05-01-2003, 07:34 PM | #1 | ||
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Collateral Damage
As some of you may have heard, HornsManiac was permanently banned from posting here by ip ban. Unfortunately for me, I work at Dell and their network is set up so that all users in the whole company have the same first two digits. So, I got banned. Sent an e-mail to Ryan who e-mailed Sky Dog and now I am back. I just thought it was quite humorous.
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05-01-2003, 07:48 PM | #2 |
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You fool us not, HM.
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05-01-2003, 07:50 PM | #3 |
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Well, I managed to fool SkyDog
Muhahahahahahahaha
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05-01-2003, 08:33 PM | #4 |
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Truthfully, astralhaze, we had a long talk about your situation last night. We decide either you are not HM or HM is a certified split-personality.
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05-01-2003, 11:28 PM | #5 |
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Well, I got banned again so maybe I really am Horns and just don't know about it.
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05-01-2003, 11:54 PM | #6 |
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Hmmm...I guess with the whole flame fest going on, no one notices my plight I like had to go almost the whole day at work without access to FOFC. The horror, the horror!!!
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05-02-2003, 12:02 AM | #7 |
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I refuse to be silenced. I will keep bumping this on top of the flame thread until someone feels my pain!!!
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05-02-2003, 12:05 AM | #8 |
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This is an outrage! I count 11 forum members currently viewing the flame thread and not one viewing this thread when I was just as totaly and horribly wronged by this completely outrageous outrage!
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05-02-2003, 12:07 AM | #9 |
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Where are my defenders, damnit! Shorty, Blade, I cry out to you!
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05-02-2003, 12:09 AM | #10 |
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I have your back and feel the awful pain you had to go through. I will take some of your pain for you, my brother.
Dude, your getting a Dell.
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05-02-2003, 12:18 AM | #11 |
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Poor, astralhaze...
Poor, poor (snores) Chief Rum
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05-02-2003, 12:21 AM | #12 |
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I thought this thread was gonna be about the Arnold flick. I'm really glad it isn't. I feel your pain, astral. I'm with you brother!!
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05-02-2003, 12:33 AM | #13 |
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I will better feel your pain if you can, in the meantime, send me a Dell (top of line would be extra-specially nice).
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05-02-2003, 12:33 AM | #14 |
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Thanks everyone. I am encouraged by your support. I have decided that this situation demands urgent action. As a show of solidarity with the other victims of the witch hunt of 2003 I plan to ban myself from the forum for the period of 2 minutes.
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05-02-2003, 12:55 AM | #15 |
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I thought this was about the movie staring my man....ARNOLD!
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05-02-2003, 01:11 AM | #16 |
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(Psst, hey, everyone, has astralhaze come back yet?)
CR
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05-02-2003, 02:02 AM | #17 |
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astralhaze haze has returned. You people may think that by ignoring astralhaze that you have hurt the feelings of astralhaze, but astralhaze is a lot tougher than that. astralhaze doesn't care about what people on a message board devoted to a freaking game have to say about him.
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05-02-2003, 02:03 AM | #18 |
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this is almost funny. Are you sure that they wern't just tire of your political views and saw this as a way to eliminate you
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05-02-2003, 02:04 AM | #19 |
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Good, now I can re-return you to my ignore list...just kidding
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05-02-2003, 02:05 AM | #20 | |
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That would be just like those bastard moderators. No dissent allowed. It's just like, against society and everything. I mean, you know? Like, it's just wrong man. Just wrong. This is such total crap man!
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05-02-2003, 02:45 AM | #21 | |
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Color me ignorant, but how can you see who is viewing various threads? SI
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05-02-2003, 02:47 AM | #22 |
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A the main page for the forum (where it shows like all the forums and whatnot), click on "who's on-line".
By the way, I think ignorant suits you. Except after Labor Day.
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05-02-2003, 02:49 AM | #23 | |
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Spiffy, thx. (yes, I did just say spiffy) But if I can't wear ignorant after Labor Day, what else do I wear? All I have is white. SI
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05-02-2003, 02:52 AM | #24 | |
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tsk tsk You are never going to get any status at this rate.
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05-02-2003, 02:57 AM | #25 | |
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I'm confused. I just got your e-mail, but it looks like things are hunky-dory again. Correct?
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05-02-2003, 02:58 AM | #26 | |
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At home, but not at work. It worked for a while and then I came up banned again for some reason. By the way, I hope that everyone realizes this entire thread was purely tongue in cheek. If not, I will try to use more emoticons in the future.
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05-02-2003, 02:59 AM | #27 | |
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05-02-2003, 03:05 AM | #28 | |
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Either that, or go work for another company.
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05-02-2003, 03:08 AM | #29 | |
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LOL Will do. I won't be back until Monday (yay!) but I will be sure to. It is far too boring only having the .400 boards to watch. This one has far more flame wars.
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05-02-2003, 03:08 AM | #30 |
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Is it me... or does this just seem like a ploy by astralhaaze to get up to his 1000th post more quickly.
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05-02-2003, 03:11 AM | #31 | |
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See, now there is a great idea! Wish I would have thought of it.
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05-02-2003, 08:08 AM | #32 |
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Did anyone notice the perfectly executed quad dola???
Nice work astral.
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05-02-2003, 09:37 AM | #33 | |
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I actually, I count a quint-dola, and I definitely wouldn't call it "perfectly executed." "Pathetically implemented" seems more appropriate given the tone of this thread.
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05-02-2003, 09:46 AM | #34 |
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I counted the 5 posts in a row to be a quad dola, since 1 post is not really a dola. Or is it? I will defer to the experts.
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05-02-2003, 09:48 AM | #35 | |
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You may be right. I am far from an expert on the matter. My point still stands, though, that there was nothing "perfect" about the execution.
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05-02-2003, 09:51 AM | #36 |
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Technically, the 1st post does not count in the 'dola-tally', if you will.
So, 5 posts in a row is a quad-dola, but since none of it was properly noted, astralhaze shall get zero credit, and this occurance of the rare quad-dola is stricken from the record.
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05-02-2003, 09:52 AM | #37 |
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dola......
it was a classic rookie mistake. (look at his forum title, I make funny joke.)
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05-02-2003, 09:53 AM | #38 |
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I think double-dola usually refers to 3 posts, so I believe quad-dola would be correct in this case. But I could be wrong, I'm only division 1 (I need to have more quad-dolas I guess).
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05-02-2003, 09:54 AM | #39 | |
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Dola - Yeah, what he said. |
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05-02-2003, 09:56 AM | #40 |
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I think you are going to have to prove you are not HM.
Please (candidly) answer the following five questions: 1) Are you an asshat? 2) Is Don Juan Demarcos your favorite flick? 3) Do you have an uncanny knack for uncovering and growing fake baseball talent? 4) Do you snort liquid crack before posting about college football? 5) Is your scrotum freshly shorn? (ignore this one) Your prompt answers will be much appreciated.
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05-02-2003, 09:57 AM | #41 |
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Do we need to pull out the FOFC dictionary again?
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05-02-2003, 01:03 PM | #42 |
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I think some clarification on the Dola rule is needed - does a dola have to be explicitly labeled as such to count? Or do any consecutive postings count as a dola? What are the defining principles of a dola post?
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05-02-2003, 01:28 PM | #44 | |
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It does not have to be noted to be a dola, but it is polite and in good form to do so.
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05-02-2003, 01:44 PM | #45 | |
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Late, but none the less here!! I demand that astral not be flamed on for having a different view point!!! You are all jerks!!! WHY MUST SKYDOG ELIMINATE ANOTHER VALUABLE POSTER ON THIS BOARD!!! DAMN HIM ALL TO HELL!!!
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05-02-2003, 04:20 PM | #47 | |
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Re: Collateral Damage
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05-02-2003, 04:28 PM | #48 |
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More additions to the FOFC Dictionary
and, from the old board, the big one: Offical addition to the FOFC dictionary |
05-02-2003, 04:39 PM | #49 |
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ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER
ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER ASTRALHAZE = HOLYROLLER I remember I always thought that and I even asked and even heard someone else ask and even heard someone else state and even heard someone else guess. Now, a PM from HOLYROLLER proves true. For some reason, holyroller has the coolest avatar at OOTP. Oh yeah, um, don't ban him anymore, assholes. Just because he doiesn't have 4300 posts does NOT mean he is HM, a prostitute, or a salesman. Please no more banning. |
05-02-2003, 04:47 PM | #50 |
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uhh
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