Celebrity Hot or Hot (can't possibly be Not) 0.1a: Zach Parise

Pumpy Tudors · 10-14-2011, 06:22 PM

So hot. Oh, so hot.

molson · 10-14-2011, 06:25 PM

His smile in the 5th picture down is a little off-center. Not hot.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-14-2011, 06:25 PM

NOBODY CAN BRING THEMSELVES TO VOTE "NOT" BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HOT HE IS

Rizon · 10-14-2011, 06:27 PM

Too much makeup.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-14-2011, 06:28 PM

I hate all of you.

Julio Riddols · 10-14-2011, 06:35 PM

SHOOOOOSH!!

Pumpy Tudors · 10-14-2011, 06:37 PM

how rude

JediKooter · 10-14-2011, 06:50 PM

Can't really judge until I see him in a bikini.

CrimsonFox · 10-14-2011, 06:52 PM

are those lips naturally puffy or calogen?

JPhillips · 10-14-2011, 06:52 PM

He's the Tyler Sloan of hotness.

JediKooter · 10-14-2011, 06:56 PM

I think he's definitely had some work done.

SteveMax58 · 10-14-2011, 08:46 PM

Yeah, like if he was standing next to you at a bar and showed some interest, you "Not" guys wouldn't.

Scoobz0202 · 10-14-2011, 08:50 PM

Why don't you guys who voted no show pictures of your husbands since you're all apparently perfect..

oh wait.

sterlingice · 10-14-2011, 08:51 PM

I'm waiting for the consecutive threads:

Poll: Celebrity Hot or Hot (can't possibly be Not) 0.1a: Zach Parise
Stupid athletes you like for no reason

SI

SteveMax58 · 10-14-2011, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobz0202

Why don't you guys who voted no show pictures of your husbands since you're all apparently perfect..

They don't have any because they are living in their mom's basement.

bronconick · 10-14-2011, 08:56 PM

Can't judge until I see him in a Red Wings jersey.

Guess I'll have to wait until next July 1st.

Suicane75 · 10-14-2011, 09:14 PM

If we're being serious, he's a little too pretty for my tastes. Like Tom Cruise pretty where no matter what he does I'm never gonna be turned on by him being tough. Not like Brad Pitt who can be super pretty but still have that underlying machismo about him that sort of stirs your underpants.

But I think this thread is in jest.

Young Drachma · 10-14-2011, 09:32 PM

See, this is why Devils fans can't have nice things.

BYU 14 · 10-15-2011, 02:36 AM

He's no Kat Dennings

CrimsonFox · 10-15-2011, 02:53 AM

I think he will beat Kat Dennings

Pumpy Tudors · 10-15-2011, 02:45 PM

He kinda looks like Kat Dennings... but hot.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 12:36 PM

Grover · 11-17-2011, 12:55 PM

He plays for the Devils, automatic not.

Chief Rum · 11-17-2011, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

bump

I was hoping you would bump Parise.

RomaGoth · 11-17-2011, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I was hoping you would bump Parise.

Does bump=hump in Devilspeak?

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I was hoping you would bump Parise.

So was I.

TRO · 11-17-2011, 03:53 PM

If he were so hot, how come the ice doesn't melt?

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 03:57 PM

stop asking the tough questions and vote hot

RomaGoth · 11-17-2011, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

NOBODY CAN BRING THEMSELVES TO VOTE "NOT" BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HOT HE IS

I am mildly surprised you haven't figured out a way to vote more than once.

Honolulu_Blue · 11-17-2011, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

stop asking the tough questions and vote hot

Seriously. Click "hot" and move on, Bob Costas.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 01:48 PM

Next up: John Amos

Pumpy Tudors · 07-04-2012, 02:38 PM

CAN I CHANGE MY VOTE TO NOT

cartman · 07-04-2012, 02:43 PM

Pumpy is about to become Wild!

Grover · 07-04-2012, 02:44 PM

Hot, now that he's in Minnesota.

Grover · 07-04-2012, 02:44 PM

And Pumpy, we'll all have a good laugh when the Isles finish above the Devils next year.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-04-2012, 03:12 PM

cartman · 07-04-2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Pumpy is about to become Wild!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

help

buck wild!

View Poll Results: Zach Parise: Hot or Not?
Hot	11	34.38%
Not	21	65.63%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

10-14-2011, 06:25 PM	#3
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	NOBODY CAN BRING THEMSELVES TO VOTE "NOT" BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HOT HE IS __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-14-2011, 06:28 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I hate all of you. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-14-2011, 06:35 PM	#6
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	SHOOOOOSH!! __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 10-14-2011 at 06:36 PM.

10-14-2011, 06:37 PM	#7
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	how rude __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-14-2011, 06:25 PM	#2
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	His smile in the 5th picture down is a little off-center. Not hot.

10-14-2011, 06:50 PM	#8
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Can't really judge until I see him in a bikini. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 10-14-2011 at 06:51 PM.

10-14-2011, 06:52 PM	#9
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	are those lips naturally puffy or calogen?

10-14-2011, 06:52 PM	#10
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	He's the Tyler Sloan of hotness. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

10-14-2011, 06:56 PM	#11
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I think he's definitely had some work done. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-14-2011, 08:46 PM	#12
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Yeah, like if he was standing next to you at a bar and showed some interest, you "Not" guys wouldn't.

10-14-2011, 08:50 PM	#13
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Why don't you guys who voted no show pictures of your husbands since you're all apparently perfect.. oh wait.

10-14-2011, 08:51 PM	#14
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I'm waiting for the consecutive threads: Poll: Celebrity Hot or Hot (can't possibly be Not) 0.1a: Zach Parise Stupid athletes you like for no reason SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-14-2011, 08:56 PM	#16
bronconick College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI	Can't judge until I see him in a Red Wings jersey. Guess I'll have to wait until next July 1st.

10-14-2011, 09:14 PM	#17
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	If we're being serious, he's a little too pretty for my tastes. Like Tom Cruise pretty where no matter what he does I'm never gonna be turned on by him being tough. Not like Brad Pitt who can be super pretty but still have that underlying machismo about him that sort of stirs your underpants. But I think this thread is in jest.

10-14-2011, 09:32 PM	#18
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	See, this is why Devils fans can't have nice things.

10-15-2011, 02:36 AM	#19
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	He's no Kat Dennings

10-15-2011, 02:53 AM	#20
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	I think he will beat Kat Dennings

10-15-2011, 02:45 PM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	He kinda looks like Kat Dennings... but hot. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-17-2011, 12:36 PM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	bump __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-17-2011, 12:55 PM	#23
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	He plays for the Devils, automatic not. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

11-17-2011, 03:53 PM	#27
TRO College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisburg, KS	If he were so hot, how come the ice doesn't melt? __________________ TRA, the Royal Ape

11-17-2011, 03:57 PM	#28
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	stop asking the tough questions and vote hot __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 01:48 PM	#31
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Next up: John Amos __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-04-2012, 02:38 PM	#32
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	CAN I CHANGE MY VOTE TO NOT __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-04-2012, 02:43 PM	#33
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Pumpy is about to become Wild! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-04-2012, 02:44 PM	#34
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Hot, now that he's in Minnesota. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

07-04-2012, 03:12 PM	#36
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	help __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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