madcap hyjinks ensue when a couple of young miscrients invite friends to the beachhouse for the weekend to party with Ted Williams.

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 01:09 PM

Bogus Journey is my guilty pleasure.

"You might be a king
or a little street sweeper
But sooner or later
You DANCE with the reaper."

Drake · 04-08-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Mmmm.... Diane Franklin. I wanted to teach Diane Franklin the international language of love in the 80's and plow her on the Dodger's infield.

Holy shit! Is that an actual Better Off Dead reference?

Coffee Warlord · 04-08-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Bogus Journey is my guilty pleasure.

"You might be a king
or a little street sweeper
But sooner or later
You DANCE with the reaper."

Dude!

What?

Hell sucks!

Lathum · 04-08-2008, 02:13 PM

horrible.

Morgan Stewarts Coming Home remake is due out in Septembre

cthomer5000 · 04-08-2008, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

This makes me ughtastic.

The original is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies of all time... and they're killing its legacy with this.

Why would it be a guilty pleasure? it's fucking awesome.

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

Holy shit! Is that an actual Better Off Dead reference?

Yup, I made a comment on that too.

gstelmack · 04-08-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

And what the hell happened to Remo Williams? I mean, the freakin' adventure began and now.... nothin'

Agreed. No sequel to a movie whose TITLE promises one, and yet we get Highlander 2, 3, and a TV series?

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 02:38 PM

I hope they make a sequel to Titanic, where they realize what had happened and they avoid all the icebergs and its just a boring sea cruise to across the ocean where nothing happens.

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 02:39 PM

What about Buckaroo Bonzai?

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 02:42 PM

Titanic 2

The thrilling story of the boats that got there too late to rescue people.

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Titanic 2

The thrilling story of the boats that got there too late to rescue people.

NO DAMMIT, I already outlined the plot, make your own sequel!

rkmsuf · 04-08-2008, 02:45 PM

Cacoon 3 - Still Fucking

gottimd · 04-08-2008, 02:49 PM

I've heard of Cocoon and Cocoon:The Return, but what is Cacoon?

Ca`coon´
n. 1. One of the seeds or large beans of a tropical vine (Entada scandens) used for making purses, scent bottles, etc

Also, any mention of the movie Cocoon automatically deserves a picture of Steve.

Neon_Chaos · 04-08-2008, 03:16 PM

They should reset the entire Police Academy franchise.

miked · 04-08-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

What about Buckaroo Bonzai?

Across the 9th dimension??? Maybe he can be a baseball player too.

MikeVic · 04-08-2008, 03:52 PM

I'd be down for a new Police Academy.

Mustang · 04-08-2008, 04:38 PM

Titanic : 2050

When scientists claim that global warming has melted all of the icebergs in the world, the brave crew of the Titanic 2 sail out in desperation to find the last iceberg in the world.....

JeeberD · 04-08-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

It had a reference to 'Days of Our Lives', 'Dust in the Wind', Iron Maiden, Circle K and a Houses of the Holy reference...

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K...

Sgran · 04-09-2008, 05:29 PM

just today i was thinking about Bill and Ted's. I'm convinced that the worst scene of any movie ever is when Billy the Kid walks on stage and says... "I'm Billy the Kid". And there's this smattering of applause. And that's it. He doesn't even shoot someone's hat off.
The worst acted scene ever, by the way, also involes Keanu. It goes something like this:
Keanu the Quarterback: Are you pissed off?
Gary Busey: Hell yeah, I'm pissed off!
Keanu the Quarterback: Good! Then let's go get those guys!

gottimd · 04-09-2008, 05:57 PM

I...am....an...F.B.I. agent!

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Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	just today i was thinking about Bill and Ted's. I'm convinced that the worst scene of any movie ever is when Billy the Kid walks on stage and says... "I'm Billy the Kid". And there's this smattering of applause. And that's it. He doesn't even shoot someone's hat off. The worst acted scene ever, by the way, also involes Keanu. It goes something like this: Keanu the Quarterback: Are you pissed off? Gary Busey: Hell yeah, I'm pissed off! Keanu the Quarterback: Good! Then let's go get those guys! __________________ What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron?

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